Chapter 132: Let's Go Back and Save Wu Zetian!
"Are you Sun Dayong?"
Shi Jinlang looked at the old man in the white coat in front of him and asked in surprise.
"That's right, it's me!"
Sun Dayong smiled "hehe" and stretched out his hand to Shi Jinlang.
Shi Jinlang stretched out his hand and shook him, this is an extremely real touch, Shi Jinlang can even feel the beads of sweat in Sun Dayong's palm.
"Haha-Brother Jinlang, please take a seat!"
When Sun Dayong greeted him warmly, Jinlang sat down and said: "Originally, I was worried that I would be punched by Brother Jinlang when we met for the first time, but now it seems that Brother Jinlang is still quite broad-minded!" ā
"Originally, I had this idea, but for the sake of you being an old man, I won't beat this punch!" Shi Jinlang glanced at Sun Dayong and said, "Besides, who knows if you will go to the ground and blackmail me on the spot?" ā
"Brother Jinlang is broad-minded, so naturally he won't be as knowledgeable as my bad old man, but even if Brother Jinlang really beats me, I won't-"
"Bang-"
Sun Dayong didn't finish his words and fell to the ground.
Shi Jinlang withdrew his fist, sat back in the chair and said, "It's much more comfortable now!" ā
Sun Dayong got up from the ground, and almost gave himself a big mouth on the spot, if he hadn't said a word more, he wouldn't have taken this punch.
"Don't say it, this blow is really real!" Shi Jinlang looked down at his fist and said in surprise.
"Brother Jinlang try this again!" Sun Dayong took out a red wine glass, poured half a glass of red wine for Shi Jinlang and said, "Try the sense of smell and taste!" ā
Shi Jinlang picked up the red wine glass and put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, and a refreshing faint sweet fragrance came to his nose.
"Goo-"
Shi Jinlang drank it all, and his mouth was full of the fragrant sweetness of red wine, and the so-called fragrant teeth and cheeks probably meant this.
"How?" Sun Dayong looked at Shi Jinlang expectantly and asked.
"Not bad!" Shi Jinlang nodded, stretched out his hand and snatched the red wine in Sun Dayong's hand** and said, "Eighty-two years?" ā
"No, it was last year!"
Shi Jinlang raised his neck and blew directly on **, he didn't care if it was a year or not, anyway, as long as he could drink it.
It has been a while since Shi Jinlang crossed over to the King Continent, not to mention red wine in the barren land where birds don't, and there is not even special white sugar water, and now Shi Jinlang sees red wine like a labor prisoner sees a woman.
"It's okay, Brother Jinlang can drink it casually, and there will be it after drinking!"
Seeing Shi Jinlang's gluttonous cat appearance, Sun Dayong showed a motherly smile.
"Uh-"
Shi Jinlang burped, threw away the empty wine and said: "Don't drink it, don't drink it, it's a bit supportive!" ā
"It's right to feel the brace!" Sun Dayong nodded and said, "Human beings have five senses, which are shape, sound, smell, taste, and touch. Shape refers to the shape and shape, and what the eye can see includes the shape, shape, color, size, quantity, direction, appearance, behavior, etc. of all objects such as long, square, flat, and round; Sound refers to sound, and the ears can hear all sounds, including high, low, long, short, thick, thin, etc.; Smell refers to the sense of smell, and the smell that the nose can smell is the feedback of particles in the nasal mucosa, such as incense, odor, etc.; Taste refers to taste, and the tongue can feel various tastes including bitter, spicy, sour, sweet, salty, and umami; Touch sensation, including hot and cold, slippery, soft and hard, painful and itchy touches felt by the skin of the hands and feet. ā
"To put it simply, the five senses are sight, hearing, smell, taste and touch."
"It's easy, why go to Baidu?" Shi Jinlang glanced at Sun Dayong and said, "This is the number of water words!" ā
Sun Dayong smiled embarrassedly, hurriedly turned off Baidu on his mobile phone, and said: "Actually, I just want to tell Brother Jinlang that the super-dimensional virtual reality simulation technology can perfectly simulate the five senses of human beings, so that you can get an immersive experience in the simulated environment!"
"Got it!"
Shi Jinlang jumped up from the chair and said, "One word, cow pen!" ā
"Haha, the thing that saved Wu Zetian-"
"I'll think about it again!" Shi Jinlang picked up the empty wine ** from the ground, then unbuckled his belt and said, "I drank a little bit just now, don't you mind!" ā
"Don't mind, Brother Jinlang is really temperamental, please feel free!"
Shi Jinlang worked for a long time and found that the red wine **** mouth was too small, so he casually threw the red wine ** to the ground and said: "Do you have a nutrition express here, that kind of ** mouth is more suitable for my size!" ā
Sun Dayong said with black lines on his head: "That's not true, but there is a flower pot in the corner, and the size is definitely suitable for Brother Jinlang!"
Shi Jinlang walked over without saying a word and booed, and after booing, he walked back while wearing his belt and said, "Dr. Sun, don't you mind if I pee in your office?" ā
"Don't mind, don't mind!" Sun Dayong snorted and said: "I forgot to tell you just now, in the environment simulated by your super-dimensional virtual reality simulation system, the excrement of the body is just a kind of morphological data, and after this data leaves your body, it will be automatically removed in a short period of time, and will not leave any traces!" ā
"Really?"
Shi Jinlang walked to the flower pot again in disbelief, the flower pot that was originally filled with urine by him had now returned to its original state, and the smell of urine in the air had disappeared.
"Awesome!" Shi Jinlang said with heartfelt emotion: "Technology changes life, although you stinky and shameless brick beasts are hateful, but the things you make up are quite practical!" ā
Although Shi Jinlang is a gangster, he still has the most basic courtesy, and the reason why he peed in Sun Dayong's office is because Shi Jinlang has not resolved his hatred for Sun Dayong's unauthorized teleportation to the King's Continent, but now with the super-dimensional virtual reality simulation system, Sun Dayong can be regarded as making up for it.
"That'sā"
"I know what you mean!" Without waiting for Sun Dayong to speak, Shi Jinlang directly interrupted him and said, "I can try to save Wu Zetian, but we have to talk about the use of this system!" ā
Half an hour later, Shi Jinlang left satisfied.
After Shi Jinlang left, a middle-aged man in a Mao suit pushed the door out of the inner room.
"This kid is a bit interesting, maybe he can really make it!"
"Of course!" Sun Dayong smiled triumphantly: "My grandson has always been super confident in his vision!" ā
ćććććć
"Slut Wave!"
"Boss, boss, what's wrong with you?"
Shi Jinlang woke up and turned around to find a group of people surrounding him.
"Let's go!" Guiguzi glanced back and said, "Jiang Ziya's subordinates seem to be rushing here!" ā
"I'm not leaving!" Shi Jinlang jumped up from the ground and said, "We are going to save Wu Zetian!" ā
ps: Book friends group 35721393
(End of chapter)