Chapter 3 Game Terminology
After checking the information on race and occupation, Gu Pingsheng looked up and saw that the third child was comfortably picking at his nose, so he asked, "What profession are you going to play?" Why don't you play as a wet nurse? ”
The third child stopped what he was doing and said, "I don't play nurse, I want to play output, I want to play Berserker." ”
Huzi, who was doing push-ups on the bed, couldn't help but roll his eyes and said: "Everyone knows your level of playing games, just mix it up, and output a yarn." ”
The third child is known as "the ghost of the canyon is sorrowful, and he raises his father on the road"; Whether playing Honor of Kings or League of Legends, the third child's level of operation is simply outrageous. The jungler helps him catch, he doesn't C, if he doesn't help him, he will explode, he won't replenish troops, he won't swim, he won't take the initiative to attack, and he will throw away his skills casually; The most said word in each game is "mine", and the most said word is "the game is over".
Although the third child is a dish, he does not have the slightest consciousness as a vegetable, and still stubbornly says: "Heaven to the left, warriors to the right; I don't care, I'm going to play output, I'm going to play Berserker! ”
Seeing the stubbornness on the third child's face, Gu Pingsheng persuaded: "The third child, except for you in our 313 dormitory, the operation methods of other people are not suitable for playing with nurses." ”
The third child snorted and asked first, "What do you mean that other people are not suitable for playing nurses?" Then he said: "I'll put the words here today, I Qi Hengsan is dead, die here, jump from the third floor, I won't play with the nurse." ”
"Well......" Huzi said helplessly: "The third child, or you play assassin, your temperament is similar to that of assassins, and you can complement each other; Moreover, the assassin also has a stealth skill, which can be used to save his life, and if you play a warrior, there is no room to operate, and it is easy to be 'kite-flying'. ”
"Kite flying?" The third child was stunned and said, "It's so hot outside, so I won't go out to fly a kite." ”
Looking at the ignorant third child, Huzi helplessly explained: "The 'kite flying' I said is a 'game term', which specifically refers to a tactic in which ranged professions use range advantages and slowing down skills to fight and retreat while fighting, so that they cannot attack themselves, so as to consume the opponent at a long distance. ”
The third child with a confused face said "oh" and said, "I have to do it, I'm going to play Berserker." ”
Looking at the third child who "doesn't listen to persuasion", Ke'er seduced: "Third brother, if you play with the nurse, I will invite you to eat breakfast for a month, and help you buy a 'Rem pillow', what do you think?" ”
Hearing the words "Rem pillow" and "breakfast for a month", the third child, who had been swearing before, immediately played the true character of "the king of white prostitution", and said to Keer with a smile on his face: "Then so be it, I think it's okay." ”
After determining what profession the third child played, Huzi asked Ke'er again: "What profession do you play?" ”
Ke'er scratched her head and said, "I haven't thought about it yet, do you think it's good for me to play that profession?" ”
Huzi thought for a while and said, "Mage is the most kryptonite profession, so you can give full play to your rich second-generation expertise and play as a mage." ”
Kerr hesitated, "But I want to play melee ......"
"Mage is the most handsome, and it's also the best profession to flirt with."
Hearing this, Ke'er patted her thigh, "Okay, I'll be a mage." ”
Huzi turned his head to look at Gu Pingsheng again and asked, "What about you?" What do you play? ”
Gu Pingsheng pondered for a moment and said, "I'll just play a half-front-row, half-output swordsman." ”
"Yes." Huzi nodded and said, "I'll just play the old 'berserker', and the two of us can just change to carry monsters in the early stage." ”
Looking at the eager crowd, Gu Pingsheng asked, "Then when are we going to buy a game helmet?" ”
Huzi waved his hand and motioned to Gu Pingsheng not to worry about it, "When the game helmet was eating, I bought it online; SF Express will arrive tomorrow morning. ”
"How much does a gaming helmet cost? I'll transfer it to you with Alipay. Gu Pingsheng asked.
Huzi waved his hand indifferently, and said with a haha: "Forget it, it won't cost much." ”
Although Huzi said that it didn't cost much, Gu Pingsheng still took out his mobile phone, typed "the price of Hongyuan game helmet" in the browser, and then glanced at it.
The interface of the mobile phone webpage shows that there are three kinds of game helmets in Hongyuan, which are - low-profile version, medium version, and high-profile version, and the prices of the three helmets are different, and the three game helmets are naturally the cheapest of the low-profile version, but the cheapest is also 10,000 yuan, the medium version is 20,000, and the high-profile version is 30,000.
Huzi said that he helped all three of them buy it, which means that he spent at least 40,000 yuan.
After the reform and opening up, the Chinese people gradually became rich, and now China, although it has also become the world's largest economy; But for the student party who still needs relief from their families, 10,000 yuan is not a small amount.
Gu Pingsheng opened Alipay and was about to transfer money to Huzi, "It cost 40,000 yuan, you really broke the bank, I'll transfer the money to you, otherwise I can't get over it." ”
Huzi waved his hand indifferently and said, "If it's not 40,000 yuan, it's only 30,000 yuan each." ”
"Thirty thousand?" Gu Pingsheng was stunned and asked tentatively, "You... You... Buy the high-end version? ”
"Definitely." Huzi replied very dryly.
Glancing at the balance in the Alipay account, Gu Pingsheng silently withdrew from the transfer interface, his Alipay, bank card and WeChat combined, a total of only 28,000, and this also includes his living expenses in the second half of the year.
Gu Pingsheng frowned and said, "Brother, what kind of family are you?" Have a mine at home? Why did you buy the high-end version, I don't have that much money on me......"
Huzi was proud and said something very pretended, "It's only 30,000 yuan, and you really don't have to pay it back." To you, 30,000 dollars may be more astronomical, but for me, it's just a drizzle. ”
Although Huzi is very pretending, this is the case, and he also has this strength; Because on Huzi's birthday last year, the three people in the bedroom all heard a prompt: "Alipay has 880,000 yuan"; Later, under the tireless questioning of the third child, Huzi explained impatiently, saying that it was a birthday red envelope given to him by a rich second generation, and this little girl was still a girl.
Kerr heard that Huzi was pretending, so she silently took out the latest AJ shoes, and while polishing her shoes, she asked, "Do you know how to drive?" My Lamborghini has been stalling for no reason lately, is it broken? ”
Huzi thought for a moment and said: "It may be that the vacuum leakage of the intake pipe is dangerous, and it is dangerous for the car to turn off automatically, so you had better go to the repair shop to find out the specific reason." ”
"Do you want to go to the repair shop? It's so troublesome, why don't I buy another one......" Ke'er said very indifferently.
When Huzi heard this, he scolded and said: ", you have a great mine at home!" ”
Ke'er's father is a coal boss, and he has three mines under his name, and several people in the dormitory know about it; And pretending to be forced to do this, Ke'er didn't want to give in, so he said: "A Lamborghini may be an astronomical amount for you, but for me, it's just like that." ”
Huzi's right hand clenched, Fu slowly let go, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said, "It's really a defeat for you." ”
Gu Pingsheng looked at Ke'er and Huzi, showing off his wealth like a fairy fighting, and could only silently wipe the sweat on his forehead. But the third child was angry and said, "Damn! I can't live this day, I see you two pretending to be forced every day, and I can't pretend to be myself, TMD! ”
Looking at the victorious Kerr, Huzi grinned and changed the subject, "Uh...... Have any of you ever played a virtual game? ”
Gu Pingsheng shook his head and said, "I haven't played it, but I have a big cousin, and he is very good at playing virtual online games." ”
Ke'er also shook her head and said, "I used to patronize my sister, and I don't have time to play ......"
The third child glanced at everyone, he felt that he had found a great opportunity to pretend, first coughed dryly, and then said loudly: "I played." ”
When the three of them heard this, they couldn't help but be stunned.
Ke'er sighed: "Third brother, real people don't show their faces!" I didn't expect you to play a virtual online game. ”
Huzi asked: "Are you good at playing virtual online games, won't it be the same as playing League of Legends?" ”
The third child snorted very proudly and said, "Although my level of playing League of Legends is not very good, I play other games, but it is very powerful." ”
Huzi said: "What is the name of your [Yuehua] ID?" I'll see if I've heard of you. ”
"I haven't played [Yuehua]." The third replied.
There are currently two virtual online games in the world, and since the third child has never played [Yuehua], it may be another one.
Huzi asked tentatively, "Could it be that you are playing [Glory]?" As soon as Huzi's words came out, he immediately denied: "No, [Glory] will be launched in 2025, and you didn't have any hair at that time, how could you have played [Glory]." ”
The third child scratched his head and said, "What [Yuehua] and [Glory]?" Isn't Super Mario a virtual online game? ”
Huzi sighed and explained, "I'm talking about virtual online games, the kind that requires helmets. ”
The third child shook his head and said, "I haven't played with a helmet, but I've played some online games, such as League of Legends and Glory of Kings." ”
Gu Pingsheng reminded: "The third child, the glory of kings is a mobile game......"
The third child was stunned and asked, "Is there a difference?" ”
"Mobile games are games played with mobile phones, online games are networked games played with computers, and virtual online games are networked games played with helmets, now you understand?!" Huzi said helplessly: "I really thought you had played virtual online games, I should have expected you to be a rookie." ”
Hearing this, the third child nodded thoughtfully and said, "It's really troublesome to have so many twists and turns, but I probably understand what you mean." ”
Huzi said with a disdainful face: "Your comprehension ability is really outstanding. ”
Lao Santian said shamelessly: "Who am I? It's a must! ”
Gu Pingsheng really couldn't stand the stinky and shameless third child, so he asked casually: "Huzi, how is your level of playing [Yuehua]?" ”
Huzi smiled, and said with a very modest face: "It's okay, when I played [Yuehua], I was the third berserker in the comprehensive strength of the national server, and I was barely ranked 27th in the Chinese Player Hall of Fame." ”
The China Player Power Ranking is similar to the Forbes Rich List.
Forbes' rich people rank higher as long as they have more money; As for the player power ranking in China, as long as the player is stronger, the ranking will be higher.
The top 10,000 players in the player power ranking will automatically enter the "Player Hall of Fame" and enjoy the admiration of many players.
The number of players of virtual online games in China is the largest in the world! It is quite shocking that Huzi can be ranked 27th among so many people.
Glancing at the tiger who was secretly proud, Gu Pingsheng sighed: "I know you are good at playing [Yuehua], but I didn't expect you to be a 'high player'." ”
Seeing that Hu Zi pretended to be forced again, he pressed his hand on Gu Pingsheng, and said loyally: "Low-key, low-key, this is not a big deal." ”
"High play?" The third child said in a daze: "The 'high play' you are talking about, is it the official of Shu during the Three Kingdoms period, that is, the 'high play' who studied from Du Qiong when he was young, known as a virtuous name, and Li Mi?" ”
Gu Pingsheng was stunned and asked puzzledly, "What the hell are you talking about?" When I say high-end gamers, I mean high-end gamers with high game skills and in-depth knowledge of games, referred to as 'high-play'. ”
The third child said speechlessly: "Damn, play a game, and make up so many terms, it's enough." ”