Chapter 389: I'm tired if I don't agree with each other!

The so-called middle-level cadres are models of being reprimanded by leaders at the top and chewed by their subordinates.

If you look at it according to this theory, Yi Cheng's current situation is at least not bad - the leader of Shangfeng not only does not reprimand him, but he is also kind and pleasant every time, and his subordinates and colleagues also get along very well.

It's just that now, Yi Cheng can't be happy no matter what.

Although the above handed him such a difficult job, it can actually be regarded as his trust and promotion - this kind of thing of showing his face in front of the saviors and superheroes of the world and even the whole universe may be rushed by others if it is changed, but for Yi Cheng, this is obviously not a beautiful difference.

The reason is simple - he is a man.

Well, maybe in other positions, this is actually not a reason, and even the vast majority of employers will deliberately put forward the mean requirement of "only hiring men" in order to avoid things such as maternity leave and aunts of female employees, but the same situation is probably a different matter in the current extraordinary ability world.

And among all the troubles, the most straightforward point is......

"Hey, you, yes, don't look around, it's you, the soft man."

Carrying a broadsword on his shoulder, he talked and laughed with the Red Mentor and walked out of the office from the alien swordmaster, the great chief of the Warhammer clan...... The brown-skinned girl with a very tongue-twisting name suddenly shouted at Yi Cheng, who was eating instant noodles, when she passed by the door of the office.

"What's wrong? Oh...... Are you hungry too? Not...... I still have good herring and canned ham, would you like to have some too? ”

"Hmph, the warriors of our tribe disdain to eat this unsavage junk meat - only the most natural prey killed by the sword after a fierce battle is qualified to be our food!"

“…… Okay, then why are you calling me over? ”

Yi Cheng, who came to the door with a noodle cup, didn't forget to take a bite of noodles when he asked.

"Well, your chief said just now that you are the strongest male in the human tribe, and in that case, you will sleep with me tonight!"

"Poof!"

Someone performed a nostril spray stunt on the spot.

Well, although I had guessed that there might be such a request early on, however, the style of this big chief is really the same as that of the eldest lady named Long Tsundere who is probably somewhere on the earth at the moment - Yi Cheng thinks that if Long Tsundere also comes to this symposium, maybe these two will have a common language in the matter of "grabbing good genes"?

As for now......

"I'm sorry, but we humans do that kind of thing to cultivate feelings beforehand."

Yi Cheng, who felt that his answer was very decent and reasonable, immediately suffered a critical hit of 10,000 damage.

"But, you wanted to sleep with us when you first saw me and my mother yesterday?"

“……”

When did this little prodigal hoof come to the office!

Watching the horned cloven-hoofed little Lori named Carona poke her head out from behind the Red Mentor, Yi Cheng only felt that 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.

And, no doubt, his distinction drew the wrath of His Excellency the Great Chief.

"How dare you refuse a great chief? With such lame reasons?! ”

Boom!

Although it looks like the workmanship is rough, in fact, the big knife that can kill people just by the weight whistles and is pointed directly at the tip of Yi Cheng's nose.

"Blood, or glory! Take your pick! Man! ”

"Oops, oops, ......"

The red mentor on the side only then slowly ran out to play the round, and as soon as she opened her mouth, the first sentence made Yi Cheng want to strangle her on the spot.

"You're really the protagonist, since it's a guest's request, why don't you agree to it?"

It's as if it's a male superhero who wants you to accompany you, and you'll do it!

"Huh? This time, there were no men among the guests

Sexual ......"

It's as if you're telepathic!

"But as far as I know, the Mountain Star can have children even if they are male and male......"

It's like ...... What the hell!

Yi Cheng, who couldn't think just by making up his brain, completely lost the ability to slander in a short period of time, and taking advantage of this opportunity, Mentor Red also explained to the angry Great Chief Mei Luli Luli with a smile.

"Actually, this is an interesting tradition on our planet - when men and women meet for the first time, even if they have a good feeling for each other, they will deliberately make a cold attitude of alienation and rejection, at this time, on the other hand, they must try to win each other's favor and mating opportunities as much as possible, because only in this way can they get excellent genetic ......"

"It's the same as the male chocobo on the grassland that shows off their bright feathers."

The Great Chieftain Mei Luli nodded as if she didn't understand.

"That's right, the more genetically outstanding the existence, the more intense the attribute of rubbing tired will be—ah, yes, 'rubbing tiredness' is what our scientists call this peculiar tradition."

"I see...... What a peculiar custom. ”

It can be said that the big chief has been appeased, but it is clear that Karona, the little prodigal on the other side, is not very happy with this result.

"No wonder Mom says that people who believe in the Light are born stupid!"

"Huh?"

Probably didn't care about Carona's existence before, and it wasn't until this moment that the brown-skinned girl saw this little guy.

When he looked down and noticed her hooves, the Great Chief's face changed dramatically.

"Stupid demons! How dare you appear in front of me! ”

"What...... This little prodigal hoof...... Oh, this one is actually just like you......"

"Look at the move! Slaughter the cow and chop it! ”

Don't go under the knife without saying a word! Let's talk about slaughtering cattle or something...... Are you related to Xuanyuan Cuihua?

If such a reaction was unexpected enough, then next, when the shoddy broadsword suddenly bloomed with divine brilliance, Yi Cheng's eyes fell to the ground.

"it...... If I'm not mistaken, it's the legendary Light, right? ”

"Well, that's right, it's the Holy Light!"

I don't know when the dragoons who rode above Yi Cheng's head gave the answer with certainty.

"Hey! Don't eat melon seeds on my head! ”

"Huh? Do you want to eat it too, protagonist? Give! ”

“…… That's pretty much it. ”

Yi Cheng, who had taken over the parking fee, was just about to watch the battle logically, when he suddenly remembered that this seemed wrong......

"Wait a minute, now is not the time to watch a show!"

"It's okay."

Quietly came to the nearby crystal, and actually held a handful of melon seeds in his hand.

"With the director here, I can't fight."

"What are you kidding, Red Mentor that woman ......"

Before Yi Cheng's words were finished, when he saw that the big knife of the Great Chief Mei Luli Luli had slashed towards the little Karona who was hiding behind the Red Mentor, the director of the Savior Management Office, who had always been lazy, finally shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

"Great Chief, if you have something to say, why bother with knives and guns......

"Bang!"

With a loud bang, a hole in the wall of the corridor of the Savior's management office appeared in the shape of a person.

And the Great Chieftain Meruri Luli ...... In the blink of an eye, there was no trace.