"Master, are you right, forget about the black charcoal head, he dares to blind you, it's too much!" Shi Jinlang said, lifting the three-pointed two-edged gun and said: "Rong Tu'er stabbed this old thing with a mouth full of trains!" ”

"Don't worry, since my senior brother wants to act, let him play the full set!" Jiang Ziya said with a playful smile: "I want to hear what flowers my senior brother can make!" ”

"Yes, yes, you make it up, you make it up, you make it up, make it up and let my master believe it, and his old man will spare you from dying!"

When Jiang Ziya heard this, he glared at the rabbit and said: "What is it called making up to make the old man believe it, there is no room for sand in the old man's discerning eyes!" ”

"That's right!" Shi Jinlang slapped his thigh and said: "My master can't tolerate sand in his discerning eyes, you black charcoal must be reasonable with facts, otherwise you will be stabbed to death with one shot!" ”

After Shi Jinlang finished speaking, he winked at Taiyi Zhenren, Taiyi Zhenren understood, he got up and coughed and said: "Dad has ever remembered some marks on your son's body, you can say it casually, I can prove my identity, if the marks on my body are inconsistent with the marks that Dad said, then the son is willing to lead the neck to death!" ”

"Okay, that's what you said, if you don't agree, Master Rabbit will stab you to death with one shot!" Shi Jinlang gritted his teeth and said viciously.

"Willing to die!" Taiyi Zhenren bowed and said.

"Master, you should be a witness, if there is no agreement, you must not stop me, Master Rabbit will stab this old thing to death with one shot!" Shi Jinlang looked at Jiang Ziya and said: "Because this old immortal is so hateful, he dares to pretend to be the son of the rabbit master!" ”

"Don't worry!" Jiang Ziya didn't doubt him, "hehe" smiled and said: "I can't wait to stab him to death for the teacher!" ”

"That's good, let Master Rabbit think about it!" Shi Jinlang scratched the back of his head, paced two steps in place, and said: "There is a black mole on the left half of the buttocks of the rabbit master's little son, if you also have a mole on the buttocks, then the rabbit master will believe that you are my son Xiaoyi, but if there is no mole, then don't blame the rabbit master for being ruthless!" ”

"Do you hear what my disciple is saying?" Jiang Ziya looked at Taiyi with a lively expression: "Don't take off your pants yet, let me check them in vain!" ”

"You can take off your pants, but if I really have a black mole on the left half of my buttocks, what should my brother say?"

Without waiting for Jiang Ziya to speak, Shi Jinlang hurriedly said: "You old immortal thing, are you questioning the majesty and prestige of my master's fairness and justice, if you really have a black mole on your buttocks, my master will naturally spare you from death, are you right, master?" ”

The rabbit rushed to speak, Jiang Ziya vaguely felt that something was wrong, but when the words were all said, he could only follow the rabbit's words and continued: "That's right, as long as it's true, the old man will naturally spare you from dying!" ”

After saying this, Jiang Ziya felt as if there was a big hole invisibly, and he jumped down by coincidence.

"Whirring" There was a chilling wind sound, Taiyi Zhenren lifted his windbreaker, and took off half of his pants, revealing half of his buttocks.

"Master, this ass is so black, the apprentice's eyes are not good, you can see if there are any black moles!"

Taiyi Zhenren's ass will not look at it, and this "beauty difference" will naturally be handed over to Jiang Ziya.

Jiang Ziya glared at the rabbit, and really bent down to carefully examine Taiyi Zhenren's ass.

"What the hell is this?"

Jiang Ziya touched a bulging thing, and he said with a disgusted expression: "Why haven't you taken a bath for many years?" ”

"Whether it's gray or not, senior brother will know if you rub it!" Taiyi Zhenren pouted his ass and said.

Jiang Ziya rubbed the letter with his hand suspiciously, and with a "click", a piece of black mud fell down.

"Ash, it's ash, you are so deceitful, stab him to death in vain!"

Seeing that the mud was not a black mole, Jiang Ziya felt a burst of joy in his heart, and hurriedly shouted that the rabbit was going to stab Taiyi Zhenren to death.

"I'm sorry!" Taiyi Zhenren touched his buttocks with his hand and said: "Senior brother touched the wrong place just now, you also know that the conditions of the place of origin are poor, and you can't find clean leaves at the end of the stool, so you can only make do with volcanic stones, it is estimated that it has been accumulated over many years, senior brother touch it below, and!" ”

"What the hell, old man—"

Jiang Ziya picked up the scepter and wanted to knock Taiyi Zhenren to death with a cane, but Shi Jinlang hurriedly went up to stop him and said: "Master, you have a lot of adults, don't be angry, besides, if you kill him, it will be bad for your reputation to spread it!" ”

With a "bang", Jiang Ziya's scepter stabbed into the ground, and he gritted his teeth and glared at Taiyi Zhenren: "I'll touch it one last time, if there is no black mole, then don't blame the junior brother for turning his face and not recognizing people!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, just touch it!" Taiyi Zhenren snorted and continued to pout his ass in front of Jiang Ziya.

Jiang Ziya pinched his nose, squatted down again and touched it, just after touching for a while, he really touched a black convex object, in order to prove that it was a black mole, Jiang Ziya's old face was almost attached to Taiyi's real buttocks.

"What a black mole!"

Jiang Ziya subconsciously muttered to himself.

"Poof", a foul smell came to his face, Jiang Ziya jumped like thunder, grabbed the scepter and was about to knock Taiyi Zhenren to death, a rabbit in the oblique ground suddenly rushed over and jumped directly to Taiyi Zhenren's side.

"Son!"

"Daddy!"

"Son!"

"Daddy!"

Taiyi Zhenren's pants were not mentioned, and he hugged the rabbit and cried bitterly.

"Okay!"

Jiang Ziya pointed to the two of them on the side: "The old man finally understands now, the feelings of the two of you are joining forces to act, right?" ”

"Master, you have verified your identity yourself, why do you still say that we are acting?"

Shi Jinlang squeezed out a tear and said: "My father and son have been separated for thousands of years, and it is not easy to reunite after a long time, how can it be said that it is acting?" ”

"Nonsense, nonsense!"

Jiang Zi blew his beard angrily and glared: "Master has been sealed for five hundred years, but Master is not stupid enough to believe this kind of nonsense you made up, your little rabbit is just an ordinary snow rabbit, and it will only live for hundreds of years to die, how could you know my senior brother thousands of years ago?" Not to mention saving him from the mouth of some desolate beast when he was still a child! ”

"It seems that my true identity cannot be hidden!" Shi Jinlang stretched out his paws and stroked Taiyi Zhenren's head and said, "Son, you put down your father first!" ”

"Okay, Dad!"

Shi Jinlang returned to the ground, he pinched the rabbit's waist and walked up to Jiang Ziya step by step and said: "Master, don't hide it, the rabbit is not an ordinary snow rabbit at all, the rabbit is the legendary dimensional day rabbit!" ”

"What's that?" When Jiang Ziya heard this, he was immediately stunned.

"If Master doesn't believe me, you can ask the Three-Eyed Boy!" Shi Jinlang pointed to Yang Jian, who was looking at the bewildered on the side, and said: "He has seen the mysteries recorded in the Book of Heaven, and there will be no fakes!" ”

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