Chapter 34: The Pure Land of Bliss
Li Yu used to be a person who walked in the sea of corpses and blood, and he was guilty of murder. Of course, Li Yu knew that they were all joking with Qin Shou, if it weren't for it, Li Yu would have been furious.
"The deity naturally knows that you are joking, otherwise you would have been stabbed a long time ago. You remember, Qin Shou is my brother, and his master is my fairy Chang'e, and you must not harm him. Come on, I'll go talk to the Jade Emperor for a while. β
Since Li Yu was able to recover his body, his temperament has returned to his former appearance, lacking enthusiasm and vitality, but he has an extra domineering!
"Rabbit, let go of the fun, don't be cowardly. The matter of life and death is handed over to me, with me, no one can move our fairy. Well, you're rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so you can toss it casually. β
Before Li Yu left, he didn't forget to tease Qin Shou.
"Ahem...... Brother Yu, there's no such thing as you! We're brothers, aren't you putting me to death? My little arms and legs, which eye do you see the rabbit, I have rough skin and thick meat...... The skin is rough and the meat is thick! β
Qin Shou was very touched by what Li Yu had just done, there were not many people who could protect him like Li Yu.
"It's almost thick enough to sharpen knives, and you don't know it? Okay, you can play with the Eight Immortals, and let them tell you stories when you're bored. β
Li Yu also pinched Qin Shou's fat face.
The flower fairy danced, flowers bloomed out of thin air, the sea of flowers spread out, and thousands of flowers worshipped......
The surrounding immortals applauded one after another, and the gimbal was also full of joy.
The fairies dance, not only with excellent dancing skills, but also with the support of various spells, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the golden lotus is surging from the sky.
"The Hundred Flowers Fairy is really beautiful."
Li Yu had to admit that the fairies in the fairy world were really not ugly, and He Xiangu just now was also a first-class beauty. It's a pity that Li Yu didn't mean to open the harem, otherwise he would have been busy.
Although Chang'e's dance has no special effects, Li Yu has a way! At that time, Li Yu will cooperate with Chang'e, lighting, sound, and various special effects will be flocked to ensure that this group of bigwigs in the fairy world will be forced to see it.
Li Yu crossed the Ten Halls of Yama, the Nine Yao Star Monarchs, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, and several Great Emperors in full view of everyone, and reached the top of the cloud platform on the third layer.
"You're here?"
Li Yu had just fallen, and the Jade Emperor said lightly.
"Huh? Yes, it's good to be the Jade Emperor, even the wine you drink is different from someone else's. β
Li Yu smiled, and he didn't have anything to say. He didn't have anything to do when he came to find the Jade Emperor, but he was just not interested in staying with the Eight Immortals at all.
"If you like, I'll give you some."
The Jade Emperor didn't put out the score of the Lord of Heavenly Court, he chatted like an old friend who hadn't seen him for many years, but he wasn't very enthusiastic.
As soon as he hit him, Chi Li was not very comfortable, his small body was hard, and it was obviously deliberate to not let himself have too many movements.
"Well, do you see that fruit? Bring it to me. β
There are only two tables and chairs on the third floor of the gimbal, the Jade Emperor sits one, the Queen Mother of the West sits one, and Li Yu doesn't want to stand, so he takes out a single sofa and lies down very casually.
Feeling that something was missing, Li Yu waved his hand and took out a small round table made of tempered glass, and took out a bottle of 2015 ChΓ’teau Margaux red wine.
Speaking of deliciousness, red wine is of course not as good as these superb fairy wines made by the god of wine in the fairy world, but in terms of pretending, the red wine of the earth is more upscale.
Pour a glass of wine as red as blood on a transparent glass goblet, gently hold the glass, and shake it slowly.
"Don't be afraid, go ahead, the Jade Emperor is very generous, and he won't skimp on a few fruits."
Li Yu saw that Chi Li was still very restrained, so he patted her head and said.
Chi Li seems to be very afraid of the Jade Emperor, which is a little incredible. But with Li Yu's encouragement, he still mustered up the courage to walk to the table in front of the Jade Emperor and came back with a fruit bowl.
"What? Do you like this little thing? Although she is the queen mother's pet puppy, as long as you agree to a condition, it is not impossible to give it to you. β
The Jade Emperor looked at Li Yu pretending to be unmoved, and gently tapped the armrest of the chair with his fingers.
"Huh? Give it to me? Can you relate to me and her relationship? She calls me Daddy! Do you still need to send me? β
Li Yu said disdainfully. The Jade Emperor is really not simple, as if everything is his gift.
The Jade Emperor was silent, but he couldn't see any of his intentions from his face, Li Yu smiled and invaded the Jade Emperor's consciousness space, and the two fought no less than 10,000 times, but Li Yu didn't get any benefits.
"The Jade Emperor is really the Jade Emperor, hidden deep enough! The deity admires! β
Li Yu picked up the wine glass and saluted from afar.
"Tianzun is indeed Tianzun, I also admire it!"
The Jade Emperor also picked up the jade cup and drank the wine in the cup.
From the very beginning, the Queen Mother of the West did not say a word, nor did she make any extra movements, just staring at Li Yu.
"Let's enjoy the dance!"
Jade Emperor Road.
Li Yu nodded and stopped talking.
After the Hundred Flowers Fairy finished dancing, she bowed to the immortals and then retreated.
Then I heard the announcer say loudly: "I invite the next fairy, Chang'e on the moon, to bring us a dance, "Pure Land of Bliss". β
"It's coming!"
Li Yu suddenly came to his senses, straightened up from the sofa, and looked at the direction of the stage with interest.
As soon as Fairy Chang'e appeared, her unique makeup and clothing detonated the audience. The hugging cheongsam outfit highlights her bumpy figure to the fullest, and her waist-length long hair is tied into two large ponytails, which are flung around in the air as she walks. Crystal high heels set off the white and straight long legs flawlessly, and the sparkle effect brought by flesh-colored stockings is eye-catching.
"This ...... This is...... Burst! The poor road can't hold it! β
A scattered immortal with immortal wind bones couldn't control the power of the desolation in his body, he only felt that his nose was itching unbearably, and a large handful of nosebleeds spurted out, adding a trace of youth to the air.
"Wow! Lao Dao lived for millions of years, and he lived to dogs, and he really lived in vain...... Lived in vain! β
"Amitabha, the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, is below...... I can't stand the birds anymore, poof......"
"This ...... I don't know how to be ashamed, how can Chang'e be so Meng Lang this month, this is a Zhongyuan event, how can she dress like this? β
There are also rotten people who are angry and bloody because they are too resistant to this visual impact, and finally they are almost shocked by their own anger.
Chang'e stood in the middle of the stage, stretched out her right hand like white jade, and threw a palm-sized ball.
This is what Li Yu handed over to Chang'e, but it's actually just a bouncing ball, which jumps around with inertia after hitting the stage.
There is a space mark made by Li Yu in this ball, which is convenient for Li Yu to teleport some equipment.
"Bang! Bang, bang, bang, bang! β
A large number of strange items made of metal appeared on the stage, which was a good treasure that no one in the fairy world had ever seen. Huge searchlights, spotlights that can change color, fog machines that spray smoke, bubble machines that spray bubbles, and Li Yu's special super multi-frequency self-controlled speakers.
The music Li Yu has already been prepared, and he only needs a code from Chang'e to start playing.
As the music plays, the passionate beat of the music hits everyone's heart.
"Holy! Sure enough, it is the Pure Land of Bliss, and Brother Yu'er has done a good job of this pomp...... Zhente Niubi. Did you know howling dogs? With this pair of awesome equipment, it can hold an international luxury, no, this has to be a luxury version of the concert. Look at the all-round expansion speaker, such a big and cool sound, I have never seen it in my life. β
Qin Shou couldn't help but explain the equipment on the stage to the Roaring Sky Dog and the Eight Immortals, and they were stunned when they heard it. I don't understand it at all, okay?
Chang'e's dance can be called bold and avant-garde, in the social class of the feudal Heavenly Court, such revealing clothes are enough to attract people's attention, coupled with Gera's dance, and passionate music, everyone, regardless of gender, old and young, the blood in their chests is boiling.