91 The consequences of misgrading

These two "uncles" have crisp voices. The few Taoists who had been staring at it burst out laughing.

Everyone saw this smile.

The little Taoist priest and the female Taoist priest blushed on their faces, and they didn't have time to think about it, but now they looked at each other at the same time, saluted at the same time, and shouted at the same time: "Uncle Shi! ”

After this sound, the two of them were stunned, you looked at me, I looked at you, and they all said the same sentence in their eyes: "I'll go, you're wrong!" ”

In the backyard of the inn, there was a burst of laughter!

Shou Zhenzi didn't smile, he frowned, and asked, "Tianyizi, how do you count the characters of the Shenxiao faction?" ”

This is simple, the little Taoist priest read aloud: "The morality is high, and the truth is too clear." ”

As soon as he finished reading it, he found that everyone was looking at him strangely. The little Taoist priest only felt dizzy, and secretly complained in his heart: "Won't it?" ”

The female Taoist priest was kind-hearted and reminded in a low voice: "It's 'really always keeping too clear', not 'always true'." You're mistaken, you're miserable now. ”

Miserable! It's miserable!

The little Taoist priest was furious in his heart: "Okay, you Tianxuanzi, I said, I remember that it was 'Zhenchang Shou Taiqing', but you didn't say that it was 'Chang Zhen Shou Taiqing'." I was originally your uncle, but it turned out that you are my uncle. That's all, this time, I was really killed by you. ”

"Hey, I am very senior in Taoism, and I have memorized this word wrongly, so I must not be laughed to death."

"Hey, it's strange, why don't they laugh, they still keep their heads down one by one, staring at their toes, why are they so serious?"

The little Taoist priest looked around suspiciously, only to find that the situation was very bad.

Tie Qing's face was bruised, and the little Taoist priest didn't believe it before. How could this man's face, whether it be yellow, white, or black, blue? But this time, he believed.

Because Shou Mako's face is blue at this time.

His face was blue, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he stared at the little Taoist priest deadly. His left hand became a claw, his right hand became a palm, and the green tendons on his hand burst out, and it seemed that he would cross the distance of several zhang in an instant, fork the little Taoist's neck with one hand, and split him into pieces with one palm!

The little Taoist priest was afraid.

His master is a lazy man, and he has always looked unserious. Even if you're angry, you just the guy and hit it, and you don't bother to make an angry expression on your face. So now when he sees Shou Zhenzi's face that wants to choose someone and devour, he shuddered from the bottom of his heart.

Fortunately, after Shou Zhenren spit out a few breaths, he barely controlled himself, and he said in a cold voice: "Tianyizi, you should be glad that you didn't throw yourself under my door." Otherwise, I will have to take the ring ruler myself, knock out your mouthful of teeth, and kick you out of the mountain gate with one kick. Now, give it to me, get out! ”

The word "roll" was spit out angrily, and the birds within a radius of one mile were all flying towards the sky with a "bang".

The little Taoist priest was naturally amnesty, and rolled in ashes.

Out of the courtyard gate, the little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, but then he was worried again: Hey, this time I provoked Shou Zhenzi's thunder anger, he will definitely not take me to the extreme yin land again. Tomorrow they will set off, and it is too late to try their luck at the government office now. How good is that?

I only hated Xuanzi that day, and he was so ugly that he was so ugly. Hmph, this account, next time I see him, I have to calculate it carefully.

After thinking about it, the little Taoist priest could only comfort himself: This extremely yin land is about Rou'er, and it is inevitable to go. Anyway, I don't want to be famous or profiteous, it's really not good, it's a big deal that one person counts as a way. Why can't I get there, and they still drive me away!

On the second day, the little Taoist priest leaned against the door of the inn, pitifully watching the people who came in and out. That look is clearly a resentful woman who is looking forward to her husband's return home.

But even if he looked through the autumn water, no one paid attention to him. Even the female Taoist priest bowed her head and left after hesitating for a while.

Shou Zhenzi and the others were ready and officially set off, and the little Taoist priest sighed: It's really so ruthless, don't bring me, a poor person!

But at this moment, Shou Zhenzi glared at him who was leaning against the door, and said angrily: "Why are you still standing there, you can't come yet." ”

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed and followed with a fart.

The group went to Sanniu Village.

The little Taoist priest naturally walked with the female Taoist priest. Since he went down the mountain, for the first time, he met a person younger than himself, this person is still a little female Taoist, or a very cute little female Taoist, he is really happy in his heart. Along the way, I talked to the female Taoist priest non-stop.

The female Taoist priest was originally shy, but she couldn't help the little Taoist's tongue and lotus flower. Listening to the little Taoist priest talk about the various experiences after going down the mountain, she found it very interesting. So unconsciously, the two of them talked and laughed, and said that one was happy.

As a result, a group of young male Taoist priests looked at the eyes of the little Taoist priest and clearly brought thorns. The little Taoist priest who was helplessly happy didn't realize that even if someone deliberately interrupted and cut off the topic, he would wait next to him with great interest, and then pick it up again.

In this way, before he arrived in Sanniu Village, the little Taoist priest became the public enemy of all men.

At dusk, the group arrived at Sanniu Village.

When he was at least a mile away from the entrance of the village, he saw a man from outside and greeted him from a distance.

The man had a round face and a round body, dressed very festively, and smiled before saying a word, and smiled like a big round flower.

He rushed up to greet him, first saluted, and then greeted warmly: "Immortal elders, hard work from afar, hard work from afar." No, his surname is Li, and he is the Li Zheng of Sanniu Village. All the immortals come to our village, it is really true, Peng Shen is shining, Peng Wan is shining! ”

Shou Zhenzi said: "There is Lao Li Lizheng. ”

Li Lizheng smiled like Maitreya Buddha: "Where and where, what should be should be." All the immortal elders are really hard, and they have come all the way to get rid of the evil ghosts and clean the village. You are truly our great benefactors! ”

"Benefactors, come, please, the food is all heated, the beds are made, keep you comfortable, please!"

After inviting the group into the village, Li Lizheng led the few remaining villagers and kept busy. It was really thoughtful, attentive and meticulously cared for. Seeing that the little Taoist priest couldn't help it, he wanted to reward him with a big ingot of silver.

Early the next morning, after breakfast, Li Li was gathering all the Taoist priests together. Opening a sketch, Li Lizheng said: "The mountain behind our Sanniu Village is very large and deep. How big and deep it is, no one can really say how big and deep. At the request of Daoye, he drew a sketch overnight. The terrain in the mountains is already complicated, and the level of talent is very poor, and the picture is really messy. If you really follow the picture, there is a chance that you will get lost. But this map also has a benefit, the general terrain is still drawn. Look, everybody."

He pointed to the sketch and said, "It's not much of a road ahead, just keep walking." Go here, look here, there are three forks here before and after. What I mean is that Dao Ye and Buddha plus those few mages have to get together and find them one by one, and it's a big deal to spend a few more days. But the Buddhas insisted that they walked on their own left and did not want to walk with others. This is not good for talking. Why don't you go and discuss with the Buddhas, safety first. ”

Shou Zhenzi snorted coldly: "What are you discussing?" They go to the left, then we will go to the middle, and the narrowest road will be handed over to the few gods and goddesses. ”

Li Li answered "yes", handed the sketch to Shou Mako, bent over, and led the way first.

When he came out of the house, there was a big man, dressed in ragged clothes and trousers, and he was born tall and strong. just looked sluggish, and followed Li Lizheng stupidly, not leaving an inch.

Li Lizheng smiled and said: "This is a fool in the village, he is not sensible, so he makes Dao Ye laugh." ”

As he spoke, he shouted, "Silly, go, stay aside, don't get in the way of the distinguished guests." ”

The fool had just driven away, and had not gone far, and when he came to the edge of the woods in the south of the village, a man suddenly came out of the grass, and his whole body was dirty, and his face was pitch black and he couldn't see his facial features clearly, and his hair was as messy as a bird's nest. After coming out, he didn't speak, just looked at the female Taoist priest giggling, and drooled vigorously in her mouth.

The female Taoist priest was caught off guard, screamed, and plunged into the arms of the little Taoist priest beside her.

The little Taoist priest was full of warm fragrant nephrite in his arms, and before he had time to experience it carefully, the female Taoist priest let out another scream and fled from his embrace at a faster speed, making him sigh sadly: It seems that there is no material for the evil woman.

Seeing that he had frightened the distinguished guest, Li Lizheng couldn't hold back his face, and rushed up to beat and kick the madman away.

The group came to the south woods, and the two groups of people and horses were waiting. The three parties met successfully, and the friendly atmosphere was nothing.

Since ancient times, Buddhism and Taoism have been constantly competing with each other. This monk met a Taoist priest, so naturally it was not friendly. Just after saying hello lightly, Shou Zhenzi took the lead and led the Taoist priests to go first. The Great Wisdom Zen Master shouted the Buddha and followed closely with the monks.

After walking a short distance, there was a commotion on the side of the road, and a person jumped out, but it was the madman. The madman pointed to the east and cried out, "Empty grave, there are ghosts." No one, there are ghosts. Ghost. ”

The little Taoist priest looked in the direction he pointed, and there was clearly no road there, only weeds and trees.

Everyone knew that this was a madman, ignored him, and fished through him. When they were far away, they heard the voice of a madman: "Empty grave, there are ghosts, ghosts." ”

A group of more than 20 people, walking all the way and watching all the way. But after walking for a long time, I saw that the wind and the sun were beautiful, the sun was shining, and the grass and trees were lush, how could there be any abnormality?

At noon, the group rested at the fork in the road, and after using up the dry food, they naturally diverged their ways.

Shou Zhenzi led eleven Taoist priests to walk the middle road, and the road was easy to find at first, but as he walked, he could only take out sketches. But the picture was very messy, and I walked around for a long time, but I didn't go far. By the time I felt like I could walk a little longer, there was no way out of the sketch.

There is no way, Shouzhen can only announce and go home.

The group searched for so long, but found nothing, and couldn't help but feel depressed. But the bigger problem arises.

The sky in the mountains was overcast, and it seemed to be so dark all along. But not long after, on this day, it was dark all of a sudden. The group was not prepared at all, and did not dare to walk the mountain road in this dark night, so they could only choose to spend the night in the wilderness.

I don't know where the land of extreme yin is, so I spend the night here? In the heart of the little Taoist, he suddenly had a very ominous premonition!