Chapter 173: Goodbye, Master Pighead!
Bodhidharma opened his eyes ecstatically, only to see the Hellfire Monkey King with a painful face, his face was hideous, and he gritted his teeth and wanted to smash the punch, but the punch-sized fist of the sandbag always hovered in front of Bodhidharma's bald head.
"No, no, no—"
Hellfire Sun Wukong looked up to the sky and roared, and the fire on the burning stick in his left hand more than doubled.
"Master Bald Donkey, take advantage of the moment to recite the mantra!"
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"Ahh
"Roar—"
Bodhidharma chanted the incantation, and the heart-rending painful moans of the two Monkey Kings came at the same time.
"Apprentice, you-"
"Leave me alone, keep reading!"
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Bodhidharma bit his teeth, his heart was horizontal, and he muttered loudly.
After reciting the mantra three times, the moans of the two Monkey Kings have become weaker and weaker, and Bodhidharma burst into tears, he opened his eyes and shouted distressedly: "Disciple, I'm sorry!" ”
"Click-"
The burning stick fell from Hellfire Sun Wukong's left hand and fell straight into the abyss below.
"Why?" Hellfire Sun Wukong held his head in his hands, and roared in a painful voice: "Just for a human being? Hahaha – it's ridiculous! ”
After finishing the sentence, the flames on the Hellfire Sun Wukong's body were silenced, and his body fell into the abyss like a broken paper kite.
"In vain!"
Bodhidharma roared, used his milk strength to step out of the air, and his body flashed in the opposite direction and plunged straight into the falling Hellfire Sun Wukong.
"Master, I'm so scared—"
"Don't be afraid, there is a master!"
Bodhidharma held the Hellfire Sun Wukong in his arms with his left hand, and smashed the Ugin fist on the cliff with his right hand.
"Maomao, go and save someone!"
Shi Jinlang is now sour and soft, and has become a waste rabbit, and he can barely be a quiet salted fish rabbit in Ah Li's warm arms, and he naturally can't do the rough work of saving people.
"Hold on, Maomao is here!"
Mao Mao jumped off the cliff, and then dragged Bodhidharma and Hellfire Sun Wukong back up.
"Look at my apprentice!"
Bodhidharma's face was covered in blood, and his arms were covered with blood marks from stones, but he didn't realize that his heart was now all on the Hellfire Monkey King.
"It's okay, mother and son are safe! Ahh ”
"Then is he now Monkey King No. 1 or Monkey King No. 2?" The roaring dog leaned over and said: "If No. 2 is too scary, why don't you take advantage of his unconscious and let the dog master bite him to death, how about everyone eat roast monkey meat?" ”
"Dead dog, get out of the way!" Bodhidharma waved his Ugin fist as if demonstrating: "Believe it or not, the poor monk smashed your dog's head with a fist? Ami Tofu! ”
"That's a problem!" Shi Jinlang looked up at Jiang Ziya and said, "Master, do you think the current Monkey King is the good one or the evil one?" ”
"There is no way to measure good and evil, the key is to look at the teachings of Bodhidharma!" Jiang Ziya stroked the beard on his chin and said to Bodhidharma: "You taught him to be kind, that is the kind Monkey King; If you teach him to be evil, then he is the evil Monkey King! ”
"Don't worry, as long as I wake up, the poor monk will definitely teach him to be kind!"
Bodhidharma is really worried that everyone will beat their apprentices to eat roast monkey meat, anyway, it doesn't cost money to promise this kind of thing, so it's better to promise it first.
"Alright, this is finally over!" Shi Jinlang stretched out in Ah Li's arms and said: "Master Rabbit is tired and wants to rest, so you can go back to your own house and find your own mother!" ”
"Wait a minute!"
Jiang Ziya said loudly: "There is one more thing that has not been solved!" ”
"What?"
Shi Jinlang raised his head and looked at Jiang Ziya with a suspicious expression.
"We also want to kill Wu Zetian, a traitor, and clear the portal for the Ancient Xuanmen Demon Dao!"
Jiang Ziya held the Sun Scepter high and pointed angrily at Wu Zetiandao not far away.
Wu Zetian said with an embarrassed face: "I just look at the excitement, and besides, although I am the empress, I am just a weak woman who has no power to restrain the chicken, is it possible that a group of you big men are going to be embarrassed?" ”
"Your Majesty, don't be afraid, Cheng Biting Jin is here, no one can touch a single hair of Your Majesty!"
Cheng Yanjin held his pants in one hand and stepped forward to escort the road with a plate axe in the other.
"General Cheng, for your help, the old man sold you a favor and allowed you to leave now, you have to think about it carefully!" Jiang Ziya's voice gradually turned colder and said, "The old man's army of millions of demon seeds is not as easy to talk as the old man!" ”
"Master, we've already discussed this matter!" Shi Jinlang got up from Ah Li's arms and said: "Master Rabbit knows that you have a deep enmity with the empress, but can you not kill her today for the sake of Master Rabbit's face?" ”
"Good rabbit, I'll miss you in ten minutes!" Wu Zetian said excitedly: "When you crossed the tribulation, I also specially knelt down to worship God, and it was not in vain that I kowtowed so much. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Ming Shiyin hurriedly said: "Rabbit, Your Majesty really cares about you!" ”
Ming Shiyin was still haunted by the fact that the rabbit made Wu Zetian kowtow, and now it seems that everything is perfect.
"In vain!"
Jiang Ziya looked back at the rabbit and said, "Master wants to know why?" ”
One Cheng biting gold can't change Jiang Ziya's will to kill Wu Zetian, but with the addition of rabbits, Jiang Ziya has to compromise.
"No why!" Shi Jinlang said apologetically: "Master, Master Rabbit can't explain to you, but the empress can't die today, if you want to kill her, let's kill Master Rabbit first!" ”
"Does it have to be like this?" Jiang Ziya said helplessly.
"Anyway, Master Rabbit is now a salted fish rabbit, and he doesn't have any power to resist!" Shi Jinlang looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said: "Master will kill if he wants to kill it!" ”
"Alas—" Jiang Ziya sighed, as if he had aged hundreds of years at that moment.
"I'm sorry, Master!"
"It seems that you won't go back to the Chaoge Ruins with Master?"
"I'm sorry, Master!" Shi Jinlang said in a slightly sad voice: "I want to go to Datang to see!" ”
"Will you come back, then?"
Jiang Ziya's heart was a little sour, and he didn't know what to say at this time.
"Yes, Master Rabbit will definitely go to visit Master!"
"Okay, Master is waiting for you there!"
Jiang Ziya turned his back, and the old tears suddenly came out.
"The Great Demon God King—"
Jiuying stepped forward and wanted to say something, Jiang Ziya raised his hand and said, "Let's go!" ”
Looking at Jiang Ziya's soapy white robe slowly disappearing into the dark night, Shi Jinlang only felt that the wings of his nose were slightly sour, he sighed lightly, and said quietly: "Goodbye, Master!" ”
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