27. The beating of "society".
In the past, Xu Mo felt that cultivation could not sleep or eat this kind of nonsense, and it must be all nonsense to fool people, but after personal experience, he finally believed it now.
It's just that after just half a day of cultivation, his whole person is full of energy, even if he doesn't sleep for a few days, it doesn't feel like a problem.
And because of the true qi in the body, the body's functions have also been enhanced a lot, and it is easier to do anything than before, and the consumption is smaller, so it is naturally not so easy to feel tired and hungry.
......
Cooking a meal was just a trivial matter for Xu Mo, and soon a table of fragrant delicacies came out of the pot.
After a full meal, Xu Mo did not continue to cultivate, sometimes he played and sometimes learned, and there would be problems if he blindly practiced hard, and the combination of work and rest was the king.
"Let's play football!"
I have nothing to do when I'm idle, so I just pull the two little ones to play games together.
Xu Mo took out the straw skirt, that is, the straw mat that was torn by Wangcai, and the manual work was not difficult for Xu Mo, and he quickly made a grass ball from the new, and the bamboo temporarily served as a goal.
Wangcai lay on the ground and yawned lazily, it has two major advantages as a dog, timid and lazy to do, when you are full, you should sleep beautifully, and the fool will accompany Xu Mo to play football!
"Wangcai, kick and win, I'll make you a chicken butt dinner tomorrow!"
The three words chicken ass are full of well-known allure to Wangcai, and it suddenly came to the spirit, and secretly swore in his heart that Benwang must kick Xu Mo to the bottom of the flowers!
Two legs still want to kick Benwang four legs?
Dream on!
I'm ready for a big meal!
"Let's go!"
Xiaohuo acted as the referee, and after a chirp, the world's first human-dog grass ball game officially kicked off.
Of course, Xiaohuo is on Xu Mo's side, it is mainly staring at whether Wangcai jumps over the wall to bite people maliciously, as for Xu Mo's series of foul actions, they were all ignored by Xiaohuo.
Wangcai roars and screams every day, and he almost annoys Xiaohuo to death, and now he can't wait for Xu Mo to kick the former away for 108,000 miles!
Xu Mo ran wildly in front of Wangcai with the ball, the latter stuck out his tongue and tried to rush up to break the ball, seeing that the dog's head was about to hit the ball, Xu Mo was not in a hurry, holding the grass ball between his feet, and then gently picked it up.
A beautiful rainbow dog successfully escaped the interception of Wangcai!
Before Wangcai came back to his senses, as soon as the ball landed, Xu Mo made a big volley, and the grass ball flew straight into the door frame!
Whisper!
Xiaohuo raised a small hoof, indicating that Xu Mo had won a point.
"Wangwangwang!"
If you are prosperous, you can't find a small fire theory.
It's so unfair, Xu Mo is clearly bullying it for being short, and it has also watched football matches on TV, rainbow passing is an insulting action, and it is easy to be beaten in international competitions!
Xiaohuo is also a pig who doesn't talk much, and directly shows a yellow card.
Dare to question the referee, the courage is not small, and if you force Lai Lai, you will be sent off with a red card!
"You don't care what tricks I use, it's a good move to shake you, what insulting actions to say, it's not that the skills are inferior, only the incompetent weak will be furious and accuse, you can also pass the ball from my head if you have the ability, and I am a rainbow dog, not a rainbow person. ”
Wangcai was annoyed, and Xu Mo shook his finger at it, so that if it was not beaten, it would be beaten as much as it wanted, and it felt that it had been severely humiliated!
In order to ensure that he can win, Wangcai decides to transform into a unicorn, which is as tall as several floors.
Hehe!
Don't you like rainbow dogs?
Seeing Xu Mo's somewhat surprised expression, Wangcai was triumphant, it was already able to control the trick of transformation, although the time was limited, but it was enough to last until the end of a ball game.
"Let's stop playing football, let's play basketball in a different game. ”
The conditions were simple and there was no basket, so Xu Mo simply tied a rope to the bucket, and then hung it to a height of 3 meters, temporarily serving as a basket.
In the past, it was difficult to make Xu Mo jump one meter, but after eating dragon meat and practicing the "Immeasurable True Scripture", he has long been different from what he used to be, and it is not a problem to easily jump ten meters.
Because the grass ball is not elastic, the rules naturally need to be slightly modified to allow walking with the ball, and the other rules remain unchanged.
Wangcai had no opinion, and readily agreed, it hadn't watched a basketball game, but the basket was hung so high, fools knew that basketball is a very tall sport, it is now like a hill, standing in front of the basket, even if Xu Mo has a spring under his feet, it will not help.
Sample!
Let's see how Ben Wang and the others will cover you, I'm ready to eat the feast!
"Humph!"
Two flames erupted from Xiaohuo's nostrils and rose into the sky, and the game restarted, with Xu Mo taking the lead in serving.
This time, Wangcai still chose to take the initiative, and its speed and strength after transformation were extremely amazing, and there was a visual impact of a big truck rushing towards it.
Seeing Xu Mo standing motionless in place like a petrified person, thinking that he was stupid by himself, a smug look appeared on Wangcai's face.
"Ah~~!"
Xu Mo dribbled the ball a few times, his movements were very rusty, and then he suddenly screamed, and the whole person flew out upside down, and the grass ball in his hand was also knocked to the side.
Doodle!
The small fire flew over, and a flame erupted from the nasal cavity, forming several large flame characters in the air: foul, free throw!
“......”
Wangcai looked confused, and then quickly explained: "I didn't touch him at all, he flew out by himself!"
Xiaohuo glanced at Wangcai, obviously not believing Wangcai's words.
He flew out by himself, do you believe this? You rushed so violently, it was obviously you who knocked Xu Mo away!
"Want Want!"
Wangcai strongly protested, I didn't even touch his clothes, he flew out by himself, Lao Tzu really didn't hit him!
Surnamed Xu, hurry up and help me explain!
"Ah...... It hurts me to death...... It hurts! My head, my waist, my legs, my bones are shattering!"
Xu Mo lay on the ground and rolled back and forth, letting out a painful wail.
Xiaohuo was quite angry, and he also hugged Xu Mo uprightly, look at the good things you stupid dog has done, just play a ball, it is necessary to knock the master like this!
will only bully your own people in the nest, why haven't I seen you so brave when you were fighting!
“......”
Wangcai has seen it on TV news, and Xu Mo's behavior has a professional term, which seems to be called "touching porcelain".
Having never been beaten by society, Wangcai naively thought that touching porcelain would only happen to people, but he didn't expect that his dog would also be touched one day......
If a person is touched, he can still find the police to administer justice, how can I reason with a dog?
Whisper!
Xiaohuo suddenly took out a yellow card that he had used before, Wangcai roared at the referee, technical foul, and Xu Mo got another chance to throw a free throw.
"I%@#@¥&......!"
Wangcai didn't fight anywhere, and secretly scolded Xu Mo and Xiaohuo in his heart.
Lao Tzu didn't do anything, why did he throw two penalties and one throw?
Forget about touching porcelain, and gang up to bully me, is there any reason for it!