Chapter 814: Li Zicheng on a blind date
slapped Li Zicheng directly to the ground.
This familiar feeling, the timing and strength of this slap are so perfect, so just right, that Li Zicheng couldn't help moaning, he only felt comfortable, and finally ...... Everything was going to be as he had planned...... Is it?
It's just that what ushered in was not a ruler, but a kick......
Li Zicheng was immediately unhappy, he suddenly climbed a few steps forward, turned his head to look at the big devil behind him, and saw that the big devil did not have anything in his hand, and the whole person was angry, what about you as the symbol of the big devil......? You......
"Wait!"
Li Zicheng stood up from the ground, looked at Fang Bai seriously, and asked a little angrily, "Where is your ring ruler?"
Fang Bai was a little puzzled, frowning: "What do you want to do?"
Li Zicheng said angrily: "I'm going to be crippled, crippled, understand?"
Then he lifted his trouser leg, pointed to his calf and said, "Point, here, hit, your?understand?!"
Fang Bai was a little confused, and suddenly became a little unhappy: "Do you still need to use a ring ruler to beat you?"
Hearing this, Li Zicheng was also unhappy: "I said that you are becoming more and more unreasonable, and you can't understand what I said?
"Are you late today?" The big devil felt like he had seen a ghost, how did Li Zicheng in front of him feel like a different person, and he still had to use a ring ruler to beat him?
"What's the matter, what's the matter, why can't you understand?" Li Zicheng didn't know why he felt that he couldn't communicate with the big devil at all, "I'm late, so hit me with a ring ruler!"
"I'm going to be crippled, crippled!"
"Yours, understand?!"
"Be sure to use a ruler, ruler, shine on my legs, don't pity me!
Looking at Li Zicheng in front of him, who had already lifted both trouser legs, Fang Bai felt that something was indeed wrong today, and then glared at Li Zicheng and said, "Are you a teacher or am I a teacher?"
Seeing that the big devil not only didn't make a move, but also asked again in a rambling manner, Li Zicheng suddenly became angry: "Do you want to fight or not, let you use the ring ruler, understand? Cripple! Understand?! You still can't understand it so clearly? Don't you understand people? Hit me, hit me!"
The last four words are almost like shouting.
Li Zicheng stretched his calf in front of the big devil.
"This ...... So?" Fang Bai took out the ring ruler and gently touched Li Zicheng's calf.
"Heavier!" Li Zicheng felt that his strength was not very strong, and said angrily with a straight face.
"So?" Fang Bai cautiously increased his strength.
"A little heavier!" Li Zicheng roared.
Fang Bai gritted his teeth and slammed down: "Is it enough?"
"Hiss......"
Li Zicheng took a sharp breath, the comfort that hurt into the bone marrow made him can't help but squint his eyes, yes, this is the feeling, it's just ...... That's great!
"That's it...... Only...... That's it...... Keep fighting!" Li Zicheng's aching teeth began to chatter, but he nodded.
"Is that strong enough?"
"Okay, aggravate a little!"
"So what?"
"Lighter!"
"Is it heavy?"
"It's okay, change your legs!"
......
This conversation, if it is in a bathing center, is still relatively normal, especially those that are not formal...... Ahem, but it falls here......
Looking at the scene in front of him, the little radish head in the second class of the year was shocked.
"Am I dreaming?"
"Possibly, I think I'm dreaming, too. ”
"Is that really the Big Devil?"
"Is that really Li Zicheng?"
"I feel like Li Zicheng is like a different person after sleeping in class yesterday!"
"He's crazy?"
The friends talked a lot, but this did not have any impact on Li Zicheng, who was being beaten.
Until Li Zicheng's two legs were lame.
This scene is over.
"Are you quite satisfied?" said the big devil with a flattering smile.
"It's not bad!" Li Zicheng nodded indifferently: "In the future, I will fight according to this standard, once a day, understand?"
"Understood, understood...... Remember to give a good review, dear!" The big devil rubbed his hands, and then his eyes flashed, and he kicked Li Zicheng directly to the ground: "You actually let this devil serve you for so long? You dare to be late today?" and you are still so arrogant?"
"Dear, do you know what it means to beat or kiss, scold to love, and kick with your feet in the depths of love?!"
"The sky is clear, the rain has stopped, and you think you can do it again, and if you don't have a long memory, you think you can command the army!"
Looking at Li Zicheng who was trampled on the ground and rubbed in front of him, the little radish head in the second class of the year felt that the painting style had returned to normal, how did he look awkward before......
"Look at it, don't keep running!"
The big devil's roar made these little radish heads run with all their strength again.
"My esteemed classmate Li Zicheng, look at this demon, how to clean up your ......"
Fang Bai sneered and walked towards Li Zicheng.
......
After being ravaged, Li Zicheng was bandaged all over his body, but he felt extremely comfortable, because half of the spiritual power in his whole body was tempered, that is, as long as he died again, he could be promoted.
He wants to go farther and farther on the road to death, so that he can trample on all Li domineering and vernacular words!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Looking at the big devil in the classroom, his eyes are full of 'love' and 'affection'!
And this scene also fell into the eyes of other little radish heads.
Looking at Li Zicheng looking at the big devil in the classroom, Chen Yue felt a chill, but he didn't expect Li Zicheng to be this kind of person.
"Li Zicheng isn't really in love with the big devil, right?"
"Possibly, look at his obsessive look, vomit ......"
"It's scary!"
And with the spread of a certain gossip, the entire Hope Academy knew that there was a little boy in the first grade who fell in love with his homeroom teacher, and then it was adapted into "The Story I Have to Tell with the Homeroom Teacher", "Homeroom Teacher, Love Me Again!", "My Name Is Li Zichengzhi and Love the Big Devil Again"......
But for Li Zicheng, this is irrelevant!
Holding the big red flower, Li Zicheng recovered again the next day, but the next day was Saturday, and he couldn't find a chance to be lame.
"Li Zicheng, don't go out today!" Seeing that Li Zicheng wanted to go out, Hong Shan stopped Li Zicheng.
"What's wrong, Mom?" Li Zicheng wondered.
"Today, my mother has a best friend who brought her daughter to our house to play, so ......," Hong Shan said a little unnaturally.
Looking at his mother, who was a little twisted, Li Zicheng suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Mom, are you going to give me a blind date?"
Li Zicheng asked with his eyes in the eyes.
"What a blind date, it's just to get to know each other, just get to know each other!" as if he was told by his son, Hong Shan retorted without any confidence.
"me......" Li Zicheng muttered softly, pouted and said, "Mom, how old am I?
Then he complained: "Have you ever seen a nine-year-old doll on a blind date?"
"What's wrong with the nine-year-old? Nine-year-old little Jiji has also developed! You're not hairless underneath!" Hong Shan snorted softly.
"I ......" Li Zicheng looked helpless, facing an old driver like his own mother, Li Zicheng really had a feeling of being unbearable.
"You just need to take off your pants now, let your mother see if you have long hair, and if you don't have long hair, I won't give you a blind date!" Hong Shan said with his hands on his waist.
Li Zicheng was speechless, even if his soul was not fourteen years old, even if he hadn't experienced so many things, even if he was only nine years old, it would be impossible for him to take off his pants!
"Mom, you're embarrassing!" Li Zicheng muttered with a pout.
"Why is it embarrassing! Isn't it just to know a little sister, and I don't want your life!" Hong Shan frowned.
"Mom, how can it be as easy as you say!" Li Zicheng retorted.
"Then you say, do you have someone you like in the academy? Chang Piao is not beautiful, does the family have any money, is it worthy of you?" Hong Shan asked.
Li Zicheng suddenly rolled his eyes and said categorically: "No!"
"If you don't say a fart, isn't it just a blind date, Mom told you, Mom's best friend's daughter is super cute, and at first glance she is a beautiful embryo, you have to start first, and then touch it every day! Mom will create opportunities for you!" Hong Shan pulled Li Zicheng and showed a smile that only the old driver understands.
Li Zicheng: "......"
"Mom, can you be reliable, I'm still so young!"
Li Zicheng said weakly
"What's wrong with being small? others can spin when they are short, you will grow hair in the future!" Hong Shan touched his son's little head and comforted.
"It's not a question of whether you grow hair or not!" Li Zicheng sighed.
"What is that?" Hong Shan asked, and then squatted down to look at Li Zicheng with a solemn look, and asked in surprise: "Son, you are not sexually impotent, right?!"
Li Zicheng: "......"
"Mom, are you worried that I won't be able to marry a daughter-in-law now?" Li Zicheng asked weakly.
"That's right, look at you, you're ugly, and you're so short, you won't be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future!" Hong Shan nodded seriously and naturally.
Li Zicheng: "......"
He felt that if he continued to talk to his mother, the whole person would collapse, so he casually found an excuse and left his home directly!
"Remember to come back in the afternoon!
Walking on the street, Li Zicheng couldn't help but exhale a breath of exhaust gas.
This damn memory is skewed again, this is so good, and I don't know where a mother's best friend came out, and I want to let myself go on a blind date?
Hell, what the hell is going wrong?
The big devil's backgammon has become a big red flower, according to the current process, my aunt should have sent Zihong's cousin over at this time!
Could it be that because of his rebirth, Zihong's cousin became a woman?
Li Zicheng thought carefully and was extremely frightened.
Is it Zihong's cousin who is on a blind date with himself?
No, cousin Zihong?!
What the hell am I ......
Auntie's daughter?
Zhang Zihong, Zhang Zihong, Zhang Zihong, Zhang Zihong......
Countless names with the same syllables echoed in Li Zicheng's mind, and Li Zicheng couldn't feminize his cousin's face no matter what.
If he is opposite a person named Zihong in the future, Li Zicheng feels that he will really die, especially when he applauds love, he is in ...... with his cousin it!
Li Zicheng, what are you thinking?!
It's just that my cousin's figure seems to be good!
That round buttocks, sexy pectoral muscles......
"Smack!"
Li Zicheng slapped his face violently, removing those evil thoughts in his head, isn't it that he took a few baths with his cousin, why is it so impressive, and he has not been so impressed after taking so many baths with Abu!
It's just that at this time, Li Zicheng's mind suddenly recalled the body of a certain red fruit.
The girl I met in the Corridor of Death.
The one who washed and hung in that lake...... No, a girl in the bath.
The slender thighs, two points of red, are simply ...... Don't be too pretty.
"It's a pity that the girl is blind, but ...... Those eyes are really charming!" Li Zicheng couldn't help but sigh.
Walking step by step along the path around the house, Li Zicheng's thoughts in his head were a little chaotic, it should be said that he always felt that something was wrong, but with his IQ, it was not enough to figure out what was wrong.
As I walked, I suddenly heard a faint sound that something was wrong.
"What's going on?" Li Zicheng frowned, and his figure rushed towards the small alley where the sound came from at an extremely fast speed.
Turning around, I saw three or four gray-haired men punching and kicking a thin little boy.
"Stop!" Li Zicheng shouted!
The group of school bad people saw that someone was coming, and their immediate reaction was to run away, but when they saw that there was only one person who was shouting, it was still a child, so they stopped their steps again.
"Boy, are you a little too nosy?"
The yellow-haired boss loosened his muscles, took a sip, and asked maliciously.
"Seeing that this kid is either rich or expensive, it is estimated that he has a lot of money on his body, just robbing him chic!"
Li Zicheng sneered, his fingers flickered, and a wooden stick slowly stretched out of his hand, with his strength, he could only give birth to a wooden stick.
But in dealing with these senior bad students in front of him, Li Zicheng has quite confidence.
He is the one who has survived the battlefield and has wandered on the tip of the knife many times...... Well, students!
With so many years of combat experience, if he can't deal with a few gangsters, Li Zicheng feels that he can be reborn and can directly hit the wall and die.
took the lead in making a move, Li Zicheng clenched the wooden stick in his hand and rushed towards several thugs. ()
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