0990: [All we lose is shackles]
With Tracy Maddy and Allen Iverson joining the Lakers Nursing Home, the Lakers instantly jumped to become the oldest team in the league today.
Steve Jackson, Ron Artest, Byron Davis, Alan Iverson, Kobe Bryant, Tracy Maddy, Steve Nash are all Ragnarok, nostalgic stars gathered, and the Sunset Red Singing Group reached its peak again!
This makes watching the Lakers play like a politically correct thing in the minds of longtime fans.
After all, this team is a group of people from 99 to 06. When old fans point out the country, they always say: What is the current star? Holding together at every turn, when we watched it back then, it was called a storm. All of them are heroes, and all of them are heroes.
Now that the group of half-old men were all gathered under Duge's command, they were even more boiling.
After all, this isn't the pinnacle of huddles. This is the re-employment of old colleagues.
Although, the Lakers' schedule after the All-Star break was tough, losing three or four games in a row.
But for the old fans, they are full of confidence. In front of the new fans, they are still arrogant and all kinds of: what is this? You don't know how powerful these old men are, and those experts can listen to them? They used to say that Snoopy couldn't make it to the All-Star?
But the young fans don't think so, the more these old guys point out like this, the more they are bar.
"Can those guys be like Snoopy? Our Lord Duke is a superstar of superstars. Iverson vs. Mavericks was even shaken to the ground by Jason Terry, you actually say he is the king of the NBA's crossover?? ”
"There's Tracy Maddy, who was blocked three times in a row by the Bucks' John Hansen."
"Now the Lakers are relying on Nick Young to support it."
Forehead....
That's true.
When Kobe Bryant was still on 'maternity' leave in Los Angeles, Lord Duke was now a relegated old cadre.
Every game is a fake starter.
Then completely hand over the game to Nick Young and Giannis to dominate. By the way, I also practiced veterans... You say that people are not angry, other teams are rookies, but the Lakers are good, let a group of veterans go to the state recovery competition.
In every game, Iverson and Maddie, who have a base salary of 400,000 yuan, run like grandsons.
They were still full of fat, but now they are visibly turned into muscles.
Bill Simmons even boasted in his column that Lord Duke was simply the best counsellor in the world. Look at the Lakers now, Iverson's dark circles are gone, and Tracy Maddy's fat is gone. They are full of positive spirit in every game, and the whole Lakers team is full of warm positive energy.
Well, Mr. Simmons has completely changed from a dog black to a dog fan.
Nowadays, public opinion is no longer the scene of verbal criticism and writing, and it has long since turned into the posture of 'Long live Snoopy, the duke's dog is invincible'. Even, more and more people say that Dugg has surpassed Jordan back then, even though he has done nothing.
The media's questioning of Snoopy has long since become a denial of his personal ability, and it has been changed to... Can he lead this veteran team to another championship? He's got two championship rings, and he's actually never missed a Finals since he entered the league. But this year it looks a bit mysterious.
With back-to-back All-Star breaks, the Lakers' record has even slipped to seventh in the West. This also makes the volume in the media a little louder, after all, other strong teams are soaring, only the defending champions are sinking, no matter how you say it!!
However, it is interesting.
Far away in Los Angeles, the second hum Ha generals Bass Jr. and Kupchak brought another wave of new performances at this moment.
Kupchak pretended to be extremely sad in front of the media, and his pompous performance made the Thunder, who are second in the West, eager to hack him to death.
"Ahh What to do? Why are we so depraved all of a sudden, when I see such a record ranking, I tremble, my whole body is cold on a hot day, my hands and feet are cold, hell is empty and the devil is in the world, can this season be good, what do we have to do to escape the current predicament, tears flowed down my face....... If we go on like this, we're going to face one of the two best teams in the West. ”
Forehead...
Even fans in Los Angeles felt that the dog was a bit too much for the general manager.
It's not a flattering thing, this is a bad beating.
However, Kupchak is far from reaching the pinnacle of under-beating, and the management of the Purple and Gold Army is still higher than the other, and there are even more strange among the wonderful. Little Buzz quickly ran out and refreshed what is called extreme operation.
"Maybe... It was my fault. If we hadn't made the playoffs this season, I would have shaved my hair, I would have tattooed my face in Chinese, tattooed: remorse and handsomeness! ”
"It's all my fault, it's all my damn charm, my charm, my nowhere to put it."
Forehead...
Even Dugg wanted to punch him twice.
But it can't be helped, and now the Lakers are in this mood. Both the management and the fans. They are very confident in their hearts, even if the team is losing like something now, they still smile happily, and even humbly say: We are at this level. In the playoffs, you should be lightly abused, lose less and win, and not be swept away.
Do you say that people are angry?
One of the biggest pleasures Lakers fans have had lately been encouraging Black Mamba to make a difference off the court.
The veteran who has played for the Lakers for almost 17 seasons has suddenly become a target of attention.
After all, they have already won 6 championship rings.
You have to have a boy, right?
It wouldn't be good if the Duke was still alive in front.
Recent... The news about the wedding of the Duke of the Century is getting more and more shadowy, and the reporter has photographed those former duchess girls going to the bridal shop to buy bridesmaid clothes more than once, which makes the media very confused: but they have to admit that the scandal entanglement in the past few years has indeed wronged Snoopy.
If Snoopy is really a playboy, how can he make all the gossip girlfriends so blessed with his wedding, and he is still rushing to be a bridesmaid. This is so unscientific.
There has never been such a miraculous man in the history of mankind.
So, even in the absence of evidence of the Duke's innocence, he was pardoned.
Nowadays, when people talk about the Duke, they always add a prefix of 'pure'.
To be honest, Snoopy himself was quite embarrassed by this.
However, Alan Iverson clearly doesn't think so.
Iverson has been with the Lakers for 2 months, although the Lakers' record has always been on the verge of the playoffs because of his arrival.
However, Iverson himself was much stronger. This is in stark contrast to the languishing appearance when he first arrived.
To be honest, he thought at first that the Lakers locker room with Brother Wusheng, Little Atai and the bearded captain must be a miasma, all kinds of forbidden topics. It's going to be quite happy.
Now, however, he only drinks milk when he goes to the bar.
Moreover, he is fighting Snoopy almost every day. By the way, I also added the Greek monster and Nick Young.
This accelerated his body's recovery.
Although it will never be possible to return to peak form, at least it is not the previous languishing posture.
"Snoopy is the most decent player I've ever met, and he's made the Lakers' locker room atmosphere fun and positive. I like to stay here, there's no hierarchy, there's no hierarchy, everyone can make fun of him. Even if he is the strongest and richest basketball player in the world. ”
"I would never believe his previous bad scandals."
Iverson continued: "I was struck by how focused he was on love. ”
Forehead....
Shortly after Iverson said this, the Los Angeles media picked up news of the Duke meeting with at least seven Duchess Girls at Beverly Hills.
But now people don't think about anything else. Rather, they are speculating: Is the wedding of the Duke getting closer and closer?
Compared to the Lakers, who are happy to play brother basketball without any record pressure.
Miami Beach's Big Four have embarked on a frantic winning spree as they go on a regular season winning record this season.
After the All-Star break, they've won a staggering 17 straight games and are still on a rampage.
The four superstars' hatred of Lord Duke underpinned their unity, and Dwight Howard, the troublemaker, was submitted by Pat Riley in Miami...... Yes, when God Operator watched the team prosper, he paid again...... Just like in 2006, when he saw the team rushing to the championship, he immediately kicked Stan Van Gundy out of charge. Now Spoelstra has been relegated to assistant coach,
Pat Riley can't wait to break the regular-season winning record while once again lifting the O'Brien Trophy to prove his dignity as an ace godfather.
So far, the Heat have lost just five games.
They are far ahead of all other rivals in terms of prediction rankings and even the odds offered by bookmakers.
After all, they have the Big Four!! Three of them are ranked in the top five of the league's power rankings, the NBA's No. 1 center, No. 1 scoring guard, and No. 1 small forward. The weight of the three firsts is enough to make people shudder.
Especially this year, the Lakers are completely out of business. Let Nick Young play alone all day long, let the Greek monsters do whatever they want, and the group of veterans with base salaries, what have they squandered the team into?
Some media even believe that even if Snoopy is on fire in the playoffs, it will be difficult to lead the team to the Western Conference Finals.
Some radicals have even said that if the Purple and Gold don't get serious anymore, they may not even make the playoffs.
When these arguments are combined.
Some teams that were still afraid of the Lakers have also begun to drift. For example, the Los Angeles Clippers have a group of elite players such as Chris Paul, Turkoglou, Blake Griffin, JJ Redick, Barnes, Jamal Crawford, DeAndre Jordan, etc.
After all, they are now fourth in the West, and the head coach is Doug Rivers, who came from the Celtics.
Is it completely an elite configuration that is headed for the championship?
So, the new owner of the Clippers, Mr. Ballmer from Microsoft, who was in a state of dazed head, took a hard line: "We're going to have to rearrange the Los Angeles team." ”
Fresh from their seven-game winning streak, they are confident that they can take down the fortress of the old world.
They are ambitious, and DeAndre Jordan even claims: all we have to lose is the yoke!
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At that time, little Atai responded.
Then beat the gongs and drums, and the Purple Gold Legion is ready to fight to set things right!
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