0223: Keep slapping your face

"Do you know who my dad is? My dad is the tax collector of the border city, the biggest official in the border city......" The fat man cried out ashamedly and angrily.

"It's not my son anyway, why should I know?" Xiao Chen responded lightly.

"You, you ......" The fat man was so angry that he trembled with anger, and he could fall on the spot at any time.

"Yes, yes, I'm not your father's father, you don't have to be excited, this kid, why do you want to recognize a random person?" Xiao Chen continued to sneer.

"Ah, I'll give 10,000 imperial coins, who will beat him up for me......" The fat man shouted angrily at the people around him.

"Silly boy, you want to use your grandfather's money to find someone to beat your grandfather, you are really filial." Xiao Chen sneered.

"Ahh......h

The fat man suddenly paused, his identity is very good in the border city, he is usually used to eating and drinking for nothing, and those who do business dare not speak out, so that he rarely goes out with a large amount of cash.

"Yo, the godgrandson has the courage to invite someone with a white slip, this habit must have been learned from his bastard Lao Tzu......" Xiao Chen continued to sneer without worrying at all.

"I, I...... You, you ......" the fat man was speechless in a hurry.

"Silly boy, I went out today and made 11,000 imperial coins at once, pack up and hurry home, hold your mother and ask for milk to eat, good ha, go quickly."

Haha, hehe, the people around finally couldn't help laughing, the fat man looked over angrily, almost everyone was laughing, the look of contempt, the cheerful pen, like a sharp arrow stabbed his heart.

"Ah...... I'll kill you......" The fat man was vicious, waving a huge fist to hit Xiao Chen.

With a snort, a knife suddenly hit his chest, and at the same time, Zhu Caiyan also kicked out, and the fat man staggered back.

"Dead fatty, you can't compare to money, you just want to rob it?" Zhu Caiyan scolded unceremoniously.

"You, you ......" The fat man almost fell, but fortunately he was fat, and his chassis was stable, and although one leg hurt like playing a lute, he still stood still.

"What are you doing? What to argue about......" The late one is the administrator who maintains order.

"Come, come, come, they bully me......" the fat man cried out at the throat of the broken duck.

Zhu Caiyan also wanted to say something, but Xiao Chen held him down.

"You are?" The administrator looked at the fat man with a familiar look and asked in a low voice.

"My dad is a tax officer, and I'm ......" The fat man cried as if he saw his relatives, and then pointed at Xiao Chen and said, "Come on, they beat me, they disturb the order of the venue......"

"You wicked person sue first......" Zhu Caiyan said angrily.

"Are you Young Master Spike? Hehe, you've grown a little stronger......"

"Don't talk nonsense, you hurry up and arrest them." Xiao Chen shouted arrogantly.

"Yes, I'll be right away, I'll ...... right away" This administrator looks like a person who has no position and loves to pat on the back.

"Who are you?"

"We ......" Xiao Chen was about to answer, but unexpectedly, the administrator saw the banknotes on the ground, his eyes rolled, and he shouted: "Who threw the garbage on the ground?" ”

"Garbage? If it's garbage, can you take some out and look at it? Xiao Chen couldn't get used to the other party's face, and said with a sneer.

Obviously, this administrator knew the fat man's personality and habits, and knew that he would not bring a lot of money on his hands, so he was sure that the banknotes on the ground were Xiao Chen's.

The administrator nodded at the fat man, indicating that everything was under control, and then asked Xiao Chen: "Littering everywhere, a fine of 1,000, no, a fine of 10,000 imperial coins......"

"Hehe, this is taking sides." Xiao Chen said softly to Zhu Caiyan: "I have seen too many people who stand in line without knowing the situation, once they stand in the wrong line, the end will be miserable." ”

"How miserable?" Zhu Caiyan said with a smile.

"It's up to you, and the stronger you fight back, the worse they will be." Xiao Chen smiled faintly: "If this kind of provocation is elevated to the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two countries and the initiative to provoke a war, I guess several of them will fall to the ground." ”

"Well, it makes sense, take advantage of the situation, my teacher told me......"

Zhu Caiyan nodded approvingly, she didn't ask Xiao Chen rhetorically, what would happen if he fought back.

"Xiao Chen, I suddenly found out that you are so sinister, you lure them into the trap step by step...... However, I like it so much, it's fun to play tricks like this. Zhu Caiyan smiled at Xiao Chen with a smile.

Zhu Caiyan smiled, just when the fat man saw it, he subconsciously moved in his heart, and suddenly had some kind of stupidity.

"Boy, did you hear me talking to you?"

The administrator saw Xiao Chen and Zhu Caiyan talking to each other, and didn't care about him at all, so he suddenly became angry and skillfully took out the standard baton.

Xiao Chen turned his head suddenly, his face was still smiling, but there was a cold light in his eyes.

"The fine of 10,000 Imperial Coins you want is here, and the extra 1,000 is considered a reward for you."

"You are a garbage collector, Lao Tzu ......," the administrator shouted, which immediately attracted the attention of many people.

"No, you're not a garbage collector......" Xiao Chen said lightly.

"This is like ...... words," the administrator saw that Xiao Chen was soft, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Because, you're garbage......" Xiao Chen continued.

"What? What did you say? The Administrator's face froze with joy.

"I said you're garbage, can you hear it?" Xiao Chen clasped his hands to his mouth and shouted: "You are garbage, garbage ......"

"You dare to scold Lao Tzu, how can this be reasonable, you dare to scold Lao Tzu......" The administrator said angrily.

"I'll scold, you bite me?"

Xiao Chen said shyly, now, there is no reason to talk to this kind of little administrator, only to surprise the steward behind him, otherwise, Zhu Caiyan's tiger skin of foreign guests is afraid that it will not be able to scare the current few people.

"You're looking for a dead ......," the manager snapped angrily.

Then, before the level 12 administrator could hit Xiao Chen, he fell out violently and slammed into the iron railing.

Zhu Caiyan retracted the kick and said to Xiao Chen: "Does he count as assassinating me like this?" ”

"Of course." Xiao Chen smiled and said, "It must be counted, it must be counted." ”

A person with a black belly, the happiest thing is to have a like-minded person, a person with the same black belly, Zhu Caiyan's cooperation is something that ordinary people can't think of.

"What's the matter...... Sensing that there was movement here, a large group of people immediately surrounded him, some people helped up the administrator who fell to the ground and snorted, and a few others ran to Xiao Chen and the others and surrounded them.

Where Xiao Chen was queuing, the people in front and behind automatically got out of the way and gave up the space for the administrator to deal with, and they were happy to wait on the side to watch the excitement.

"You guys, you're disrupting the order for no reason, please come with us......" said an older administrator.

"What do you mean by gratuitous? Is it okay for this little fat man to look for? Zhu Caiyan simply and decisively pointed at the stupid fat man.

This place has existed for thousands of years, and there are not many people who dare to attack the administrators, and those who dare to do it are either caught and tortured in prison, or they have scattered their wealth to save their lives.

An incident that I haven't heard of for many years happened right under my nose, and the fat man was afraid.

"Regardless of the cause of the incident, it is a fact that you are disrupting the order, please come with us." The administrator said with a grimace.

"If we don't want to?" Xiao Chen said lightly.

"Don't want to?" The old administrator couldn't help but choke, this kind of arrogant person either has a great background, or two hundred and five, but when he saw the money scattered on the ground, he asked vigilantly.

"What's the deal with all this money?"

"What do you mean? Hehe, I'll say, I'll say ......"

Zhu Caiyan grabbed and said: "This money is provoked by this little fat man, Xiao Chen threw it, as soon as this administrator came, he said that we littered, we would be fined 10,000 yuan, and he would beat people if he gave it all, no, I accidentally kicked him, I didn't expect his mouth to be stronger than his strength, and he flew out all of a sudden, we are guessing, is he playing magic tricks......"

Zhu Caiyan followed Xiao Chen, who had a black belly, and learned the way of speaking.

"What?"

The old administrator couldn't help glaring at the administrator on the ground, they don't have any internal fine regulations, and they usually punish some disobedient visitors, but they only charge a symbolic one hundred and eighty yuan, and they want ten thousand at once, this person's greed is simply terrible and brainless.

"Anyway, it's not right for you to beat people here, please follow us to the administration department......" the old administrator said coldly.

"Or is it the same sentence, if I don't want to?" Xiao Chen smiled lightly.

The old administrator was stunned again, he put his hand on the baton, but he hesitated to pull it out.

(End of chapter)