Chapter 51: Postmodern Art

The welcome party was held in the school's "indoor gymnasium", and on the way to the gymnasium, Gu Pingsheng sent a message to Huzi and asked him to "pick up" at the door.

At the entrance of the stadium, Huzi, who had an "inexplicable" smile on his face, enthusiastically led the group to the "most conspicuous" position in the front row of the stadium.

The gymnasium has a large space and can accommodate 3,000 people at the same time; After a few people sat down, Huzi greeted him lightly, and then said, "There are still things to deal with" and left.

Coming to the welcome party with the people of 312 was first proposed by Huzi.

Gu Pingsheng glanced at the four "immortals" sitting side by side beside him, and then looked at the back of Huzi leaving in a dashing manner, he now suspected that all this was a conspiracy of the "black-bellied" Huzi.

On Gu Pingsheng's left-hand side, there is a classmate like a "Parkinson's patient", who is constantly shaking his hair and thinks he is very handsome; On the right hand side is the third child who looks harmless to humans and animals, but looks like dementia; Next to the third child are even more eye-catching, like peacocks opening the screen, with four goblins blooming with hairstyles.

The hairstyles of several people in the 312 dormitory are extremely eye-catching, and strange eyes are often swept in the huge gymnasium; The "weird" eyes that occasionally swept in made Gu Pingsheng, who was sitting precariously, feel a chill on his back.

Gu Pingsheng is short-sighted, but his ears are very sharp; Although the people behind kept the chatting voices very low, Gu Pingsheng could still hear their whispers.

"These people's hair is so eye-catching, can you make them sit shorter? It's out of my view. ”

"How dare I, these second-rate people, it's not easy to mess with at first glance, if you find it inconvenient, let's change seats."

"Where did the demons come from? Are they engaged in a 'Renaissance'? ”

"! Look at the people in front of you, their hairstyles are so awesome! ”

……

Listening to these faint whispers, Gu Pingsheng said helplessly in his heart: "This should be a good time for leveling, why should I come here......"

After only sitting for a few minutes, Gu Pingsheng understood what it meant to sit on pins and needles.

The program of the welcome party has begun, and the students on the stage, wearing all kinds of shorts, are performing singing and dancing programs; Ke'er and the third child didn't seem to notice the gaze of others, and were staring intently at the sexy and angry school girl on the stage.

The classmate named "Su Ming" in the 312 dormitory glanced at Gu Pingsheng contemptuously, opened his lips lightly, and said to the third child next to him: "San'er, you and Ke'er's dress is okay, but you are a brother in your life, so you don't know much about fashion." ”

Vogue?

Gu Pingsheng looked his outfit up and down, looked at Su Ming again, and said in his heart: "Although I am wearing a high-imitation Adidas T-shirt, my image should be better than you......"

Another classmate named "Meng Hao" in the 312 dormitory, he agreed with Su Ming's remarks, "Brother Ming is right, it's time for the brothers to exercise their 'fashion concepts', now in school, no one cares about dressing up, but in the future, in society, if you don't have good clothes, you will be embarrassed." ”

Although the words of the two brothers were "not listening", they were also kind after all, and Gu Pingsheng could only helplessly reply: "What the two brothers taught me is that I will pay attention to it in the future." ”

At this time, Meng Hao turned around and stood up violently, he pointed at those who were peeping and talking about them, and shouted arrogantly: "Brother, look! The eyes of the audience were attracted to us! ”

The voice of the buddy frightened Gu Pingsheng from the stool, and he said in a panic: "Mom, brother, what are you howling." ”

"We are the brightest stars in the gym!" Wang Lin said in high spirits.

The third child and Ke'er hurriedly helped up Gu Pingsheng, who was sitting on the ground, "Second brother, what's wrong with you?" You okay? ”

Gu Pingsheng touched the sweat oozing from his forehead, raised the worn arm of his right hand, and said, "Oops! I've got my arms broken, and I'm going to have to buy some band-aids, so I'll get out of the way. ”

Bai Chun said: "Don't use Band-Aids, waste money; When I was a kid, I broke the skin, so I grabbed a handful of ashes on the ground and sprinkled it on the wound, why don't you try it? ”

Gu Pingsheng just wanted to leave this place of right and wrong, and refused: "No, I think it's better to use a band-aid." ”

Su Ming listened to Gu Pingsheng's words and said, "A manly man, and he is not a girl, what is this little injury?" You spit a little saliva, touch the wound, and it will be fine in no time, what kind of band-aid to buy! ”

Su Ming's words have elevated this matter to a personality problem, if you go to buy a band-aid, you are a sissy, and if you don't go, you are a real man; Gu Pingsheng secretly scolded "", and said: "Since that's the case, I'd better be a real man......"

After Gu Pingsheng said this, he quickly regretted it, not to talk about those messy things, the program of this welcome party is also very spicy, in addition to singing and dancing, it is still singing and dancing, there is no educational program.

Enduring the heat wave in early September, enduring the eyes of others, and enduring the spicy show, Gu Pingsheng finally waited for the end of the welcome party.

It's not just physical torture, it's visual, sensory, mental, and other aspects of torture.

Listening to the closing speech of the hostess on the stage, Gu Pingsheng burst into tears.

Oh my God, the nightmare is finally over......

"Oops!" Gu Pingsheng said: "It's already 10 o'clock, it's a little late, I'll go back to the bedroom to sleep first." ”

"Don't! Why are you in a hurry to sleep? Wang Lin said to Gu Pingsheng: "Let's go to our dormitory to play for a while, a few brothers in our dormitory, dance 'social shake' to show you, I guarantee to open your eyes." ”

Gu Pingsheng deliberately yawned, and said in a wry manner: "I'm sleepy, I really can't bear it, I watched a night of singing and dancing today, so I won't go, next time!" I will definitely go next time! ”

Su Ming said to Gu Pingsheng: "A few of our brothers, the good heartbeat society will shake you, if you don't go, is this giving us face?" ”

I don't want to watch society shake ......

Although this is Gu Pingsheng's true thoughts, he is embarrassed to say it......

Gu Pingsheng wanted to cry and said without tears: "I really want to see you dance the social shake, but I am so sleepy that I am going to die; Brothers, next time it won't work, this opportunity is so much, it's not bad this time. ”

"If you don't go, you don't give us face!" Su Ming said: "Ask you again, whether you are going or not!" ”

When it came to this, Gu Pingsheng could only say, "Okay, I'll go, I'll ......"

came to the 312 dormitory, the "dormitory boss" Wang Lin first sang a hometown song for Gu Pingsheng, and then the four people in the 312 dormitory worked together to perform the "Phoenix Dance Nine Days" version of the social shake, and the famous dance "Laser Rain" of "Brother Yaoshui", the dance of the four people was full of "postmodern art style" that Gu Pingsheng could not understand.

Several people tossed until twelve o'clock before they were willing to let Gu Pingsheng go.

Back in the dormitory, Gu Pingsheng, who was originally in high spirits, had no intention of leveling, so he returned to the dormitory and fell asleep.