"Hey, it's not your fault, the alien devil is too treacherous to guard against!"

Yamada comforted him as he scooped a spoonful of white paste from his plate and shoved it into Henry's mouth.

Three days after the day of capture, Henry learned that Bird had obtained information about Sputnik-2 from his mind, and had been languishing, lying in bed without eating or drinking, as if intending to die on a hunger strike.

Yamada saw it in his eyes, and was anxious in his heart that this Henry turned out to be the nephew of the ghost Sam, just by virtue of his backstage, he entered Kamakura after his death, can his status be low?

Even if you can't become the mayor of Kamakura, at least you can't run for the position of a councilor.

Maybe it will also threaten the throne of the director of the Big Buddha.

So, Henry can't die.

"Henry, do you believe in Amaterasu?" Yamada's eyes burned as he stared at Henry and asked.

"I believe in God." Henry's eyes were blank, looking at the ceiling, and he couldn't breathe.

"Hey, I mean, with Amaterasu's divine might, can the earth win?" Yamada glared at him and asked again.

"The earth will win, and as long as you live well, you will be saved.

Even if you are sold into slavery, don't be afraid. The League of Nations had a law that those who encountered their compatriots as slaves had to be redeemed, and the ransom could be reimbursed to the League of Nations. ”

Yamada's face was full of sincerity, cheering up his comrades.

Henry smiled bitterly, "I just believe that the earth will win, so I am desperate!" ”

“hat？” Yamada was at a loss.

"The earth is victorious, I survived, so even if I didn't mean to leak military secrets, but the future or something, it's all gone!

It's better to die for the country, fight for the name of a martyr, go to Kamakura to report early, and still grab a high position - who knows which guy will die in the future? ”

No, you can't go to Kamakura to occupy a high position!

Yamada was so anxious that tears were about to fall.

Seeing Yamada's expression, Henry thought he was sad for himself, and was moved, "Brother Yamada, don't be sad for me." Death is not the end, nor is death the beginning of suffering.

With my uncle's connections, not to mention the mayor of Kamakura, at least one councilor can't run. I can't say that I can unite a group of comrades-in-arms and nominate me as the chief of police. ”

Yamada's eyes went dark, and he almost fainted.

"Ulla—Ulla—"

Outside the cell, the alarm went off, followed by the scurry of the aliens.

"Quick, doctor, hurry up, there are earth devils who kill themselves with a spoon!"

“hat？” Yamada was shocked, and he didn't care about Henry, who was going on a hunger strike but had been being fed.

He quickly ran to the door, turned sideways and looked out of the small window, and sure enough, he saw the third prison door on the left side of the opposite side wide open, and two aliens ran out carrying a bloody rice guy.

Two hours later, Yamada received the exact news that Benjamin, a soldier of the Earth rice nationality, had slit his throat with a spoon and almost died.

Well, the alien guy has a high level of medical care, and a trachea is not considered a serious injury.

In the evening, Benjamin was sent back, along with the warden.

"You lowly earthlings have heard clearly, from the time you were captured by us, your lives are no longer your own.

I don't care about your life or death.

Even if all the devils on Earth are dead, it is exactly what I wish to end this damn war.

But you are the great marauders, the slaves of Sir Byrd, his property, and to harm yourselves is to destroy his property, which is not permissible. ”

The aliens are not just talking, and the prison warden has also issued new prison regulations that will be subject to the 'ten tortures of predators' depending on the severity of the injury, for example, a group of alien strong men will launch a siege on you.

"Warden, I have something to say!" Yamada suddenly leaned against the window and shouted.

"There's no place for you to talk here." The warden scolded.

"I'm an officer and have the right to make legitimate demands."

Without waiting for the warden to refute it, he quickly said, "The prisoners of war are not in the right mental state, and they all think about suicide - this is not right." As a priest, I have the right to re-establish their faith. ”

Hearing that it was for suicide, the warden, who was devastated by it, became interested, walked to the door of Yamada Prison and asked, "Can you make them stop committing suicide?" ”

"Isn't that what the military officer does?" Yamada said confidently.

The warden touched his chin, thought for a moment, and said, "Write me a report, if it works." I reward you with a deluxe room. ”

"No, it is my duty to serve the people, and I do not seek material comforts."

Yoshimasa Yamada spoke in a loud and loud voice, so that all the inmates in the nearby prison could hear his words.

After half the night, Yamada put his plan into writing and handed it over to the warden early the next morning.

In the afternoon, the warden announced that all prisoners would receive an additional benefit, and that each prison would project a 3D picture of the 'Crucifixion' 24 hours a day, and that from 2 p.m., the prisoners of war would gather to listen to Father Yamada's sermon.

"Brothers, we must be strong and adhere to the concept of 'aliens are all paper tigers, and the earthlings will win'. God is watching us at the gates of heaven, the ancient sage Moses, who, after 40 years of suffering, finally led his people to escape from the slavery of the Egyptians and finally established the kingdom of heaven on earth.

Today, as Christians, we must emulate our ancestors, even if we become alien slaves, even if we do not see hope for decades, we must still have faith, Amen! ”

Looking at Yamada, who was clad in a priest's robe, with a cross on his chest and a Bible in his hand, standing beneath the statue of Jesus, the crowd looked dazed.

"Amaterasu is above, Yamada, have you betrayed your faith?"

Suddenly, there was a terrible wail from the crowd.

Yamada was startled and looked up, but it was Benjamin, who had just committed suicide once yesterday.

"Don't 'Anamesu! Benjamin, as a white Christian in the United States, you have to shout 'even buy karma,' or 'jes.'" Yamada said solemnly.

,'Amaterasu is on top' is what you Mi ghost beasts can shout?

"Amaterasu, there are people who have betrayed their faith in you!" Benjamin just cried vigorously, ignoring Yamada's reprimand.

"Bang bang!"

After a few slaps on Benjamin's head with a Bible, Yamada said angrily, "Fake, what's the matter with you guy?" ”

"He converted."

Benjamin's roommate next to him explained, "The neon man's suicide a few days ago gave him too much stimulation, they were all suicides, why should one go to hell and the other be appreciated by the gods?"

He was unbalanced in his heart, so he baptized himself in the past few days and became a believer in Amaterasu.

In fact, we also feel that as a fighter, we still believe that Miss Hansen is more cost-effective.

I heard that there was an Amaterasu priest coming, and we all happily discussed that we wanted you to be our father! ”

“hat？” Yamada was dumbfounded, should he immediately cut his abdomen, so as not to be relied upon by these ghost beasts of the United States?

But the ribs have been taken away.

Moreover, when these bastards see my seppuku heroism, they are afraid that they will admire our neon Amaterasu even more.

Damn, damn it!

How they once wanted to promote their own culture, such as the birth of Sony Pictures in Hollywood.

If you can export faith to Lao Mi, it is a beautiful hope in a dream.

But now, faith is a tangible benefit!

It's best to hide Amaterasu Okami tightly, it belongs only to our neon people's family.

As if thinking that Yamada didn't understand his words, the black soldier continued, "Benjamin wanted you to help him get an official baptism, but now that he saw that you were converted to God, he cried in despair. ”

"Lieutenant Colonel Yamada, why don't you help us convert to the church first, and then you can change your faith?" Da Hei persuaded in a consultative tone.

The people around him also looked at Yamada expectantly.

"Oh my God, oh, Amaterasu is above, I haven't converted to God, this costume is all for you!"

Yamada is going crazy, how did he become a rebel of Amaterasu?

What a good priest of Amaterasu!

When he was alive, he was not bound by all kinds of dogmas of Catholic priests, he could get married, drink alcohol, have children, make money by selling tickets for atonement, enjoy life, and enjoy the respect of dignitaries.

After he died, he had a Kamakura account guarantee, and if he mixed well, he could even become a god's attendant.

Belief in God?

Yes, both Heaven and St. Peter have been proven to be true, but going to Heaven is too demanding.

Even if you have endured all your life and gone to heaven, what about your family and friends? Can you guarantee that everyone is a saint?

I have never seen anyone descend from heaven, but the heaven of Amaterasu, Takamagahara, can go to the underworld and even bless the descendants who are not successful, for example, the home in Kamakura called Isshiki Masakazu.

I can't live in a big city anymore, I don't have a wife when I'm almost forty, I look shabby, and I can't even join a club and have a chance to change my life against the sky.

As a result, his grandmother turned out to be a devout disciple of Amaterasu, not only the first Holy Spirit to live in Takamagahara, but also because she couldn't stay idle and ran to the soup house to do day jobs, she became a soup house executive and a close attendant of the soup house goddess?!

It's a big deal now, Luthor is a good and unstruggling, so he inexplicably succeeded in counterattacking, married Akiko Shirafumi in her early 20s, and obtained a Kamakura account as a living person.

It's just inspiring.

Well, the inspirational here is not for the 'Hexi boy', but for the grandparents of the Hexi boy.

Undoubtedly, the descendants of Yamada are also qualified to become a modern neon version of Hexi teenager who 'turns over without working hard'.

So he's very excited and angry right now.

But Yamada can't directly say what he thinks, and if he says it, don't those bastards want to convert to Amarasu even more?

"Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, as a devout Amaterasu priest, I can tell you unequivocally that your actions are not in accordance with the Amaterasu Bible."

As a professional priest, flickering is an instinct, and it doesn't take long for Yamada to calm down.

"We believe in Amaterasu, why is it not in accordance with the teachings?" The guys were puzzled.

Yamada's face was solemn, and his eyes were full of sincerity, "Amaterasu is a three-in-one god, that is, Miss Hansen, Neon Amaterasu, and the leader of the earth civilization.

For us neon people, she is Amaterasu, and for you Westerners, she is Miss Hansen of American nationality.

As Miss Hansen, she has always avoided being sacralized and believing. That is, you cannot become a believer in Miss Hansen. ”

I also want to be the overlord when I become Marvel

I also want to be the overlord when I become Marvel