"Since many people don't know me, let me introduce myself first!"

On Taiji Square, Shi Jinlang looked down on a group of superpowers and said: "My name is Shi Jinlang, and I am currently the director of the Super Management Bureau. ”

"I don't need to repeat the responsibilities of the Superauthority, the agreement you hold in your hand is called the 'Superpower Convention', and if you sign it, you are the legal Superpower!"

"Aren't we legal now?"

Hearing Shi Jinlang say this, the superpower man in the audience stood up menacingly.

"That's right!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly at him.

"I protest!"

Shi Jinlang dragged out the anti-aircraft gun from the 3,000 whiskers and passed it with a "boom", and the protesting superman was blown into a puddle of flesh.

"Is anyone still protesting?"

"No, no, no, let's sign!"

"Yes, yes, yes, no sign, no sign!"

"Good!" Shi Jinlang nodded and said: "In line with the principles of fairness, justice, openness and transparency, I need to elaborate on the specific provisions of the 'Superpower Convention' to you before signing the agreement!" ”

Shi Jinlang took out an agreement and flipped through two sheets, then shook his head and said: "Forget it, it's too much, I won't elaborate, let my assistant come up and tell you a few words!" ”

“...”

Everyone in the audience looked confused, Su Dongpo coughed and walked up to the stage and said: "Then I'll say a few words!" ”

Three hours later—

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The border of China, the secret realm of Kunlun, in an ancient cave.

The stone walls are carved with dense ancient characters, which look like a biography of a person.

There were two gray-haired old men standing in the cave, one was Xu Songnian and the other was Jiang Canglan.

Xu Songnian is an expert in archaeology, and Jiang Canglan is a professor of ancient Chinese literature.

Xu Songnian accidentally fell into this cave during an archaeological process and found the writing on the stone wall. However, he was not sure what these words meant, so he asked his old friend Jiang Canglan to study here.

Jiang Canglan trembled and took out his reading glasses and put them on, and then looked at the stone wall-

Pangu opened the world, Nuwa made people from the soil, and I had lived for I don't know how many years at that time.

Pangu has bad breath, he never brushes his teeth, and he doesn't wear clothes, he runs around the world with his bare ass, although it's okay for a man to have a bad habit, but I don't like him.

NUWA DOESN'T HAVE ANY BAD HABITS, BUT THE WOMAN WITH THE HEAD AND THE BODY OF A SNAKE MAKES ME CAN'T MENTION XING'S FUN, AND I CAN'T WRITE ABOUT IT, YOU JUST NEED TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING!

Later, there were more people, and when there were more people, there were more things.

This group of unclothed barbarians is extremely vulgar, like Pangu likes to run around the world with bare butts, and when you are hungry, you don't care what you are, pounce on it and make it.

I had no choice but to teach them how to build a place to live, how to cover their bodies with leaves, and how to drill wood to make fire.

They called me Youchao, and the beautiful name was Youchao Man.

That's it, since they learned to make fire manually, this group of people also called me the Suiren clan, your sister! They just don't understand that it's faster to make a fire from flint than to drill wood for fire a hundred times.

Fortunately, I used flint, and if I had used turtle shells to make fire, these barbarians would have called me the Turtle People again.

I was too slow to teach a group of people by myself, so I trained two assistants with more brilliant brains, one named Ku Xi and the other called Lei Yun. Although these two boys look silly, they are still learning things quickly.

When they're almost up to speed, I'm going to give it up.

I heard that they mixed quite well later, and their names were changed, one is called Fuxi, and the other is called Shennong.

When everyone not only ran around the world, but also began to fight and kill for the turf again.

Fights are fights, and you have to find a whole bunch of reasons.

If your vegetables grow in my field, I will collect them for you; Your cattle have run into my cattle pen, and I will slaughter them for you. I'm so helpful to others, you have to say that I take advantage of you, isn't this a clear bully of honest people!

So, if you don't agree with each other, you do it.

One family fights, eight families support, and doing it becomes a group fight.

Fight in a group, fight in a group, and as a result, there is a dry war tribe, what Jiuli tribe, bear tribe, Shennong tribe, these three dry war tribes are the happiest, some small dry war tribes are not opponents at all, and they are wiped out by the people when they fight.

Of course, none of this has anything to do with me, let them do it, as long as it doesn't bother me, I don't bother to deal with them.

But there is a bear child named Gonggong in these warring tribes who is really ignorant, and I am sleeping comfortably in Buzhou Mountain, and this bear child hits his head, and Optimus Prime makes him crash.

The pillars of heaven are broken, the earth is broken, the sky is tilted to the northwest, the earth is sinking to the southeast, the whole world is in dire straits, and I can't sleep at all.

I can't sleep steadily, and I can't let Pangu and Nuwa sleep steadily, it's all their business, who will wipe their butts if they don't wipe their butts?

Pangu's grandson, I really tried hard, but I couldn't wake up, who can wake up a person who pretends to be asleep?

I have no choice but to call Nuwa to make up for the trouble caused by the bear child who worked together, although the supplement is not too perfect, but it will be used.

The sky is made up, this bear child called Gonggong hit and run, and got a lot of water, this bit of naturally doesn't need me to take action personally, it seems that there is a person named Dayu who is in charge.

Later, the world was finally peaceful for a while, but there was no shortage of idle people who hurt the eggs.

No, it didn't take long, I don't know which salted egg superman (the superhuman who brackets the idle egg pain, referred to as the salted egg superman) got ten suns, crackled, and the whole world was left with fire without water depth.

There is a brainless iron-headed baby who wants to catch up with the sun and pluck it off, and this IQ is no one, and then he should have been stupid to death!

I originally wanted to call Pangu and Nuwa, but since the day was mended, Nuwa was completely damaged by Pangu's grandson, and the two of them pretended to sleep together, and they couldn't wake up.

I couldn't count on them, so I had to do it myself, so I got a bow and passed it on to a young man who was good at archery.

The lad lived up to the hype and finally shot down nine suns with my bow, and the world was finally at peace again.

Since shooting the sun, this young man has been a little floating, and he began to cheat and cheat, and got a group of people to cheat money, which is called teaching archery. This is not pitted by the apprentice who is more pitted than him, and the daughter-in-law who finally begged was also lost, I heard that it ran to the moon. Now the sky is going up, I'm afraid it will be difficult to come down.

I naturally don't pay attention to these gossips, I have seen a lot of things about whose man steals his daughter-in-law and whose daughter-in-law steals his man, not because I don't want to take care of it, but because I can't control it.

Since then, the world has gradually entered the normal, and the barbarians who originally drank blood began to live a dynasty in a step-by-step manner.

When I have nothing to do, I also participate in it, but most of it is to relieve loneliness and loneliness, commonly known as finding something to do.

Immortality is really a headache, because living aimlessly is really tiring. I am a little envious of Pangu and Nuwa, who have not woken up since they fell asleep.

(End of chapter)

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