01 What to do if it becomes a chat group, online, etc., it's in a hurry
The vast universe is as cold as iron, and the vast universe is as dark as paint......
Well, there are no two phoenixes in this article that Guo Moruo collected wood to be martyred.
Some are just an unlucky child: Zhuo Buqun.
Zhuo Buqun is also a talent: you can't blame Zhuo Buqun for being too good, his father's generation is showy. Have you ever seen a man who reads martial arts novels and chooses a name for his son? It is still the name of the famous non-recognized eunuch Yue Buqun in Jin Yong's pen.
Although his father repeatedly emphasized: This is called a gentleman who is outstanding, to Zhuo Buqun, he always feels that his unreliable father is cheating on himself.
Since I was a child, I was called by my friends as a eunuch and a eunuch. Zhuo Buqun said that he was fed up, and if he didn't change his name, he wouldn't be able to live this day.
After years of accumulation, Zhuo Buqun has developed a character:
The wilted character of three sticks that can't beat a word.
No way, as long as you speak, it must be:
Yue Buqun, why did you become a man again?
Yue Buqun, why did you come to school? Aren't you a celebrity around the emperor?
Yue Buqun......
Hehe, don't think that children only know how to joke, this joke is also hurtful, Zhuo Buqun almost doesn't use tools like chat groups, why? Because as long as he enters the group, there will be a happy atmosphere in the group, and their old school committee will change his name to Yue Buqun.
But isn't the happiness of the majority based on the embarrassment of the few? As long as there is a little, it will be infinitely magnified.
……
After watching various anime, Zhuo Buqun looked at himself in the mirror now:
High school is over, it's been a month since the college entrance examination ended, and he himself has gained a lot of weight. The classmates in the same class may all be chatting, he doesn't want to participate, and he moved a stool to sit at the end of the classroom in the three years of high school, no one disturbed him, and he didn't bother others, just like transparent. Now in addition to Zhuo's mother nagging every day that he can change and go to college soon, and Xu's father shows off his son's grades to others all day long, what he can do is to make up for it.
Three years were transparent, but it did not affect his learning. That is, every time the results are announced, the students will look at the last row of the classroom, that little transparent: he is the first in the school in a single subject of history?
Watching the manga, it's also different from others, Zhuo Buqun never comments, he doesn't send the barrage, every time he passes the barrage, he only watches the plot and doesn't comment. You could say he's too inferior, but that's how he lives!
"This kid is not depressed, and he can be regarded as the ancestor of the old Zhuo family!" Zhuo's mother can only sigh like this every time.
In the month after the college entrance examination, Zhuo Buqun was fed up: What, small group! Hello let's talk, you see that the children on the other side are not as good as you, and people are starting to enter some freshman groups, you can try it too!
What's more: You did well in the test, fight for your father's face, but a small group! You say you don't even have a friend, can that? What to do in society? Look at your father, there are not many other than friends, why don't you help your uncle......
Zhuo Buqun was about to hear the cocoon, and finally under the pressure of his parents, Zhuo Buqun decided for the first time that he wanted the next penguin app, anyway, he couldn't play a lot of mobile games without this thing. I've seen enough anime, and it's time to play games.
took out his mobile phone, opened the app store, the fat penguin and the green circle that had been deleted by himself on it were all there, he clicked on the penguin, and there was a green download button below.
He really didn't realize that he would use this kind of thing one day, after all...... Forget it, the past is all in the past! Zhuo Buqun pressed the download button
……
"On the afternoon of the 26th, a high school graduate was playing with his mobile phone at home and unfortunately encountered ball lightning and died on the spot."
……
I don't know how long it took, Zhuo Buqun opened his eyes:
"What's going on!"
There were innocent people all around 010101 Zhuo Buqun stretched out his hand and found that his hand was also composed of 0101, as a liberal arts student, Zhuo Buqun was blinded:
The Matrix?
"Little brother awake?" A large group of 0101 next to him formed a chubby figure model of the person.
"Where is this?"
Zhuo Buqun asked, unexpectedly, now he can actually communicate.
"It's complicated! Let me tell you, what about you? You are this chat group, and I am also a group, I am earlier than you, we are all under the control of Lord Vena, Lord Vena's old nose is urinating, and he is a ruthless person. Yesterday, the martial arts group wanted to raise their wages, and Lord Luo Shu beat the martial arts group to pieces with a brick, what three points returned to vitality, what descended the dragon eighteen palms, and what golden wire big ring knife, all the bells and whistles were useless, and they exploded all over the ground. Isn't this a martial arts group? Vena-sama has to re-establish the group, and you happened to be killed by lightning by a coincidence: Vena-sama saw that this thing was good, and the next second it was my employee, so he pulled you to work." The tall and chubby digital man was talking to Zhuo Buqun.
"Wait, what's it?" Zhuo Buqunmeng, there are too many slots.
Good guy, I was electrocuted and chopped to death, why didn't I feel it.
Well, even if this can be explained, then what now? Are you a group? So who built this group? Who is your father?
Is Zhuo's father? Or is it the new leader? Or is it the Vena Lord? Or twist vine?
"What do you want? Little brother? Look at it, it's all written on the face? I was sent by Lord Luo Shu to guide you, I am a language exchange group, and the group is full of foreign language masters, of course, if you want to listen to it, there is also the abyssal language, the orc language......
"I don't understand......
"I don't understand what? It's all written on your face, what do you think you can hide from this 01 row? For your father, it should probably be your original father now, after all, our group leader can't handle us. We can send them quests to collect things, but they can't leave the group, and we can punish them if they leave the group. From women's clothing to heavenly punishment, we can play them to death. Let me tell you, you came at the right time, Vena said that the monthly holiday can be 8 days, and we have two days off when it is the birthday of the boss of Vena. There are no five insurances and one housing fund, but as long as you work hard, each group can live until the sea is dry and the earth is destroyed. And our boss is humane, 24-hour work, during which we can sleep and eat." The language group is constantly giving science to the new little brother.
"That. Just one question? Why do I have to work?" Zhuo Buqun asked the language group.
"Why? How can I tell you? Vena Shu has a small heart, you were struck by lightning, and your consciousness was saved by him, or you will be wiped out, and you will have to repay your debts in return."
"Or else?"
"Or else? Have you forgotten what happened to that martial arts group? Adults are capable of killing our herd!"