When Shi Jinlang didn't know how to explain, there was a sudden sound of piano on the high platform, and at the same time, the stage was thundering: "Piano girl!" Piano girl! ”

"Piano girl, piano girl!"

Seeing a woman in a blue gauze dress hiding her face and coming out, Su Dongpo was so excited that he didn't care about any camels or camels, he jumped on a chair excitedly and waved at the woman on the high platform and shouted.

Shi Jinlang shook his head, what a fair lady and a gentleman, Su Dongpo's performance at the moment can no longer be described with spicy eyes.

"Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, little girl piano gymnastics, this is polite!" A piano drill dressed in green yarn came from the backstage, and in the middle of the high platform, Shi Shiran bowed to everyone in the audience.

Listening to the sound with a little meaning, Shi Jinlang became curious, and immediately looked up.

"Oh, no wonder you are so good and gentlemanly!"

With just one glance, Shi Jinlang understood Su Dongpo's thoughts, this geisha called Qin Cao does have a bit of a posture, especially the touch of heroism between the eyebrows, especially like the image of a woman who hoes the strong and helps the weak, just from the appearance, Qin Cao has crushed all the prostitutes that Shi Jinlang has seen along the way, no wonder the group of people below will be fascinated. Scarcity is expensive!

Qin Cao's heroic spirit of a woman does seem to have a bit of charm, but Shi Jinlang always feels a little strange, he can't say what is strange, he just feels that this geisha called Qin Cao is not as simple as it appears on the surface.

It feels like something is very strange.,Of course Shi Jinlang is not a sperm brain.、Ghost obsessed mind.,Such a woman Shi Jinlang can be regarded as having a lot of knowledge.,When I'm on Earth,All kinds of comics、All kinds of cosplay female heroes Shi Jinlang is almost aesthetically tired,Speaking of cosplay,Shi Jinlang remembered a character in Guoman who looks very similar to Qin Cao,That is, the flame spirit Ji in "Tianxing Nine Songs"。

However, Shi Jinlang is not good, there is only one person in his heart, and that is Ah Li, if you have to compare Qin Cao with Ah Li, there is at least a hundred Wu Zetian who is at the peak of his appearance between the two of them.

(Wu Zetian sat up in shock in his dying dream, this Nima should be the blackest time that the old lady was hacked, right?) ）

"Give the grass full marks, don't give the grass zero points!"

A voice screamed, and everyone looked sideways when they heard the words, only to see that it was the "Li Shao" who had just flirted with the fake mother Wang Tuan'er.

"This Li Shao's name is Li Shiyi, I heard that my father is a general, and he runs rampant in the countryside on weekdays, and almost no one dares to provoke him in Chang'an City!" Huang Tingjian leaned over and whispered in the ears of Su Dongpo and Shi Jinlang.

"Alas-" Su Dongpo glanced at Li Shiyi, who was commanding, shook his head and said, "Vulgar and vulgar, really vulgar!" ”

"Dicks, what do you look at!" Li Shiyi's eyes glanced around, and he said with a grin: "Don't think that you can come in and have fun if you have a tael of silver, to tell you the truth, there is only one person who will spend a good night with the piano girl tonight, and that is Young Master Ben!" ”

"Before the little girl held this 'meeting friends with songs' activity, she had communicated with the fake mother, only the talent of the little woman convinced, the little girl will be willing to serve, if Li Shao is talented, of course the little woman is willing to accompany Li Shao to spend a good night, otherwise, I will not wait to see you!"

Qin Cao gave Li Shiyi a look, and said neither humbly nor arrogantly.

Qin Cao's words were euphemistic, but the meaning of the words was very clear, that is, if you Li Shiyi are a wine bag and rice bag, don't care how much money you have, get out of the calf!

Although Li Shiyi was stupid, he understood what he said.

"Qin Cao girl, don't talk to Young Master Ben about these useless things, Young Master Ben will ask you a word, how much is the night? How much is a monthly subscription? How much is the annual subscription? Hahaha - you can make a bid casually, and the young master will have money left if he is poor! ”

Li Shiyi's face was determined to win, and the fat on the face of a fat pig with a straight smile trembled.

"You—" Qin Cao's delicate body trembled violently when she heard this, as if she had been greatly insulted.

"How can this be true, how can it be true!" Su Dongpo roared angrily, and his body trembled.

Shi Jinlang shook his head when he saw it, and said that it was useless to be a scholar, it seems that this is true, Su Dongpo saw that the woman he liked was molested by an ugly man, he only dared to complain in a whisper, but he did not dare to act like a man.

"Hahaha-" Seeing this, Li Shiyi laughed wildly and said, "The girl was contracted by the young master, so I asked you if you were convinced?" ”

"Disgusting, disgusting!"

Su Dongpo didn't finish speaking, only to feel a strong push on the left side of his body to lift his body into the air, and in the next second, Su Dongpo had already landed on the high platform.

"I'm not convinced!"

Su Dongpo originally wanted to say "I'm sorry, I made a mistake", but his opening became "Lao Tzu is not convinced".

"Finish the calf!"

Su Dongpo's heart was "groaning", he knew that he was a few pounds and a few taels, and he was okay with his words, but if he really wanted to face to face with Li Shiyi, he was really cowardly.

"Don't be intimidated, fight like a man!"

Zhao Tieniu's voice suddenly appeared in Su Dongpo's mind, and he looked back suddenly, only to see Zhao Tieniu with a playful smile on his face.

"Brother Tie Niu, no!"

Su Dongpo finally understood what was going on, he was sweating profusely and said: "You hurry up and fix it for the little brother, if you slow down, the little brother will have to pee his pants!" ”

"What are you afraid of, you have me!" Shi Jinlang nodded at him, and then the brain waves continued to control Su Dongpo and shouted at Li Shiyi: "Dead fat scoop, Lao Tzu is not convinced, are you convinced?" ”

Li Shiyi never dreamed that someone would openly argue with him, let alone the kind of person who went directly to the stage and humiliated him in public, so when Su Dongpo appeared on the stage for the first time, Li Shiyi was stunned.

"Poor scholar, don't you really want to mix?"

Li Shiyi was stunned for more than ten seconds before he came back to his senses.

"Dead fat scoop, looking at the appearance of your wine bag and rice bag, there must be a few taels of ink in your stomach, and there is nothing to bless you when the New Year is approaching, so I wish the disease to defeat your whole family as soon as possible!"

"Poof—"

When the piano on the side heard this, he immediately laughed, because the weak scholar next to him spoke in such a strange way.

"W-what do you mean?" Li Shiyi said with a confused face.

"Li Shao, this poor sour scholar cursed you, he cursed your father and mother to die and the whole family!" A gentleman beside him who had a good relationship with Li Shiyi reminded him loudly.

"Grass mud horse, I don't think you want to live anymore!"

Li Shiyi flipped the table in front of him on the spot, pulled out the saber at his waist, and shouted that he wanted to rush to the stage to fight with Su Dongpo.

"Brother Tie Niu, help—help!"

Seeing this, Su Dongpo was so frightened that he shouted out on the spot.

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