064 Teasing moment
After a few big steps, Lu Ke walked to the floor-to-ceiling window and stood beside the tall black man. But the point is, his mind is blank right now, and he simply doesn't know how to start the mission.
"It's a boring city." The two of them stood silently in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, the other party didn't seem to notice Lu Ke's appearance, and Lu Ke didn't know how to speak, and after a moment of silence, he cut to the topic.
Sure enough, the other chuckled, "That's because you haven't been to Greenwood." ”
"Where?" Lu Ke asked reflexively.
The young man laughed, "That's what I mean." A place that no one has ever heard of, you know, in Mississippi, there are countless places like that. For me, Indianapolis, it's a wonderful city. ”
"Please, even if you don't travel to other cities, at least you should know that such background music is really out of place, right?" Lu Ke spread out his hands with a disgusted expression.
The two of them were quiet for a while, and the background music in the hotel lobby became clear, it was actually Justin-Bieber's "baby", such a musical taste, it was really powerless; What's more, this is the middle of the country, no matter how bad the cowboys are, they can also choose country or rock, and there are so many classic tracks that it's very difficult to get things wrong.
Indianapolis and Justin Bieber, this is definitely the weirdest combination Lu Ke has ever experienced, especially in the rookie training camp of rugby, known as the rugby of tough guy sports!
The other party grabbed the stalk at once, and the corners of his mouth rose again, "In my hometown, Jazz and Soul, that's the real beauty." I'm sure the lobby manager of this hotel should visit Greenwood, and maybe his taste in music will change. ”
"Look, that's what I said! Indianapolis, it's a boring city. Lu Ke repeated his point of view again, and the other party raised his eyebrows and said meaningfully, "But Greenwood, you haven't even heard of it, and I promise that you won't want to hear it." ”
Such words made Lu Ke laugh out loud, and he couldn't help but shrug his shoulders and joked, "I'm starting to wonder now, if the New York Giants choose you, what will happen." "New York, the capital of the world, is the most colorful city in the whole of America.
"Whew, I hope I can handle it." The other party chuckled twice, but did not speak, and the conversation was interrupted, and the air of silence began to spread again.
This kind of rhythm of conversation is really supportive, Lu Ke was thinking about whether he should use a trump card, and then he heard the other party say, "Are you talking to me?" ”
"......" Lu Ke was full of question marks, blinked, and looked at the other party blankly, "What kind of signal gave you such an illusion?" Then, Lu Ke waved his hand, "What kind of signal gave you such confidence?" ”
The two sentences were similar, but they expressed completely different meanings, and the other party laughed and shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know, maybe you took the initiative to come and chat with me?" Talking to me about music? And you talked to me about New York? You know, in my hometown, New York is the hippest topic of conversation. ”
"Haha!" This time, Lu Ke laughed sincerely, he thought that the other party was a guy with no humor just now, but now it seems that he obviously made a mistake in judgment, "The right start, it should be me holding two bottles of beer and asking what you are doing here, and whether you killed two people today, so that there is no misunderstanding." ”
The central region has always been a strong supporter of legal gun ownership, and the people are as strong as they were in the bar. Lu Ke was joking about it.
Sure enough, the other party immediately understood this joke, and a smile appeared on his face, "But now there is no beer and no guns, so what should I do?" ”
Lu Ke could catch the mischievous light in the other party's eyes, and with a flash of inspiration in his head, he raised his hands and sat down suddenly, showing a posture of Zama step, hunched back, shoulders, and waist, as if imitating the Maori war dance posture, the whole sinking momentum was really too fierce and terrifying, and it was obvious that the other party was stunned, and the banter in his eyes turned into astonishment and fright-
Pranksters, always waiting to counter pranks.
In the next second, Lu Ke began to learn the Maori dance, advancing forward with amazing momentum, and began to circle around the other party, with a "roar, roar, roar" sound in his mouth.
The other rookies around immediately noticed the excitement here, and involuntarily turned their heads, looking at the scene in front of them curiously and confused, their eyes full of inexplicability.
The other party looked at Lan Li in a daze, and then found that he had become the focus of everyone, and he was also dumbfounded. lowered his head, and immediately found Lan Li's triumphant gaze, obviously this was also a prank, and the other party laughed dumbly. However, he is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he also followed Lu Ke's movements, and danced in a different way-
The two of them actually started to dance awkwardly face to face. The point is, this dance doesn't match the background music in the hotel lobby at all! The beat is completely out of order, the dance steps are completely chaotic, and the rhythm is out of place, which is simply uncomfortable all over the body, which is a great spectacle! Especially the background music is still "baby", which is enough to make countless players start to hold their foreheads, they didn't notice it before, and now they finally realize that something is wrong.
Seeing such a funny moment, laughter began to sound, and some of the players who were standing by and watching did not hold back after all, and writhed awkwardly together, triggering bursts of laughter, and the atmosphere in the entire hotel lobby was lively.
Breathlessly paused, Lu Ke chuckled, "I think the physical strength consumed by this dance just now is even more serious than a game." While panting, laughing, and talking, Lu Ke was choked with saliva and coughed, but he laughed more and more happily.
At this moment, the embarrassing sense of shame began to react, and Lu Ke couldn't help covering his face: What did he do just now? For the sake of the mission, all for the sake of the mission!
"You're a funny guy. I mean, the impression of Asians seems to lack a little bit of humor, it's really too tight. After a slight pause, he added, "At least in Greenwood, you know, it's a very, very small town." ”
"I'm even more surprised that there are still Asian immigrants in Greenwood?" Lu Ke's entry point was very wonderful, and the two of them looked at each other and smiled.
"Alton-Smith, linebacker."
"Lineback?" Lu Ke couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, this is already the fourth lineguard he has encountered since the special mission started this afternoon, did he really encounter the lineman trap today? Looking at Aldon's incomprehensible smile, Lu Ke laughed happily and introduced himself, "Lu Ke, quarterback." After speaking, Lu Ke took out his mobile phone, "How about it, would you like to take a photo with me?" ”
"Group photo?" Aldon looked surprised, "Do you mean, like a high school girl?" ”
Lu Ke opened his mouth and laughed again, "Yes, like a high school girl." ”
Aldon thought seriously for a moment, then nodded, "Okay, no problem!" ”
Click, the photo is complete! There is no difficulty as imagined, on the contrary, Lu Ke also really made a friend, this Aldon is indeed an interesting guy, and similarly, Aldon also commented on Lu Ke. Now it seems that the special tasks of the system seem to have some truth.
After saying goodbye to Aldon, Lu Ke began to become a little more positive, he took the initiative to go to a group of rookies next to him, gave full play to his talents as a journalist, joined their conversations, took the initiative to talk about training camp, took the initiative to talk about Indianapolis, and took the initiative to talk about the Super Bowl that ended not long ago...... Things went far more smoothly than expected.
If it's just a chat or an interview, it's bound to be a very enjoyable day; However, before the end of each chat, Lu Ke would ask for a group photo - such a little girl's request was really strange; However, after the baptism of the teasing dance just now, it is not surprising that people are not surprised.
Lu Ke deeply felt that his face seemed to be thicker.
"Hey, young man." Lu Ke was about to move on, when a shout came from his ears, followed the sound and looked over, and then he saw a group of people at the elevator door, about four or five people, one of them was a short and fat man with a white beard, wearing a hat of 49 people in San Francisco on his head, raised his right hand high and made a greeting motion, and said jokingly, "Are you collecting star cards for your sister, or collecting star information for your flesh and bones?" ”
Standing next to him, a skinny bamboo pole wearing a Seattle Seahawks jersey started to heckle, "Or do you want to make a souvenir of this visit?" ”
If the first Humpty Dumpty's words are purely joking, light-hearted teasing; Then the second thin bamboo pole's words are a little racist, and the tone of the voice is really uncomfortable.
This group of people are all middle-aged, and their bodies have been slightly out of shape, obviously not rookies, they look more like team staff, or coaches, assistant teams or something. In the rookie camp, they are the group of people who hold the power of life and death, and it is best not to offend the rookies easily until they become superstars.
Lu Ke didn't intend to clash with them, but he didn't intend to swallow his anger either, and shouted, "Haven't you heard about the graduation yearbook?" Or are high school and college too far away for you to remember? ”
Lu Ke explained the behavior of the fan brother just now as a "graduation yearbook", recording all the partners in the same rookie training camp, which is indeed very commemorative; At the same time, he also refuted and ridiculed the other party's age and education, and completed the counterattack in an understatement.
The rookies and other staff around all laughed, and Humpty Dumpty also laughed heartily, but the thin bamboo pole's face was not very good, and he rolled his eyes at Lu Ke, and then turned around, leaving Lu Ke with an indifferent back.