Chapter 152: Just This Feels!
"Rebellion?" Jiang Liang sneered and said: "Jiang Ziya, as the Great Demon God King of the Demon Seed Clan, you openly fought against your siblings for a rabbit, we are not rebelling, and you are a naked betrayal!" ”
"Kill the rabbit!"
"Kill the rabbit!"
"Kill the rabbit!"
The demons waved their weapons and howled loudly.
"Jiang Ziya, I now announce on behalf of the Demon Race that I will depose you as the Great Demon God King, for the sake of your compatriots, get out of the way, spare you from dying!"
Jiang Ziya said with black lines on his head: "In broad daylight, you can depose this king with a few clowns?" Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? ”
"Wang Fa? Law? Jiang Liang snorted coldly: "Jiang Ziya, your era is over!" ”
"Second brother, third brother, fourth brother, as the three protectors of the demon seed, do you just let Jiang Liang ride on your neck and?"
Jiang Ziya's gaze fell on Tao Tao, Qi Qi and Han Qi.
"I don't have an opinion on this matter!" Qi Qi shook his head and said.
"Second brother, what do you think?" Han Qi looked at the gluttony.
Gluttony glared at Han Qi and said, "Why do you ask me what I think, I'm looking at it on my stomach!" ”
"Good, good!" Jiang Ziya pointed at Tao Tao, Qi Qi and Han Qi in turn: "The old man can see it, you are the grass on the wall, whoever has a hard fist will follow whom, right?" ”
"Big brother, don't be angry!" Qi Qi looked at Jiang Ziya and said, "As long as you can draw a clear line with the rabbit and then hack it to death with one sword, I myself am still very willing to accept you to continue to be the Great Demon God King of the Demon Seed Clan!" ”
"Let's not say that the rabbit is the old man's apprentice, even if it is not, it is also a sibling of our demon clan!" Jiang Ziya sneered and said, "You want the old man to kill it, hehe-that's impossible!" ”
"That's not to talk about!" Jiang Liang shook the dung fork and said: "Kill me!" ”
"Whoa-la-"
Jiang Liang gave an order, and the twelve gods of war of the demon seed rushed up.
"Old Jiang, you resist first, the old man will go and ask for help, go and go back!"
Guiguzi said, making a hole in place and leaving quickly.
"This green-haired hedgehog is a coward!" Mao Mao picked up the crutch that Guiguzi fell on the ground and said: "Jiang Ziya, although you are not a good thing, but I will stand up to you in this matter, because you are very righteous!" ”
Jiang Ziya frowned, glanced back at Mao Mao and said, "Why does the old man feel that you don't like to praise me when you say this?" ”
"If you want to move our family Bao'er, first ask Ah Li if the umbrella in his hand will agree!"
Ah Li took out nine twists and fingers, glaring angrily at the demon war gods.
"Although the old lady doesn't like rabbits, but-" The mother crocodile crawled up and said, "Count me as an old lady!" ”
"A school of stinky fish and rotten shrimp!" Jiang Liang sneered, rushed forward and said, "Kill them all, don't leave any of them!" ”
"It's the same root, why be in a hurry to fry each other!" Wu Zetian, who was standing on the side watching the play, raised his forehead and sighed: "But I like it!" ”
"Shut up, you dead old bitch, it's your turn later!" A demon seed mandrill put the machete on Wu Zetian's neck and said angrily.
"Little cutie, although I am an empress, I am also a graceful and beautiful woman, can't you have a little pity for the beauty?" Wu Zetian smiled enchantingly, and threw a wink at the demon seed mandrill on the side.
"Ahh The demon seed mandrill snorted and said: "Besides, Lao Tzu's dream lover is our Xiaofang, you are compared to Xiaofang, ugly!" ”
"Who is Xiao Fang?"
"There is a mandrill named Xiaofang in the mountains, who is good-looking and kind, with a sexy big mouth and thick and long thighs!"
Wu Zetian said with black lines on his head: "Stop, stop singing, I understand!"
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In the wall of electric light, Shi Jinlang scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, he could clearly hear the sound of fighting outside, but now he was too busy to deal with the thunder, where could he spare his hands to help Jiang Ziya and Ah Li?
"Boom—"
"Boom—"
"Boom—"
Three thunderbolts went straight down, Shi Jinlang wailed, and sat on the ground with a butt, this feeling is really sour, to paraphrase an advertising slogan, that is, the heart is cold, the heart is flying!
"Boom—"
"Boom—"
"Boom—"
Shi Jinlang felt that the blood in his body began to coagulate, and even half of his body was a little numb, at this moment, Shi Jinlang just wanted to sing a song "I want to escape, but I can't escape"!
Pretending to be forced to be struck by thunder, this is really true, Shi Jinlang feels that the forced force he has pretended to be in the past eighteen years has been retributed to this day.
"Master Lang's live broadcast picture quality is really getting worse and worse, Lao Tzu is in ultra-clear mode, how do you look at this special snowflake!"
"Okay, don't force it, it's better to bring some snowflakes than a black screen!"
"Bring snowflakes with snowflakes, this special lightning and thunder noise is too loud!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is something I need to ask you for advice urgently!"
The signal of the live broadcast was blocked by the wall of electric light, although the picture was very blurry, but the sound was still very clear, Shi Jinlang was bored, and it was boring to sit and be split, he thought it would be more practical to chat.
"Hold the grass - Master Lang finally squeaked!"
"Tell me what?"
"Uh-" Shi Jinlang held his forehead and pondered for a moment: "I'm being struck by lightning now, panicked, what should I do if I ask for help online?" ”
"This is easy to do, let's be twice as cool as the scene!"
"The sky is so bright, the earth is so wide, the love is so rippling, the heart is so waved, the song is so melodious, the song is so crazy, everything is happy, I am cool today!"
"That's it, it's cool, it's cool! This feel is more cool, feel feel is more cool! Cool cool cool! ”
"Woo-oh, Woo-oh-"
"Woo-oh, Woo-oh-"
"Stop!" Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Can you rely on the shop and take the dim sum, Lao Tzu is really being struck by lightning now, and he is in a hurry!" ”
"Life is like **, if you can't resist, why doesn't Master Lang try to accept it?"
"Accept your sister, the key is not **!"
"Then stand up bravely and let the storm come harder!"
"Fierce your sister, Lao Tzu is not joking, if you don't want to find a reliable way, Lao Tzu will be scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!"
Shi Jinlang's voice began to tremble, and everyone knew that he was not joking.
"If I say now, a whole plate of peanuts, make half a catty of two pots, isn't it a bit inappropriate?"
"Stop, Master Lang seems to be in real danger!"
"What can I do if I am struck by lightning, run!"
"If you can run, Master Lang will definitely not ask for help on the live broadcast!"
"I wonder if Master Lang has heard of the working principle of lightning rods?"
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