At the end of August 2040, it is the height of summer, the scorching sun is scorching, and the sea and sky are steaming; Heaven and earth are like a furnace, scorching mortals in the world with sweat.

At the beginning of the school season, a steady stream of freshmen, accompanied by their parents or alone, are rushing from their hometowns to school. For these freshmen who have just left their hometown, there is only winter and summer, and there is no spring and autumn.

Yicheng.

At the gate of Shuzhou University, people come and go, a hundred flowers are blooming, especially noisy and lively; The gate of this university is relatively narrow, and it is crowded with people who come and go.

In the aisle not far from the school gate, there stood a young man with a suitcase in his left hand and iced tea in his right hand.

The young man is elegant-looking, 1.8 meters tall, well-proportioned, and wears Adidas's high-imitation T-shirt; His eyebrows were clear, but he was short-sighted, and he was squinting at the flooded school gate, with a hesitant look on his face.

The young man's name is "Gu Pingsheng" and he is a junior at this university.

When he was a child, Gu Pingsheng's father once told him that his name was taken from Su Shi's "Fixing the Storm", which made Gu Pingsheng full of a beautiful sense of happiness for his name. However, he only learned later that his name was not what his father said at all!

When Gu Pingsheng's mother was young, she read a romance novel, and the male protagonist of that book was called "Gu Pingsheng", so he was called this name; This cruel fact, every time Gu Pingsheng thought of it, he was speechless several times.

Gu Pingsheng, who was standing in the aisle, only hesitated for a moment before making up his mind; He dragged his suitcase and began to walk towards the campus.

After an entanglement that is difficult to describe in words, Gu Pingsheng, who tried his best, finally passed through the crowded school gate with difficulty; After that, the further he walked into the school, the smoother the road became.

Ten minutes later, Gu Pingsheng came to the vicinity of the school's cafeteria, and from this position, he could already see the No. 2 dormitory building; After drinking the little iced tea he had left, and throwing the empty bottle into the trash, he walked briskly towards the second bedroom building.

Under the sunshine, Gu Pingsheng dragged his suitcase and sweated profusely to the No. 2 bedroom; He was about to go upstairs, but an extremely obscene voice came from behind him, "This senior, do you want to get a card?" ”

Gu Pingsheng turned around and looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a young man, this young man had vain steps, his face was pale, and at first glance he was a lewd young man who was obsessed with a large part of the island country.

Gu Pingsheng showed an embarrassed but polite smile to the lewd young man, and said, "I'm a junior, and I've already applied for a card." Gu Pingsheng was about to go upstairs after speaking, when the lewd young man saw this, he ran over and grabbed his arm, and persuaded him bitterly: "This classmate, if you apply for a card to send study materials, can you think about it again......"

Hearing the words "learning materials", Gu Pingsheng stopped going upstairs again; He went to university to learn knowledge, and since he got a card to send learning materials, why not do it?

"What study materials are there?"

The obscene young man approached and whispered to Gu Pingsheng: "There are Muto-sensei, Hatano-sensei, Ozawa-sang, Yoshizawa-sensei...... which teacher do you want?" I can send you the cloud drive directly. ”

As a good young man with progressive ideas, as a junior who has broken away from low-level interests, and as the mainstay of the future of the motherland, Gu Pingsheng naturally rejected the kindness of the obscene young man, "That... Thank you, I can't keep up with my nutrition, so forget it......" After finishing speaking, he flew upstairs without looking back.

The lewd young man looked at Gu Pingsheng's back as he went upstairs, and shouted loudly: "Then do you need tea?" Tea nourishes the body! If you need it, you can add me on WeChat, I can give you a discount, classmates, don't go! Think again! ”

shook off the lewd youth and dragged his suitcase to the third floor; After a while, he came to bedroom No. 313, stopped, Gu Pingsheng stretched out his hand to push open the door of bedroom No. 313, and a strong smell of feet came to his face.

When the door opened, you could see a simple-looking "natural nerd" lying on the bed outside, staring at the screen of his mobile phone and showing a gentle smile like a father. At the window on the side of the dormitory, there was a "Kill Matt", who was seriously taking care of his long flowing hair.

Hearing the sound of pushing the door, "Kill Matt" turned his head to look, and saw that it was Gu Pingsheng, "Kill Matt" was surprised: "Second brother, you're here!" ”

"Here we are." Gu Pingsheng put down the luggage in his hand, then shook his hand and swept away the unpleasant smell of his feet, and muttered: "Why are the students in this world so improper, selling films openly, and they are all sold to the bottom of our dormitory, and this school doesn't know how to manage it." ”

Lying on the bed, the "natural stay" put down his mobile phone and quipped: "This is also to promote Sino-Japanese friendship." ”

Natural stay and kill Matt are Gu Pingsheng's roommates, Shuzhou University is a dormitory for four people, in addition to "Kill Matt", "Natural Stay" and Gu Pingsheng, there is also a student named "Hong Hu".

【Kill Matt】(Junior)

Real name: Zhou Ke

Nickname: Kerr

Age: 21

Self-proclaimed: A girl killer with feelings

Reputation: Notorious

Mount: Lamborghini

Ideal: Chase ten more school flowers this year

Charm: Graceful

Natural Skill: Rich kid

Jianghu people are called: well-dressed beasts, scumbags

Mantra: Lao Tzu is in Sichuan, you can fight whichever you want

Character introduction: A native of Chengdu, Sichuan, born in the second generation of rich, very handsome, very good-looking, loves to joke in life, the youngest of the four people in the bedroom; In the first two years of college, there were dozens of sisters, and after entering the third year, they became the "well-dressed beasts" that the seniors warned the younger sisters to mention.

【Natural Stay】(Junior)

Real name: Qi Hengsan

Nickname: The third child

Age: 21

Fame: Unknown

Charm: Plain

Gifted Ability: Destitute

Ideal: pie in the sky, unearned

Mantra: That's it, I think it's okay

The people of the rivers and lakes say: the ghost of the canyon is sorrowful, the father is raised on the road, the-stirring stick, and the white prostitute does not move the king

Character introduction: Born in the land of Qilu, addicted to two-dimensional girl animation, under the natural appearance, revealing a strong atmosphere of poverty, the third oldest of the four people in the bedroom; Although his appearance is average, his temper is excellent, and he is loved by many goddesses...... Excellent spare tire.

Seeing that the eldest "Hong Hu" in the bedroom was not there, Gu Pingsheng asked, "Ke'er, where did Brother Tiger go?" Hasn't he come to school yet? ”

Zhou Ke, who takes care of his long hair, is the youngest among the four, so the three people in the bedroom call him "Keer".

Ke'er sent down the comb he was holding in his hand and replied, "Brother Tiger went to buy mineral water, I guess I'm coming back soon......" As soon as the words fell, a man appeared at the door of the 313 bedroom.

The man was tall and strong, carrying two large buckets of mineral water in each of his left and right hands, and two large buckets under his armpits.

The burly young man was estimated to be more than two meters tall, and the bedroom door was too low for him; I saw the burly young man bend down, poke his head in first, and then squeeze his strong body into this bedroom suddenly.

【Brilliant Youth】(Junior)

Name: Hong Hu

Nickname: Huzi

Age: 22

Self-proclaimed: I am an ordinary person

Reputation: Famous

Gifted Skills: Tall and strong

Jianghu people called: Little Giant

Ideal: Hand blade North American king

Mantra: I'm going to hit ten more !!

Character introduction: As the basketball captain and vice president of the student union of Shuzhou University, he was admitted to Shuzhou University with a high score of 689, but because of his height and size, he was once considered to be the school's special sports enrollment; The background and origin are very mysterious, and in the past conversations of the freshman and sophomore years, he inadvertently revealed that he was born in a military family; is a very easy person to get along with in life, but under the rough appearance, he is actually a delicate black man with a delicate heart.

Huzi put down the four barrels of mineral water in his hand, and scolded in the northern accent of the rough mine: "The one downstairs who sells films is really annoying!" Lao Tzu carried four barrels of mineral water, drove for several miles, was so tired to death, he still pulled my arm, didn't let me go, chattered crookedly, this kind of person should be shot! ”

"Natural" the third child smiled and teased: "Brother Hu, you are also the vice president of the student union, you should stop this bad atmosphere and return the school to a clean place." ”

The burly tiger shook his sore shoulder, and said angrily: "Third child, isn't there a locked 'tunnel war' file in the new folder of your computer's D drive, as long as you delete that file, I will promise you." ”

The third child immediately refused: "Damn, that's not good." ”

Huzi said speechlessly: "If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world?" I can't even control your bad style, so how can I be embarrassed to care about others. ”

Huzi used the "taunt" skill, and after reprimanding the third child, he said to Gu Pingsheng: "Pingsheng, you just arrived, right?" ”

"Just arrived." Gu Pingsheng nodded, looking at the large barrels of mineral water arranged in a row at the door, he asked again, "Why do you buy so much mineral water?" ”

Huzi said: "There is a lot of water in the summer, now reserve more, and drink it up after the savings, you are not willing to buy it, and then drink water in the toilet every day." ”

When Gu Pingsheng heard this, he smiled awkwardly.

In the two years of college, several old brothers in the dormitory, all day long, the door is not out, the second door is not stepped, even the school commissary is not willing to run, after their own reserve water is drunk, they are too lazy to buy, every day I hope that when my roommate goes downstairs to buy something, I can help me bring something back to the dormitory, sometimes I am really thirsty, so I take the water in the toilet to drink.

Huzi touched his stomach and said, "I'm a little hungry, why don't we go out to eat?" ”

Hearing Huzi say "eat", the third child, known as the "White Prostitute Immovable Heavenly King", immediately came over and asked, "Where are you going to eat?" What to eat? Who's in for a treat? ”

Listening to Lao Sanyi's series of questions, Huzi joked: "If you don't feel troublesome, we can take a plane to Fuzhou to eat Buddha and jump over the wall, and it will take six hours to go back and forth; Buddha jumped over the wall, I please, the ticket money is out by yourself, what do you think? ”

The third child said shamelessly: "If you take a plane back and forth, it costs thousands of dollars, how cost-effective it is!" Brother Tiger, otherwise, you can pack a Buddha jumping over the wall and bring it back for me to eat, okay? ”

Huzi scolded with a smile: "Get out of the way, the packaged Buddha jumping over the wall tastes bad, if you don't go, then forget it." ”

"Don't, my tiger brother!" The third said with a smile: "Otherwise, I won't go to Fuzhou, you can give me some takeout with the money you invited to eat Buddha jumping over the wall, can you give me takeout?" ”

Seeing the familiar daily ridicule of his roommate, Gu Pingsheng smiled and interrupted: "Just have a meal, and if you go to Fuzhou Mountain, the road is far away, let's not make too much trouble; Find a restaurant near the school and eat as much as you want. ”

Ke'er said reluctantly: "This ghost weather is too hot, or don't go far." ”

The third child nodded in agreement and said, "I think what Ke'er said is right." ”

Huzi said speechlessly: "The two immortals should move their bodies, don't cultivate immortals anymore, let's go to the small restaurant opposite the school to eat, it will only take twenty minutes to come and go." ”

Gu Pingsheng walked over, pulled up the third child lying on the bed with his left hand, grabbed Ke'er with his right hand, and said helplessly: "Finally, there is a group activity, let's go together!" The next six months were enough for both of you to be paralyzed. ”

When the third child and Ke'er heard this, they sighed, and could only say helplessly, "Okay." ”