Chapter 178: God of War Lu Bu
The dragon-shaped chariot flipped to its side and surrounded it by armoured soldiers with machetes in their hands.
The dragon-shaped chariot is Wu Zetian's exclusive car, and the internal compartment is designed with the top gravity suspension technology of the King Continent, no matter how serious the impact on the outside is, the interior of the carriage will not be damaged at all.
"Everyone, don't be impatient, Rong Zhen asks what the situation is!"
Wu Zetian is addicted to live broadcast and can't extricate herself, even if the killing sound outside is shocking, it still does not affect her enthusiastic interaction with the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Your Majesty, we seem to have been robbed!"
Cheng Yanjin held his pants in one hand and grabbed the board axe in the other, and ran over with a panicked face.
"Oh, I have been robbed, your majesty has been robbed! What the? Do you want to see Her Majesty robbed? Well, Her Majesty satisfies you! β
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Shi Jinlang is full of black lines, Wu Zetian is a rare live broadcast ghost talent in a century, and being robbed can make her make the show effect.
"Bang bang bang-"
There was a violent crash outside the carriage, followed by a rough voice shouting: "Listen to the people inside, you have been surrounded, quickly hand over Wu Zetian, otherwise you will be killed!" β
"Your Majesty, don't worry, your dragon-shaped chariot is indestructible, unless it is opened from the inside, people from outside will not be able to enter!"
Before Ming Shiyin finished speaking, his body trembled and said, "Your Majesty, why did you open the door by yourself?" β
"Cuties want to see what the robbers look like, okay, your Majesty the Queen satisfies your curiosity!"
Shi Jinlang watched Wu Zetian open the door and walk out, she had already gone crazy in the live broadcast, and she didn't even want her life for the sake of the live broadcast effect.
"Protect Your Majesty!"
"Protect Your Majesty!"
Cheng Yanjin and Ming Shiyin shouted in unison, and rushed over to protect Wu Zetian.
"Get out of the way, I'm going to be robbed live!"
Wu Zetian casually pushed Cheng Yanjin and Ming Shiyin away, and then said to the soldiers outside with a smile on his face: "Rebels, you are amazing, you have captured Wu Zetian, the empress of the Tang Dynasty!" β
"Wow - I'm so scared, you've got me!"
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Seeing this, the soldiers looked confused.
"Lord Captain, is this Wu Zetian?"
A slightly bolder soldier leaned over to a small leader and whispered in his ear.
The little leader known as the captain was also confused, he glanced up and down at Wu Zetian, and then at the dragon-shaped chariot lane crooked on the ground: "This dragon-shaped chariot is the exclusive car of the Empress of the Tang Dynasty, yes, it stands to reason that she should be Wu Zetian!" β
This lieutenant is not very sure, after all, Wu Zetian, the empress of the Tang Dynasty, is a well-known femme fatale poisonous woman, arrogant, cruel and unreasonable, and the funny woman in front of him is really far from the image of Wu Zetian in his imagination.
"So what now?"
"No matter, grab them all and give them to the god of war!"
"Whoa-la-"
A flood of soldiers surrounded him.
"Boss, what are we going to do?"
Mao Mao made a gesture to take out the freewheeling hardcore soldier from his ear, but Shi Jinlang waved his hand at it and said, "Don't worry about it first, let's see!" β
Wu Zetian was very playful, and he didn't care about it for the sake of the live broadcast effect. Shi Jinlang is quite reasonable, but he also wants to see how Wu Zetian is going to play, anyway, this group of human soldiers is not a threat at all, once Wu Zetian feels bored, and he can't even use Shi Jinlang to make a move, Cheng Yanjin can kill them all.
Wu Zetian wanted to play, and the rabbit didn't object, and the others naturally didn't dare to have any opinions, so everyone was just tied up.
"Report to Lord Captain, counting Wu Zetian, there are a total of five people in the dragon-shaped chariot, two men and three women!"
"Grab them all!"
"Oh, there's also a monkey, a crocodile, a dog and a rabbit, plus a barbecue!"
"What's that?" The lieutenant looked confused and said, "Why is there still a group of animals on the dragon-shaped chariot?" β
"Uh-barbecue, I like barbecue!" Wu Zetian pointed to the stove, and then to the rabbit and others.
"Forget it, let's catch it together!"
The lieutenant waved his hand, and Shi Jinlang and the others were also arrested.
Shi Jinlang and others were locked up in three prison cars, Cheng Yanjin and Ming Shiyin were locked up together, Wu Zetian, Ah Li and Yang Yuhuan were locked up together, and Shi Jinlang, Mao Mao, Crocodile Mother, Howling Sky Dog and Stove were locked up together.
Cheng Yanjin's prisoner car was in the front, Wu Zetian's prisoner car was in the middle, Shi Jinlang's prisoner car was in the rear, the captain rode a tall horse, leading the way in front, and the three prisoner cars rolled forward.
Near noon, the heat was unbearable, and the captain was sweating profusely, and when he was about to stop on the spot to rest and rest, he inadvertently turned around and saw a group of soldiers gathered around the second and third prisoner cars, one by one holding a fan to fan the people locked inside.
"Who made you fan them?"
The captain himself was so hot that no one fanned the fan, but this group of prisoners was bigger than his own pomp, and the captain was not angry, he dismounted with a whip in his hand and whipped at the group of fanning soldiers.
"The rabbit is hot, and the rabbit's daughter-in-law is also hot, so we have to fan the fan!"
The soldiers were bruised and bruised, but they didn't stop fanning their fans.
"Master Rabbit?" When the captain heard this, he was furious and said, "Is it this rabbit?" Lao Tzu wants to see where it is sacred? β
The lieutenant threw away his whip, drew his machete from its scabbard, and walked towards the rabbit's prison cart.
"Come here, give the rabbit a massage!"
Shi Jinlang leaned on the Howling Dog, saw the captain coming, stretched out a small hoof and shook it at him.
"Click-"
The captain's machete fell to the ground, his body shook violently, and then he knelt up like a pug and said, "Okay, Master Rabbit, is Master Rabbit struggling?" I'm more powerful! β
So, the style of painting suddenly changed, and dozens of soldiers, led by the captain, began to lick the rabbit on their knees like dogs.
"Rabbit, you are not righteous, Lao Tzu is also hot, and someone needs someone to fan it!"
Cheng Biting Jin's voice cried wolf.
"Quiet, don't be noisy!" Ming Shiyin sat cross-legged, looked at his nose and nose and said: "The heart is quiet and naturally cool!" β
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More than a dozen miles away, there was a makeshift tent in a clearing next to a mountain road.
In the tent sat a man in crimson armor, his face was hideous, his eyes were blood-red, and there was a Fang Tian painting halberd stuck in the ground beside him.
"Newspaperβ"
A scout-like soldier lifted the curtain and came in and said: "Report to the God of War, you have successfully captured the Tang Dynasty Empress Wu Zetian, and the escort troops are on their way to arrive, and they will arrive within an hour." β
"It's too slow!"
The man in the crimson armor slowly stood up from the ground, he grabbed Fang Tian's halberd and said, "I'll go to greet it personally!" β
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