Chapter 38: Who is the grandson?
"Tell me exactly what happened about your father and mother, not a word is broken!" the old woman said with a gloomy face glaring at Fang Dang.
Fang Dang stared at the old woman with big eyes, and for ten breaths, Fang Dang scratched his face, shook his head, and said, "I grew up in the rotten drug beach, and I always wanted to know what was going on, but my mother didn't tell me. ”
The old woman stared at Fang Dang, looking at each other, the old woman suddenly raised her crutches and rounded it, and smashed it on the back of Fang Dang's head, Fang Dang screamed, covered her head and rubbed it desperately, while looking at the old woman in surprise, I don't know what crazy this old woman is.
The old woman's eyes were half-narrowed, and she listened attentively, and the room was full of the sound of wood hitting Fang Dang's head, and then she shook her head and sighed: "Sure enough, it's an elm pimple, and when you listen to the voice, you know that it's a stupid thing, that kid in Wenshan is better than a monkey, how can he give birth to such a son?"
"Wait, you weren't born in the Rotten Mudflats, were you?" the old woman's expression suddenly became nervous.
The faces of the dozen or so old men and ladies around were also tense, and their faces were solemn, even more nervous than hearing that Fang Wenshan was imprisoned in the rotten drug beach.
Fang Dang looked around at everyone and nodded inexplicably.
The room fell silent.
"My God, I'm not alive anymore, there is a stupid child in our Fang family, I am ashamed of my ancestors and ancestors, I will die headlong......" Fang Dang was so frightened by this sudden howl that he almost jumped up and ran, staring at the old woman who was still extremely majestic just now that she had lost her crutches, sat on the ground, and cried with her white hair.
Fang Dang is also inexperienced, otherwise he will definitely feel that this old woman is no different from the wives and ladies in the countryside who are the most capable of messing around. The majesty and domineering just now disappeared in an instant, and there was nothing left.
The bearded old man's face was flushed, and he paused again and again, and ran up to pull the old woman, but unfortunately the old woman was wide and fat, but the old man didn't have many catties and couldn't drag it at all, so he could only whisper next to him: "Shuangmei, Shuangmei, hurry up, hurry up, how embarrassing it is for you to call the juniors like this, Sven, Sven ......"
The old woman shouted: "Sven is a fart, Wenshan has been imprisoned by the heaven-killing royal family, and he was forced to give birth to a stupid son, you still call me Sven? Don't you know that our Fang family has been passed down for ten generations? After opening this fool, the Fang family's species is getting more and more stupid from generation to generation, how do you tell me to explain to the ancestors of the Fang family?"
The old man hurriedly said: "The ancestors and the ancestors have long since died, and now we are the ancestors and the ancestors, it's okay, it's okay, I don't blame you." ”
"Phew!" the old woman opened her mouth and sprayed the old man in the face, "You dare to blame me?"
The old man held his beard and didn't dare to say anything.
The old woman let out a long breath and reached out to rub it on her chest.
Then a face became fierce and fierce, stood up by the old man's neck, reached out and grabbed the dragon head crutch on the ground, snorted coldly: "My dragon head crutch was given by the founding emperor Yuzhao, and the emperor was beaten unconscious and slandered the ministers, and the little guy in Yuzhao told me that it was okay, even if it was him, my crutch in my hand can also be beaten, and the current emperor is the son of the Xuan family? I want to cut off the head of this faint king!" Dare to imprison the people of our family, only a few hundred years, the Xuan family really thinks that this Xia country belongs to his family and surname? ”
The old man with the beard turned slightly pale when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Old woman, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, let's find out what happened first, anyway, Wenshan is only imprisoned now, let's rescue people first." ”
When the old woman heard this, she scolded: "What do you mean not to be impulsive? Bastard old thing, your grandson has been locked up, and you are not impulsive?"
The old man wiped the foam on his face with his beard, and said in a low voice: "Our Fang family is full of fierceness, never flattering, that generation has never been assigned, your son has been assigned to the frontier for thirteen years, your grandson has been demoted from a doctor to a horse herd for seven years, and your great-grandson ...... In short, jade can't be sharpened, it's all trivial, trivial......"
"You! That's a rotten beach!"
The old man closed his mouth at the old woman's yell, and looked up at the bookshelf with a dignified expression, as if he wanted to find a book to read.
After the old woman finished scolding, she looked at Fang Dang and said: "Little rabbit cub, I am your ancestor, grandma, you call me Grandma Shi, that old thing that is not angry is your tenth grandpa, and the rest is your ninth grandpa, eighth grandpa, ninth grandma, eighth grandma, forget it, there are so many people in a mess, you can't remember this elm pimple, by the way, does Confucius know?"
Fang Dang shook his head.
The face of the tenth grandmother was a little darker, and she didn't even know Confucius, this is no knowledge at all!
The Tenth Patriarch, who was holding a beard next to him, moved his eyes from the bookshelf and asked, "Does Mencius know?"
Fang Dang shook his head.
"Alas...... Grandson doesn't even know, right?"
Fang Dang's eyes suddenly lit up and he nodded again and again.
"Hey, do you know your grandson? This is to repair the soldiers, yes, you can also fight with a stupid head, endless demon caves, bloodthirsty barbarians, and the Dragon Palace of the Nine Domains are all great disasters for my human race, and my head is stupid. Grandma Shi's face showed a hint of joy, and she continued to ask, "Okay, tell me who the grandson is." ”
Fang Dang pointed at himself and said, "Isn't my grandson me?"
......
The room was silent.
The tenth grandmother stepped back a few steps, her fat body was so weak that the dragon head cane couldn't support it, but fortunately, the ninth grandmother and the sixth grandmother held the ten grandmothers.
The tenth grandmother waved her hand weakly and said: "Get out, hurry up and get out of me, by the way, take me to see the current emperor, I'm going to peel his skin! Also, hurry up and give me a grandson, be smart, we will teach him personally, by the way, you are so stupid, you must find a smart woman to neutralize it, the Fang family has been passed down from generation to generation, you must not find those who are stupid and stupid, in case you are born a stupid baby, this stupid disease will be incurable, give me a dead memory!"
The surrounding wind surged, Fang Dang's surroundings immediately became dark, Fang Dang looked up in a daze, and wanted to stand up, but as soon as his head moved, he hit something extremely hard with a bang.
Fang Dang covered his head and groaned for a moment, then reached out to touch the top of his head, it was cold, it was a stone, Fang Dang was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes to look, and found that he was still in the narrow stone crevice that only allowed him to lie on his stomach.
Fang Dang blinked, then let out a sigh and said, "It turned out to be a dream, what a strange dream." ”
Fang Dang hurriedly touched the Chiba Blind Grass Sword, it was still there, the short knife on his waist was still there, a piece of gold in his sleeve was still there, the jade pendant on his chest was still there, the letter given by Zheng Shou was still there, but it had been soaked and grabbed a handful of thin mud, and the gold picked up halfway had long since disappeared.
The gold was lost, but Fang Dang didn't care, after all, Fang Dang's concept of money was too simple.
Fang Dang exhaled and relaxed, feeling that he was too tired from sleeping just now, and fell asleep again after lying down.
I don't know how long I slept, Fang Dang felt that it was just a matter of closing his eyes, and he woke up, this sleep was extremely comfortable, there was already light under his feet, and the light outside was dazzling, indicating that it was at least noon now. Fang Dang estimated that he had slept for at least ten full hours.
What Fang Dang didn't know was that in the past ten hours, the disciples of Cloud Sword Mountain above his head were drilling around, and they were very busy, after all, because they didn't find Fang Dang, they went in other directions.
Fang Dang slowly climbed out of the stone crack from the stone crack, the sun was shining outside, and the water was steaming on the river, Fang Dang subconsciously looked at the black spot on his palm, how strange it was, there seemed to be a voice telling him, telling him to go to the emperor, and telling him to quickly find a smart woman to have a child.
Fang Dang patted his head vigorously, trying to drive away the voice, but he was slightly stunned, there was a big bag on the back of his head, it hurt to touch, it was not caused by hitting a stone, because Fang Dang suddenly remembered that the tenth grandmother knocked his head with a cane.
"Is it true?"
Fang Dang looked at the pitch black on his palm again, Fang Dang was sure that if the qiē in the dream was real, then the source of this qiē was the black thing on the palm of his hand.
Fang Dang pondered for a moment and couldn't figure it out, so he didn't think about it anymore, because he was hungry and it was time to eat.
Not long after Fang Dang walked along the river, he found a small road, and Fang Dang knew that he could find the city by following the road.
Fang Dang walked all the way along the road, the clothes on his body were already in tatters, so he simply tore them off, leaving only half of his pants, anyway, Fang Dang was now covered with thick skin like black armor, not afraid of being looked at.
When Fang Dang tore his clothes, a black cloth bag fell out, Fang Dang then remembered that this was given to him by Princess Jing, and it should be money in it, since he came out of Fire Poison City, he has always been on guard against being killed, so he left this little cloth bag behind.
At this time, Fang Dang opened the cloth bag, and there were indeed a few pieces of silver inside, as well as half a black bead.
Fang Dang was stunned, and then remembered, this thing is a medicinal pill, in addition to using the jade shell stone to cultivate, Princess Jing also has to take this medicinal pill once a month, it is said to be able to strengthen the body, this is a good thing that Princess Jing is usually reluctant to eat.
But why only half?
Yes, blistered......
Fang Dang felt distressed at this time, and hurriedly grabbed it and threw it into his mouth, after swallowing it, Fang Dang felt that the inside of his stomach was warm and quite comfortable, this feeling was almost the same as the feeling he felt when he woke up when he was in Yunjian Mountain, and he had a lot of strength on his body.
Fang Dang seemed to understand at this time, when he was originally left in Yunjian Mountain, he was dying, and he had no strength, but after waking up, he felt that he had a lot of strength in his body, or it was the effect of this bead, before Fang Dang thought that it was someone from Yunjian Mountain who gave him something good, but now that he thinks about it, the other party will not be so kind.
If he hadn't had the strength at that time, Fang Dang would never have been able to kill Zini, that is to say, Princess Jing indirectly saved him once.
Fang Dang's body was getting warmer and more comfortable, as if there was a small stove in his stomach, Fang Dang couldn't help patting his stomach.
Fang Dang twisted the torn cloth into a rope and tied it to the Chiba Blind Grass Sword and tied it around his waist, so that he walked like those black-armored sword halberd sergeants, Fang Dang also learned from the black-armored swordsmen and walked two steps with his shoulders on his shoulders and a bear's waist, and then laughed at himself.
After a few turns, the path becomes a large road, and at the end of the road there is a city with loose buildings. I1387