Chen Feng gave a stern reprimand with his eyes to these three bastards who were ready to push him into the abyss!

Is this what the brother said? Don't you see that other people's skills can make men extinct? Is this still a bird? If you don't cause permanent damage and become disabled, the society will not give you any survival guarantee, maybe in the future you will have to stand on the street selling chrysanthemums, and the kind that shouts!

After despising these three people, Chen Feng started the team chat: "Prepare to run!" ”

"Isn't it! Boss, are you so cowardly? We are earthlings, we can't lose to the Martians! ”

"Then you go and fight." Chen Feng didn't have a good airway. This is no longer a question of winning or losing, let alone a question of the dignity of people on the earth, this is a big issue related to the existence of wood and talent! In front of **, the dignity of the earth's people is a bird.

It's just that Chen Fengxin had to scold the system a hundred times again, a hundred times! Why can aliens come to Earth and learn so many perverted skills? Can we earthlings only be considered indigenous? Are the outsiders bricks? Although it is the duty of every earthling to maintain the harmony of the universe, we can't take advantage of ourselves and fatten other aliens!! Damn the system of eating inside and out!

Tell me to fight for a long time, this guy will definitely be reluctant, what kind of man to change, as long as it is a man, I'm afraid there is no one who is not cowardly!

"So how do we run? If we can't escape, it will be miserable, or will we return the spirit weapon and spirit crystal? "Said again after a long time.

"Give you back! Do you want to spit out the meat in your mouth until you eat it? Don't worry, I have my own way to get around. Attention all! ”

After Chen Feng finished chatting, he smiled at Gangdan: "Brother Dan, we can start fighting." Yes.. Wait a minute.. Don't worry. You have to put on a posture first when you fight, right? You stand here first, let's go and stand over there, I shout start, we'll fight. ”

"Uh, why do you earthlings fight with so many rules!" Although the steel egg was a little impatient, he still nodded.

"Hey, hey." Chen Feng smiled, glanced at Hua Shao and the three of them, and the three of them understood, and followed Chen Feng unhurriedly to the front.

As the three of them walked farther and farther, Steel Egg also began to suspect that this had gone five hundred meters away, why didn't it start?

"Hey, earthling, can you start?"

"Not yet, you warm up first." Chen Feng turned around and shouted, waved his hand, and motioned for Hua Shao and the three to speed up.

Steel Egg just doesn't understand the rules of the earth, but that doesn't mean he's stupid! Seeing the four of them walking farther and farther, can you still find it strange?

"Stop!! Earthling! If you take my things and don't fight, you want to run!! The steel egg shouted violently, but saw that his limbs shrank into his body, turned into a steel ball with a diameter of one meter, and chased after Chen Feng and the others in a rolling manner.

"Wow! Ya's Martian rolls over! Brothers, run to death! The four of them spread their feet and ran forward desperately, but even if they used their strength to feed, they didn't seem to be able to run the steel eggs that turned into balls with their feet alone, and seeing that the distance was getting closer and closer, they hurriedly said: "Or we will get out too!" ”

"Fuck off! Can your limbs shrink like his? ”

"Stop arguing, hurry up, catch up!"

The steel egg in the rear rolled faster and faster, and seeing that it was less than three hundred meters away from Chen Feng and the others, he saw the metal ball turned by the steel egg jump into the air, his limbs stretched out from the steel ball, and his head also stretched out, and he shouted with an angry look: "Shameless earthling!" Bastard! ”

I saw him pause in the air, made a baseball throwing motion, and a white egg flew out of his hand, and the egg was Chen Feng's buttocks, shattered into egg shells, yolks and egg whites.

Immediately, a pale yellow smoke spread from the place where the egg was broken, instantly enveloping a large area, and then disappeared in a blink of an eye, leaving only the smell of rotten eggs in the air.

"Holy! It stinks! ”

The four of them covered their noses and cursed, but they suddenly felt soft, their hands and feet were weak, and their feet were like stepping on the air, and the four of them fell forward neatly, rolled twice, and collapsed to the ground like mud, but they couldn't get up.

This is the "bastard" skill of the steel egg, and the person is paralyzed for ten minutes.

The steel egg fell in front of Chen Feng and the four of them, and said angrily: "Despicable and shameless earthling! Don't be credited! The steel egg who wants to deceive Montaki! I'm going to kill you with straw eggs! ”

"Don't!!" Chen Feng hurriedly said: "Brother Dan! You bastard has made us soft, we can't afford to hurt you, you bastard!! We throw in the towel! ”

"Boss, why do you still scold him when he is dying? Pleading! ”

"Where did I scold him, I said his skills! I'm not pleading, you think I don't care about my life! ”

Gangdan sneered: "It's useless for you to plead, we Montaki people will be hanged to deal with untrustworthy people!" ”

Hanging?! The four of them were immediately stunned!

Chen Feng hurriedly said, "Okay! Hang us! ”

"Wow! You earthlings are so undignified? It's a shame to be hanged! You even want it! Steelball stared at the four of them in astonishment, as if it was incomprehensible that they had accepted the hanging.

"Yes! Absolutely! "Don't be stupid, you can die no matter what, you just can't be killed by grass eggs! If you are unlucky enough to have a permanent injury, what dignity can you have? The dignity of this thing, which is blown so high by some people, is actually just a piece of shit! Sometimes stepping on it will be lucky, and sometimes it can be used as fertilizer, but it can't change the essence of its shit!

"Good! Then I'll hang you! "Steel Egg was angry on his head, and decided to kill Chen Feng and the others in the most humiliating way of their Montaki City in the Xibo region of Mars.

Chen Feng and the four of them saw that the steel egg was going to hang them, and their hearts were relieved, we are not people who are afraid of death, for death, it is just like sleeping, when you wake up, look up at the sun, that is called freehand!

"Dandan, you're getting naughty again."

Just as the steel egg was about to hang Chen Feng and the four of them, a sweet voice came from the sky.

I saw a woman flying down from the sky, this woman was dressed in a pink silk deep dress, holding a blue silk belt in both hands, her long hair fluttering, and the clothes and ribbons were flying, falling from the sky, like a fairy descending to earth.

It's like a fairy during the day, but at night, you must think it's a female ghost!

It's not that this girl is not good-looking, but she is too beautiful, a strange beauty, which is eight points similar to the most classic Nie Xiaoqian!

The light is like the light clouds covering the moon, and the fluttering is like the flowing snow of the wind!

The only difference is that this woman's eyes are closed! Could it be that she thinks that opening her eyes is too seductive?

This fairy has the golden word "Ruoli" on her head, and it turns out that she is also boss-level! But I don't know what this boss fairy is doing when she has nothing to do? Romantic?

"Wife, you're here."

The steel egg smiled with a spring breeze, hugged Ruoli who fell to his side, and hugged each other affectionately, and then the words were fighting, and the war was raging again and again.

"Wife??!!!

Chen Feng's small eyes suddenly turned into bull's eyes! Such a beautiful girl would marry an alien? Still an egg alien! Even if the world is so big, don't be too bizarre!

Chen Feng originally thought that the wife of the steel egg should be the same as the steel egg, even if it is not round, it is also oval!

But if this is a girl, it's obviously a fairy!! How could such a woman fall in love with steel eggs? Fancy his alien identity? Just like a woman in the country who takes a fancy to a? Immigrating to aliens in the future?

It's totally unacceptable!!

"Hey, I don't believe in love anymore." saw that Gangdan and his wife were still in love, and suddenly had a little emotional breakdown.

"Hey, I have a deep understanding of a flower inserted in cow dung." Hua Shao closed his eyes, and the scene in front of him made him feel that the reality of this world was so cruel!

"Hey, he can soak such a beautiful girl in an egg shape, why can't I soak it alone?" Rijiu shook his head, his eyes were like ashes, and it was obvious that what was happening in front of him hit him quite hard.

was originally a dying four, but now they have no consciousness at all, what is so terrible about death? Is there anything more terrifying than seeing an egg bubble into a stunning beauty? This is despair! It's more desperate than the good cabbage is arched by pigs!

"Husband, who are the four of them?" After the exchange of spears and shields between the fairy and Dandan, Ruo Li frowned and asked, but she had her eyes closed from beginning to end, how did she know that there were four people next to her?

"Humph! They are shameless ... Person. Steel Egg wanted to say that he was a shameless earthling, but he suddenly paused.

This detail was caught by Chen Feng's shrewd little head! This detail has meaning!

It shows that Ruoli is an earthling! At least in the cognition of Steel Egg, Ruoli belongs to the earth, so Steel Egg can't scold the earthlings in front of Ruoli, which shows that Steel Egg is afraid of his wife! At least, quite respectful of his wife!

Men who are afraid of their wives are easy to do!

"Sister-in-law is good, sister-in-law is mighty, sister-in-law is rippling, sister-in-law is the red sun of our hearts. As soon as the younger brother saw the sister-in-law, he was impressed by the beauty of the sister-in-law, just like seeing the morning star in the night, twinkling and shining. Chen Feng smiled and threw a round of sycophants, first make a good relationship.

Ruoli's little face was slightly red, and she seemed to be very useful to the sycophants, and whispered: "Dandan, aren't they shameless, their mouths are still very sweet." ”

"Wife, he's a sycophant! Don't be overlooked! I've seen the earth, and shameless people love it! Steel Egg said urgently.

"Wow!! You even said that Sister Ruoli is a horse!! Ya, if Sister Lili is so beautiful, like a horse? Chen Feng said with a little anger, the sister-in-law has changed her name to Sister Ruoli, which is obviously strengthening the internal contradictions of the people!

When Ruoli heard this, he also complained with Xiao: "That's it, Dandan, he's praising me, you can't say it's sycophant!" ”

"I didn't!" Steel Egg was even more anxious: "I didn't say you were a horse, don't all the people on earth say it's a sycophant!" ”

It seems that Steel Egg is not only an alien, but also an honest alien.

Seeing this, Chao Ruoli smiled and said, "Yes, he said you horse!" If you leave sister, you are so beautiful, he also said that you are a horse, obviously not pure-minded, if you don't want to look at me, I am very handsome and pure. ”

Ooh!!

Chen Fenghua gave Rijiu a surprised look with one less shot!

This is seducing in front of someone's husband**!!

It's so shameless!! I really can't imagine that after a long time of shamelessness, there is Liu Bei's shamelessness in deceiving the pure little Zhuge when he looked at the thatched house three times!

However, we are now on the sword, and you are still seducing**, is this considered idle and having nothing to do to find a tree to hang? ? ?