Shi Jinlang shouted, Li Yifu didn't finish speaking, and knelt on the ground again.

Li Yifu didn't want to kneel, he had a "grievance" to avenge, but he just knelt down involuntarily.

"Will the master frame you?" Shi Jinlang snorted coldly and continued: "You old boy has been an official for a few years and began to seek official positions for his whole family, the empress is grateful for you to do things for her, so she naturally has to agree, but as a result, you have to inch in, the whole family, the male is an official, the female is a wife, the nursing child, the nursing nurse has become an official. Your relatives and friends around you are red at first sight, those guys who grew up together with bare butts come to beg for officials, but you Li Yifu will not refuse to come, as long as you give you money, you will give other officials, and in the end, you will sell officials on the street, and the door is like a market. ”

"I-"

"What am I?" Shi Jinlang smiled and said: "When your mother died, how much money did you collect through the funeral?" Oh, by the way, you have been inspired by the death of your mother, and you have found a good way to make a quick fortune, and that is to use red and white ceremonies to accept gold, silver and jewelry, and if it were not for the dissuasion of your subordinates, you old boy would be ready to do your mother's white affair again. Later, although it didn't work out, you were unwilling, so you moved out your grandfather, who had been dead for an unknown amount of time, and your grandfather wanted to move the grave, right? ”

"Hu-"

"Hu, you big-headed ghost, you old corrupt official!" Shi Jinlang sneered and continued: "When the grandfather of the first prime minister of the dynasty wants to move the grave? This news is very explosive, in an instant, Sanyuan, Gaoling, Liyang, Fuping, Yunyang, Huayuan, Tongguan, Jingyang, eight counties are in a big fight, in order to please you, the county orders of the eight counties have been filial piety to your grandfather, sending people, vehicles to the grave relocation place day and night, scrambling to build a big grave, not to mention the excitement. Especially Gaoling County Commander Zhang Jingye, this benevolent brother is really as good as his name, really dedicated, he worked day and night for this 'big event', couldn't sleep at night, for your dead grandfather can't wait to wear liver and gall, head cantilever cone thorn thighs, and finally tired heart attack braids. ”

"It's not enough to just toss these county orders, you, an old corrupt official, have widely publicized your grandfather's relocation of the grave among the nobles and gentry, and the princes of various prefectures heard that the prime minister's grandfather was going to move the grave, is this worth it? The result is that you give gold, he gives silver, and jewelry and diamonds fly all over the sky. ”

"From Baqiao to Sanyuan County, seventy miles back and forth, there is an endless stream of convoys to give gifts to your house, even when the old man Gaozu Li Yuan died, it was not so lively! These state and county officials, princes and nobles have made filial sons and grandsons for your grandfather, and you have made a windfall by moving your grandfather's grave, I am afraid that the gold and silver treasures in your family are about to reach the treasury of the Tang Dynasty! ”

Li Yifu originally wanted to argue a few words, but the more he listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, everything this kid said was true, and even the tone and tone of his voice were vivid, and the secrets that his wife couldn't do two white things were all dead except for Li Yifu himself.

"How? Is what the master said right or not? ”

After Shi Jinlang finished speaking, he withdrew the brain waves that controlled Li Yifu.

"Poof—"

Li Yifu sat on the ground, his forehead was sweating profusely, and he pointed at Shi Jinlang with a pale face: "No, impossible, you can't know, you are not a human, what kind of demon and monster are you?" ”

"Come on, send it to the Magistrate's Court, and hand it over to Lai Junchen for personal interrogation!"

Wu Zetian waved his hand, and two gold-armored soldiers stepped forward and dragged Li Yifu, who was paralyzed on the ground, down.

"That, my subordinate is sick and wants to ask for leave to go back early!"

Xu Jingzong was really frightened, he knelt on the ground and begged to take leave to go home.

"Don't worry, your crime is not big, and your crime is not to death!"

Shi Jinlang smiled evilly and opened Baidu Encyclopedia.

"Since you have been in charge of the history of the country, you have revised the history in vain, and the memorization has been pandering and wrong, and those who have had a holiday with you will try their best to slander——"

Under Shi Jinlang's recitation, Xu Jingzong kowtowed, and his head knocked out blood bags on the marble floor.

"Okay, my brother said that you don't sin to death, that is your sin not to death!" Wu Zetian said impatiently: "Get up, don't knock!" ”

Wu Zetian agreed, and Xu Jingzong stood up tremblingly with the support of the two officials.

"Oh, yes!" Shi Jinlang suddenly thought of something, and he laughed evilly and said: "Your son Xu Ang committed adultery with your concubine Yu, and the child in your concubine's womb is not your son, it should be your grandson!" ”

"Poof—"

When Xu Jingzong heard this, he vomited blood and died on the spot.

"Your Majesty, Lord Shangshu - dead!"

A gold-armored soldier stepped forward to probe Xu Jingzong's snort, and hurriedly reported to Wu Zetian.

"You can't blame the master!" Shi Jinlang spread his hands to the civil and military officials and said: "This kid's psychological quality is too poor, and his ability to bear it is not good, isn't it just that he was cuckolded by his son, what a big deal, I can't bear it!" ”

“...”

Shi Jinlang said witty and humorous, but the civil and military officials were all as earthy as they were, and they didn't dare to gasp. You must know that the son and Lao Tzu's concubine committed adultery, in addition to the immortals who can pinch and count, how can others know about such a private matter? Everyone is an official, and officialdom is just that, who dares to say that he is not afraid of shadows?

"Your Majesty, the minister thinks that what His Majesty's junior brother said is extremely true, the prince can improve greatly if he knows his mistakes, and he should be given a chance to mend his ways!"

"That's right, that's right, Your Majesty's imperial grace is mighty, and the heroic name of repaying grievances with virtue will surely go down in history!"

"Your Majesty's name, long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Seeing the unruly civil and military officials just now, who were tamed by Shi Jinlang one by one like well-behaved and obedient little sheep, Wu Zetian looked at Shi Jinlang with a look of surprise and said: "Senior brother, where did you come down to earth?" ”

"Hahaha-" Shi Jinlang smiled heartily: "I'm a man who knows Baidu!" ”

"What is Baidu?" Wu Zetian asked puzzled.

"It's a web search tool on the planet, I'll tell you more about it later!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "Senior sister, let's deal with the prince's affairs first!" ”

"Okay!"

Wu Zetian nodded, got up from the dragon chair, and then walked all the way to the edge of the high platform and said: "The ministers insist on letting me pardon the prince for the crime of rebellion, I can't help but listen, but-"

Speaking of this, Wu Zetian's voice paused for a moment, and then he said in a fierce voice: "The country cannot be impossible, the crime cannot be forgiven, pass on my will, Li Xian, the prince of Zhang Huai, will be demoted to a commoner from now on, and will be assigned to the Great Wall to garrison the border, hoping that he will change his life and make a new one, and make meritorious contributions to my Tang Dynasty!" ”

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