Yang Jian was watching TV at a 45° angle, and the feeling of being filled with foreign objects in his mind came back to him.

"Who is it?"

Yang Jian snorted violently, and the heavenly eye on his forehead opened suddenly.

"Hum—"

A golden light burst out from Yang Jiantian's eyes, and where the golden light swept through, the outline of a rabbit with a silver light appeared in front of him.

"Rabbit?" Yang Jian screamed.

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Shi Jinlang only felt that his body shivered like an electric shock, and then the door of the black hole like a solar flare suddenly closed, and Shi Jinlang's "little tadpole" was turned away.

"Hum—"

A golden light lit up in the darkness, and under the illumination of that golden light, Shi Jinlang saw a man with three eyes glaring angrily ahead, and next to the three-eyed man lay a big black wolf dog.

"Rabbit?" The three-eyed man screamed.

"Can you see me?"

Shi Jinlang's surprise was not much less than that of the three-eyed man, after all, he was only a transmission form of radio waves now, strictly speaking, this form was just a string of virtual radio wave signals, and there was no entity.

The three-eyed man could recognize Shi Jinlang as a rabbit at a glance from this form, and this kind of eyesight had to surprise Shi Jinlang.

"How can a mere eye-blocking demon method escape the Heavenly Eye of my Root Eye, Yang Jian?" Yang Jian shouted violently: "Demon rabbit, let's die now!" ”

"Wait a minute!" Shi Jinlang stretched out a paw and pointed at Yang Jian and said, "Are you Yang Jian?" ”

"That's right!" Yang Jian snorted coldly.

"Then it's a whistling dog, huh?" Shi Jinlang pointed to the big wolf dog beside Yang Jian and asked.

"That's right!" Yang Jian chirped: "Why is the rabbit asking so clearly? ”

"What breed is this dog of yours?"

"What?" Yang Jian didn't hear clearly, and subconsciously asked.

"Master Rabbit asks you what breed this dog is?" Shi Jinlang repeated loudly.

"It's just a stray dog that I picked up, how do I know what breed it is?" Yang Jian was full of black lines.

"Master Rabbit thinks this is a teddy, a teddy in the air every day!" Shi Jinlang teased in a playful tone.

"Dead dog, do you hear that?" Yang Jian flew up and kicked on the ass of the Howling Sky Dog and said, "Lao Tzu is not the only one who thinks you are a teddy!" ”

"Master, it's this rabbit who stole your three-pointed two-edged gun!" The Howling Dog yelled at the rabbit that was revealing its form in the golden light.

"Nonsense!" Yang Jian glared at the Roaring Sky Dog and said, "Your dead dog's ass doesn't hurt anymore, right?" Lao Tzu's three-pointed two-edged gun has—"

"Oh, are you talking about this three-pointed gun?"

Shi Jinlang's mind moved, and a pocket three-pointed gun appeared in his hand.

"It turns out that this gun is called a three-pointed two-edged gun, no wonder Master Rabbit is so familiar!"

"Dead rabbit, that's Lao Tzu's weapon, how dare you-"

Yang Jian roared angrily, and an even more powerful golden light burst out from the Heavenly Eye, and the golden light passed through the rabbit's body, shattering his consciousness illusion.

"The weapon in the hands of the rabbit master, that is the rabbit master's thing!"

The rabbit illusion that was shattered by the golden light re-condensed, and Shi Jinlang grinned and said: "Three-eyed boy, you pay attention to the words in the future, now this three-pointed two-edged gun is the weapon of the rabbit master!" ”

"Ahh

Yang Jian was so angry that he was about to vomit blood on the spot, the most cherished weapon in his life was snatched away by the rabbit, not to mention, the rabbit even shouted the most hated name in Yang Jian's life: Three-eyed boy.

This name is Yang Jian's taboo, whoever shouts will die!

"Lao Tzu is going to dismantle your rabbit into eight pieces, and then stew rabbit soup in an iron pot and drink it!"

"Wait a minute—"

Speaking of this, Yang Jian's mind flashed with inspiration, he looked at the rabbit and said, "Have you seen my senior uncle, the Ancient Demon Dao Jiang Ziya?" ”

"You mean the pig's head?" Shi Jinlang laughed loudly.

"I finally know why Uncle Shi asked me to bring an iron pot, he wants an iron pot to stew rabbits!"

"Oh, it turns out that you also brought that iron pot!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said: "Thank you so much, the iron pot is very good!" ”

"You robbed Lao Tzu's three-pointed two-edged gun and stole Lao Tzu's pot?"

Yang Jian was not calm at all now, he poked his right hand into the air, ready to grab the three-pointed two-edged gun and stab the rabbit to death, but his hand was empty, and he was stunned for a moment before he thought that the three-pointed two-edged gun was robbed by the rabbit.

"Die, rabbit!"

It doesn't matter if there is no three-pointed two-edged gun, Yang Jian pounced on it with his teeth and claws, he wanted to grab the rabbit with his own hands, and then strangle it alive.

"Crackling—"

An electric current flashed, and a burst of lightning suddenly appeared on the invisible barrier of the Death Dome, and Yang Jian was electrocuted.

"What a poor baby!" Shi Jinlang looked at Yang Jian, who was blackened by electricity on the ground, and said with a sad expression: "If your mother is here, it is estimated that she may not be able to recognize you!" ”

"Rabbit, I swear to crush your bones and scatter ashes!" Yang Jian was lying on the ground, and a weak voice threatened.

"Alright, don't brag!" Shi Jinlang laughed and said: "The last person who bragged in front of Master Rabbit is already half-paralyzed, three-eyed boy, you are still young, but don't learn from him to do stupid things!" ”

"Rabbit, Lao Tzu XX you OO!"

"Lie down, Master Rabbit won't play with you!"

Shi Jinlang's mind moved, and the rabbit transformed by the "little tadpole" disappeared in an instant.

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A cool breeze blew, and Shi Jinlang stretched his waist and jumped up from the ground.

"Rabbit, what are you doing, lie down and don't move!" The crocodile mother's voice came loudly from the side.

"Bao'er, don't move!"

The fish belly on the horizon is white, Mao Mao is holding the jade-faced little flying tiger and has already fallen asleep, the crocodile mother and Ah Li have a pair of dark circles, and their eyes are still staring at the TV picture that is almost invisible in the sky.

"Wouldn't you, you two be able to watch a soap opera all night?"

Ah Li and the crocodile mother are very similar to those rotten girls on the earth who stay up late to catch up on dramas, Mao Mao and the jade-faced little flying tiger have already slept and can't wake up, these two people are still so energetic.

"Rabbit, Du Minjun Oba is going to save Qian Songyi, what kind of plane are you doing, why don't you hurry up and lie down for the old lady!"

"Do you still want to watch the crocodile mother, Ah Li can't do it, Ah Li seems to be really sleepy!"

Ah Li's voice became smaller and smaller, a pair of rabbit ears shrugged down, tilted his head to the side, and then fell asleep deeply.

"Rabbit, the old lady doesn't care, the old lady still wants to see it, if you dare not let the old lady see it, the old lady will swear to bite you to death!"

The mother crocodile crawled towards Shi Jinlang menacingly, and Shi Jinlang clenched his small fist and smashed it lightly on the head.

"Sleep, you!"

A problem girl, a problem crocodile, the degree of obsession between the two with soap operas is simply outrageous.

Ah Li fell asleep, Shi Jinlang didn't dare to run around, his head rested on Ah Li's arm, and he summoned the dial of the mobile phone in the sea.

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