Chapter 92: The Chapter That Can't Be Serious Even If You Want to Be Serious (Third Update)

After a full meal, the four of them walked to the second floor of the store.

I have to say that Fang Yu and his wife are worthy of being soldiers, and the rooms of Nuoda are spotless.

There are many home furnishings, but there is a simple beauty at first glance.

On the wall, there are many photos of various backgrounds, most of which are photos of Fang Yu and his wife.

Especially the one with the largest size in the middle, I saw that the two people in the photo were wearing camouflage uniforms and painted camouflage on their faces.

The two hugged each other tightly, surrounded by many soldiers shouting and shooting into the sky, and in the background there was a smoke of artillery fire.

Ye Ming couldn't help but take two steps closer to watch, although he was not immersive.

However, many details can be seen that the environment in which the photo was taken was extremely harsh.

"Hey, this is the wedding photo I took with your sister-in-law during the Great Patriotic War, when we were assigned to death squads.

I originally wanted to have a romantic time before I died, but more than 500 people went up, and finally came back for three......"

Fang Yu touched the photo with some nostalgia, and his fingers slowly swiped over the faces of these old comrades.

There is not a single man in the thirteen neutral zones!

"Hehe, it's been six years since you said what you were doing, hurry up and wash up."

Liu Ruyan covered her mouth and chuckled, pushing Fang Yu and Ye Ming away from here.

But there was a hint of imperceptible bitterness in that smile.

Fang Yu scratched his head, let out a long sigh, and in a blink of an eye, he didn't know where he had gone.

When he reappeared, he secretly stuffed Ye Ming with a cigarette case.

Smoke?

Ye Ming couldn't help but be curious, and was about to open it, but was stopped by Fang Yu.

"Hehe, don't open it now, you'll need it at night, you know."

Fang Yu winked at Ye Ming with a confused smile and his right eye.

???

Ye Ming blinked, what do you mean?

What does Lao Tzu understand?

As a result, he immediately understood, because the cigarette case was full of Du Dulei......

This special brother doesn't have this like this, right?

Ye Ming was speechless.

Then he was taken by Fang Yu to the door of the room tonight, pointed to the door and said.

"Well, brother-in-law, you can sleep here tonight."

Ye Ming nodded with a smile and said.

"Thank you"

As soon as he was halfway through speaking, Fang Yu directly stretched out his hand and pushed, and Ye Ming directly staggered backwards and retreated into the room.

bang

The door was slammed shut, and Fang Yu's honest voice came from outside the door.

"Come on, brother-in-law, do a good job tonight! Tomorrow I invite you to eat big kidneys! ”

???

What's that? Do?

Ye Ming turned his head suspiciously, and saw Tang Xiaoluo wearing only underwear......

"Ah!!h

Tang Xiaoluo instinctively screamed, but then covered his mouth.

After rolling his eyes, he hurriedly covered his chest again, thinking about it but it was wrong.

In short, it's good to not know where to cover your hands......

Not......

It's been looked at!

"You turn around! Don't...... Don't look at ......"

Tang Xiaoluo's voice became smaller and smaller, and the skin of his whole body was like a red-hot prawn at this time.

The most hateful thing is that guy actually ...... actually looked at her in a daze.

Shameful, she now longed to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Huh? Oh, oh, that...... Misunderstanding, you listen to my explanation! ”

Ye Ming only reacted at this time when he heard this, and he was actually fascinated......

Phew, stinky and shameless, staring at the big girl's tree......

No, there are no trees, and they are still wearing underwear, but it's okay!

He let out a long breath, and there was salvation!

"Don't listen, don't listen!"

Tang Xiaoluo flattened his mouth and covered his ears with both hands, but when he thought it was wrong, he hurriedly covered his chest again.

What! I can't cover it at all!

As soon as she lowered her head, she immediately reacted, isn't there still a quilt!

So as soon as she turned over, she directly surrounded herself with the quilt.

Ye Ming smiled bitterly, what is the matter, he is innocent!

"Hey, I really didn't want to get in...... just now"

"This girl has been seen by you, and you still want to make excuses! Nasty! ”

Tang Xiaoluo's cheeks were crimson, and he couldn't help but be ashamed and angry when he heard the words, grabbed a pillow and threw it at Ye Ming.

But after thinking about it, I felt angry, and I couldn't help shaking my body desperately on the bed, trying to vent this anger.

Crunch

On the other side, outside the door, two sneaky figures were lying on the door cautiously at this time.

Fang Yu looked serious and whispered.

"Young people are crazy, but why do they throw pillows? I couldn't have heard it wrong. ”

Liu Ruyan covered her mouth, and Fang Yu said with hatred.

"Look at the people, look at you, huh."

Fang Yu's eyes widened suddenly.

"What's wrong with me? How good my body is! ”

Liu Ruyan pursed her lips when she heard this.

"If the body is good, it is ......"

Her gaze swept down, and she shook her head in disgust.

"You!"

Fang Yu glared at him angrily.

Tata

Just then, there was a sound of shredded footsteps behind them.

Fang Yu turned his head.

I saw their baby girl, dressed in loose pajamas with pink star patterns at this time.

On his feet, he wears a pair of pink bunny slippers.

After seeing her parents, the girl rubbed her eyes and staggered over.

Not good!

Little ancestor, what are you hanging out about if you don't sleep in the middle of the night!

And the timing ......

"Shh......h

Fang Yu hurriedly put his index finger to his mouth, trying to stop the other party from making a sound.

"Dad, giggles, what are you doing?"

When the girl saw her father's appearance, she couldn't help laughing, and her feet sped up even more often, and she ran towards Fang Yu.

syllable

Fang Yu patted his head without tears, and hugged his baby girl.

What else could he say at this time?

Don't bother you Lao Tzu to listen to the corner?

"Who?"

Ye Ming in the house was feeling embarrassed at this time, and after hearing the sound, he couldn't help but shout.

"Run, run, run!"

Liu Ruyan covered her mouth and whispered.

"Mom, why are you running? Giggles. ”

The little girl's eyes widened, and her face was full of doubt.

Mom and Dad tonight are weird, but they're funny.

Come on, it's all exposed!

The family of three sped up on their feet, quickly ran back to their room, and closed the door.

Carla

Carla

Ye Ming put his hand on the handle, but found that the door was locked.

If such a door is locked from the outside, it cannot be opened from the inside unless it is violently removed......

"Is there anyone out there?"

Tang Xiaoluo shrank his head into the quilt, leaving only a pair of eyes outside, and asked weakly.

Ye Ming couldn't help but turn around when he heard this, and said with a dry cough.

"Ahem...... Maybe I heard it wrong! ”

...... What a fart!

Surely you heard that right!

These two are too unreliable!

Forget about an eavesdropping, the whole family is actually in battle!

Ahh It's not right to eavesdrop.

Fortunately, he didn't do anything, so there shouldn't be any misunderstanding.

"That...... It was getting late, and we went to sleep...... Phew, you sleep on the ground! ”

The more Tang Xiaoluo spoke, the more he felt that something was wrong, so he simply fell sideways and directly covered his head.

Can't see me! Can't see me!

Seeing this, Ye Ming touched his chin and smiled helplessly.

"Ahem...... Discuss something, can you give a quilt? ”

Tang Xiaoluo directly blocked his ears in an attempt to deceive himself.

"I can't hear you! I can't hear you! You can't see me! Can't see me! ”

Well, it's not like I haven't slept on the floor.

Ye Ming picked up the pillow on the ground, found a comfortable position and threw it, took off his shirt and covered his body.

What the hell is going on?

Ahem...... It's impossible to push, readers and big guys take an early break, hehehehe.

(End of chapter)