Chapter 13: The Little She-Donkey
After dark, Forint went home. His wife is the daughter of Bai Lao, an old Chinese medicine doctor in the commune health center, and is named "Big Feet" because of a pair of big feet that walk as fast as the wind, but no one remembers her real name. They have a son, a daughter and two children, the daughter is named Xiaoyin, who is thirteen years old this year; The son's name is Xiao Jin, nine years old.
After eating, there was nothing to do, and in order to save some lamp oil, the whole family went to the kang and lay down to prepare for sleep. Seeing that Xiaoyin and Xiaojin were already asleep, they called a few times, but they didn't agree, knowing that they were indeed asleep, so Fulin and Big Foot got up routinely in the bed. On Xing's head, Big Foot cried out and shouted, "Oops...... He's dead...... Ouch...... I'm going to die......"
Xiao Jin, who was sleeping next to him, couldn't help but laugh twice.
Hearing that Xiao Jin was awake, Fulin hurriedly rolled down.
The big foot was on the rise, and suddenly stopped the joy, ashamed and angry, got up with a bone, lifted Xiaojin's quilt, and slapped the bare ass a few times. The little gold cried and shouted, "I'm laughing at myself, what's in your way?" Why did you hit me? ”
I only heard Xiaoyin say: "It's time to fight!" There are still fewer fights. When I heard my mother say, 'I'm going to die', you don't cry and laugh, who do you hit if you don't beat you? What's your name? ”
Hearing that Xiaoyin had also woken up, Fulin and Big Foot immediately became honest, lying there and pretending to be asleep without squeaking.
It was late at night, Xiao Jin fell asleep, Xiao Yin fell asleep, even Big Feet fell asleep, but Fulin was not asleep yet. He lay quietly on the kang and couldn't fall asleep. Listening to the sound of the little female donkey chewing grass in the yard, he could no longer control his impulsive passion, jumped up, quietly walked out of the door, and came to the yard.
The night in the ravine was peaceful and quiet, a full moon hung in the sky, and the stars kept blinking, as if they were peeking at the silent night.
The little she-donkey, who was grazing, was very excited when she saw Fulin approaching her, and kept snorting and twitching her ears.
This little female donkey was bought for him by his father-in-law, Bai Lao, at the commune's bazaar two months ago. In the past two months, he has trained the little female donkey to accompany him like a little daughter-in-law.
Fulin gently patted the little female donkey's head, and the little female donkey licked Fulint's hand affectionately, as if a little daughter-in-law who had been snubbed saw her man, tilting her head and rubbing against Fulint. Fulin came behind the little she-donkey, who obediently cocked her tail......
Suddenly, the little female donkey jumped in shock, hooked her head downward, her buttocks slammed upward, and her hind hooves stumbled, kicking Fulin in the crotch hard. Fulin let out a scream and fell to the ground.
At that time, she woke up the big feet who were sleeping in the house, and she quickly ran out to see that Fulin's crotch had swollen into steamed buns. Big Foot was so frightened that he was numb, and hurriedly called the two brothers, Fushan and Fuhai, and everyone hurriedly carried Fulin into the house and lay down on the kang. Fukuyama also came, she boiled a pot of boiling water, wet the towel, wrung the hot hand towel and asked her big feet to put on Fulin. Fushan and Fuhai hurried out again and looked for Qin Caihou separately in the tunzi. Qin Caihou didn't find it, and finally called Shi Po over.
Shi Po fiddled with Fulin's red and swollen things, and when she saw Fulin's grinning appearance, she was angry and funny, and said to Fulin: "You are all people with wives, why do you have to mess with that animal?" ”
"That donkey is his little wife!" Bigfoot was also angry and complained: "Don't you see that the day you and Doctor Qin brought the donkey back to him two months ago, he was like marrying a bride, and he was so happy that he led the donkey to the river and washed it clean, and he was impatient to give it to the scourge that night." ”
After Shi Po saw it, she said to Bigfoot lightly: "It's okay! You go back with me to grab the side medicine and apply it for a week. ”
After applying Shi Po's medicine for a few days, the swelling really disappeared, and it was the same as usual again, and Fulin and Big Foot were relieved. After two more days, the two thought that this was the end of the matter, and happily prepared for a routine. At this time, I realized that no matter how hard the two of them tried, the thing couldn't get hard, and it shrank into a wilted radish in frustration.
The two were in a hurry, but Qin Caihou couldn't find it, so he hurriedly went to Shi Po to ask what was going on. Shi Po gave them an idea, saying that they could try it with the method of "Ice and Fire". The two of them rushed to the doctor in a hurry, and hurriedly asked what method this was. And Shi Po told them about it.
As soon as they got home, the two of them got up according to Shi Po's instructions. They prepared two porcelain jars, one filled with hot water and the other filled with cold water, and then Bigfoot began to give Fulin two heavens. Both jars of water have run out, and there is still no improvement at all.
Fulin's heart is dead, and Big Foot is crying more and more without tears.
The next morning, Fukuyama came and asked about Fulin's condition. Fulin grimaced, shrunken to the side and did not speak; At first, the big foot couldn't wipe it off, and he couldn't stand Fukuyama Niang's asking, but the big foot couldn't resist it, and finally poured out the bitter water in his stomach while crying. After hearing this, Fushan Niang said: "Crying is a fart, you should go to the commune to find your father to see!" ”
A word woke up the dreamer, Fulin went to the courtyard to put on a donkey cart, and came to the commune health center with Big Foot to find Bai Lao.