There is a cloud in "Divine Desolation": there is water in the north of ten thousand tribulations, its strength cannot overcome mustard, the feathers do not float, and the immortals cannot cross, so it is called "weak water".

The weak water river comes from the "land of ten thousand tribulations" where the demon ancestor lives, flows forever, lasts forever, and is connected to the fairy world Tianhe through the reincarnation tunnel. Weak water is full of evil, can corrode gods and immortals, and is really the most evil place in the Three Realms.

Eight hundred years ago, the Lord of Ten Thousand Tribulations sent 100,000 Heavenly Demons through the weak water through the reincarnation tunnel, and attacked the Heavenly Court through the Tianhe, but was intercepted by the 80,000 Tianhe Water Army led by Marshal Tianpeng halfway, and finally returned with a feather, and Marshal Tianpeng became famous in a battle.

"Marshal, I heard that before you led the Tianhe Water Division to fight the Heavenly Demons, Dao Ancestor personally created a divine weapon for you, I don't know if your subordinates have eyes to get a glimpse of the whole picture of the divine soldier?"

The two Tianhe generals who patrolled the river with Marshal Tianpeng pleaded with a smile, and they made a bet with their comrades that if they could ask the marshal to take out the nine-toothed nail rake, they would win two pots of immortal brew, two golden flowers, and two pairs of cloud boots.

"Divine soldiers are for killing, not for spectating. Marshal Tianpeng's tone was flat, but he had an undoubted majesty, "Moreover, my divine soldier is not only Lao Jun personally in charge of fire refining, but also the Emperor of the Five Directions and the Liuding Liujia, the heavens and the world, this is the only one, how can you see it if you want to?"

The god general on the left grinned and said, "Hearing what the marshal said, we want to see it even more!"

Marshal Tianpeng no longer bothered them.

The god on the right rolled his eyes and said, "By the way, marshal, I heard that five hundred years ago, there was a demon monkey who made trouble in the heavenly palace and stirred up the queen mother's peach club. ”

When Marshal Tianpeng heard this, the muscles in the corners of his eyes twitched inexplicably, and he replied calmly: "He used the Dinghai Divine Needle, and that weapon is also extraordinary, but compared with my nail rake, it is still far behind." ”

The heavenly general on the right side asked tightly: "Then marshal, did you encounter that demon monkey head-on, did you use your nail rake to teach him how to be a man?"

Marshal Tianpeng stopped suddenly, slowly turned his head to look at the Heavenly General on the right, and said, "Since you are so energetic, run three thousand miles along the Tianhe River, and execute it immediately." ”

That day, he looked confused, and then suddenly realized, knowing that he was most likely a horse's fart to the horse's hooves, when the marshal met the Monkey King, but it is estimated that he failed to teach him to be a man, but was taught to be a man by the great sage.

On that day, he would not be able to use the plan, and he was obediently ordered to run away.

The heavenly general on the left held back a smile and was silent.

Marshal Tianpeng said: "Yunjing, don't steal fun there, you go to run with him, Ben Shuai happens to be alone quietly." ”

Yunjing burst into tears: "...... Yes, Marshal!"

After the second general left, Marshal Tianpeng continued to walk, I don't know how far he had walked, he stopped, turned to face Tianhe, looked down at his own reflection in the water, and fell into deep thought.

"Why do you see a big ugly pig's head?"

The mighty and dashing Marshal Tianpeng once again asked this question in his mind, and since the news came back from the doppelganger who had accumulated merit for himself in the Holy Ruins, he had been puzzled as why a handsome man would see the illusion of a pig?

Whoop -

A koi jumped out of the water and immediately fell into the river, and Marshal Tianpeng suddenly woke up and looked up in the direction of the weak water.

"Is Marshal Tianpeng great? In the future, if it falls into my hands, I will definitely beat you into a pig's head!"

Eight hundred years ago, the words of a certain witch struck her mind like a bolt of lightning.

"Could it be her?"

Marshal Tianpeng was deep and looked into the distance.

Weak water, in addition to being the name of the river of all evil, is also the name of a girl, that is, the weak water witch "Autumn Weak Water".

Eight hundred years ago, Marshal Tianpeng broke the Demon Army, and the female demon god had a relationship, on the battlefield, Marshal Tianpeng did not pity the jade, where the nine-toothed nail rake went, the demons were easy, and the lord of the weak water was angry, and made an oath on the spot, threatening to beat Marshal Tianpeng into a pig's head one day in the future.

The grievances between gods and demons are not shared, and the female demon who did all the evil pointed at Marshal Tianpeng at that time, but she just wanted to beat him into a pig's head, instead of cutting him with thousands of knives and breaking his body into pieces, which is actually still a little suspicious.

"If it is really related to your cause and effect, then it will be understood with you. ”

Marshal Tianpeng was bold, and the plan had been decided, so he immediately rushed to the junction of the weak water and the Tianhe River, and before he landed, he saw the weak water female demon god dressed in black from a distance.

"I knew you wouldn't be able to resist coming to see me after all. ”

The female devil seemed to be talking to herself, "For 800 years, have you missed me as much as I think of you every day?"

"I've heard that your favorite woman is Chang'e, who lives in the Guanghan Palace, but you know what, I once saw that woman, and I wanted to kill her, but I didn't do that because I didn't want to prove that she was the woman you loved the most. ”

"I've asked myself countless times if I'm the woman you fell in love with at first sight and never forgot, and now I don't want to know the answer, and if one day I can't help but ask you, please be sure to lie to me, no matter how reluctant you are in your heart, don't tell me that you didn't fall in love with me as I fell in love with you eight hundred years ago. ”

Marshal Tianpeng: "???"

"Everyone can be a demon, as long as you are jealous. ”

Qiu Qianshui finally looked at Marshal Tianpeng with a bewildered face, "The huge weak water, I'm too lonely alone, today you came to me, I just asked you, can you continue to be your unfree Tianpeng Marshal, come and take charge of the weak water with me, double stay and double fly, okay?"

Marshal Tianpeng continued to be confused.

"I never ask for ......," Qiu Ruoshui said in a sentimental tone, "because I'm afraid of being rejected...... I know that the best way to avoid being rejected by others is to never ask for people, but here today, I want to beg you, beg you, and I will become a Taoist couple, and from now on live happily in this weak water, okay?"

The femininity of the female demon god is gentle and seductive, full of indescribable attraction.

Marshal Tianpeng, who finally came back to his senses, suppressed his mind, sneered, and said, "Is this the method of your weak water witch? ”

Qiu Wanshui shook his head desperately, "No, no, don't misunderstand, Xianggong, I am sincere to you, I don't use any means, as long as I agree to enter the weak water, I am willing to give you the position of the lord of the weak water, and from now on, my husband and son will ......"

Marshal Tianpeng said: "Immortals and demons have different paths, you don't have to say much. ”

"Then have you ever heard that witches have three good?"

Marshal Tianpeng shook his head and said, "This marshal is not interested. ”

"You can't say that!" The weak female demon god's tone suddenly sharpened, and then it fell again, and the pear blossom said with rain: "I am just a woman, a poor woman who stands in front of the man she loves, and begs him to fall in love with her......"

Marshal Tianpeng said: "But the man you love also has your beloved woman." ”

"Is it Chang'e? is it really her?!" the female demon's face suddenly became extremely hideous, constantly distorting and changing, "Then I will kill her!"

"I'm going to kill her!" the witch emphasized.

Marshal Tianpeng shook his head, "It's not her, you'll never know who it is." ”

Marshal Tianpeng's sweetheart is indeed in Guanghan Palace, but it is not Chang'e.

After he finished speaking, he turned around and left, and before leaving, he muttered three words in his mouth: "Neurotic." ”

......

After returning to the Shuai Mansion, before he had time to feed his rabbit, he received a secret decree, a secret decree that only retained the Jade Emperor's personal will.

"The three ancestors play chess, there will be great changes in the world, and I must love to go to the lower realm for dozens of days, for my ears and eyes, pay attention to hearing and watching.

In addition, I have made Yue Lao draw a red line for Aiqing and Yutu of Guanghan Palace, and there is a one-year marriage between husband and wife, and the conversation is complete, Aiqing and don't let me down. ”

......

The next day, the queen mother Yaochi banquet, Marshal Tianpeng lost his morality after drinking, first teased the fairy of neon clothes, and then almost hit the bullfighting palace, provoked the picket spirit officer, the spirit official reported to the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor was furious, and he was heavily punished with more than 2,000 hammers, and demoted him to the mortal world.

The heavenly soldiers carried the marshal of the canopy with open skin and flesh to the reincarnation tunnel, but unfortunately was seen by the female demon god of the weak water, and at the moment when the marshal of the canopy was thrown into the reincarnation tunnel, she reached out and pushed the marshal of the canopy from the humane to the animal road because of love and hatred.

Since then, the heavenly court has not seen the marshal of Tianpeng, and there is one more pig in the world.