Chapter Seventy-Two: Illiterate
The so-called class in the morning was just to visit this castle-like teaching building accompanied by the teacher, Hao Meng noticed that in addition to his roommates, the previous wave of qualified people were also assigned to the same class as him, and they were all first-year freshmen.
The little Lori who likes to drink vodka and the young man who she noticed before are also among them.
Because Hao Meng was dressed tightly in the selection and assessment hall before, she is now dressed in this campus uniform, although she is the shortest in the class, she is the most eye-catching.
Many classmates secretly glanced at Hao Meng and secretly observed Xiao Loli's every move.
"This is an art classroom, and the statue we see now is Michelangelo's sculpture of David, which is of course just an imitation."
A young and beautiful female teacher with round glasses told the students the history of this artwork like a tour guide, and she suddenly saw that the little silver-haired girl with piercing eyes in the crowd did not seem to take her words to heart, and looked down as if thinking about something.
What does she seem to be called...... Hao Meng came......
She probably couldn't name the others, but she could remember her name at a glance about this little girl who had just known her for a short time.
No way, she's too impressive.
"Hao Meng? Hao Meng? Please rate what you think of this statue. ”
Hao Meng was suddenly named, looked up a little confused, and found that everyone was looking at him, and then realized that it was class time.
Just now, I had been thinking about how to set up a funny club, but I didn't expect to be distracted.
"Huh? What the? ”
Scooping the back of his head, Hao Meng asked with a confused expression.
"Please comment on what you think of this statue."
The teacher didn't get angry, and repeated it again calmly, after all, she couldn't get angry in the face of such a lovely student.
Hao Meng looked at the statue beside the teacher.
It was a marble carved statue of a man, naked from top to bottom, and of course, it was just a work of art.
If it is ordinary, a girl with a pure heart will definitely blush and heartbeat at first sight, and turn her head away shyly.
But Hao Meng is it?
The answer is NO!
Hao Meng looked at the fruit statue with interest, and then stretched out his little hand to compare the lower parts of the fruit statue under everyone's surprised gaze, and then spit out an amazing few words from the cute little mouth.
"Tsk, Tintin is so small."
Hao Meng, who said this, had a look of disdain on his face.
What an amazing statement!
As soon as these words were spoken, Hao Meng seemed to hear a heartbroken voice.
Is this still a pure little Lori? Tintin small? Could it be that she had ever seen a bigger Tintin than this? Or is it ...... Her next sentence was, 'I'm going to pull it out and it's bigger than this......
"Am I not right? This ratio is probably less than five centimeters...... Could it be ...... Is there anything smaller than that? ”
Hao Meng saw everyone's strange gazes, thought that he was wrong, and hurriedly added.
Some male classmates lowered their heads with low self-esteem after hearing Hao Meng's words.
"Huh? It turns out that this thing is called Tintin! It's so funny, can I touch it? ”
Hui Ji beside Hao Meng seemed to have a strong interest in the statue.
The young female teacher was a little embarrassed in the face of such an answer, she didn't expect such a young child to say such a thing, you must know that she is 'illiterate' at such an age as her!
"That...... Can any students properly comment on this artwork......"
The female teacher embarrassedly lifted her glasses, which had fallen a little, and then eagerly scanned the crowd as if looking for a savior.
Suddenly, she saw a girl with blond curly hair beside Hao Meng elegantly raised her hand, judging from that temperament, this was clearly a well-known nobleman with cultivation.
"Yes, it's you, you answer!"
The female teacher seemed to see a savior.
Alice cleared her throat unhurriedly, attracting everyone's attention, and seeing that everyone was looking at her, she replied unhurriedly.
"With all due respect, teacher, I also think Tintin is small."
The female teacher is now going to collapse.
Alice and Hao Meng looked at each other and smiled heartily and high-fived each other.
"Miss, elegant, elegant! Don't get dirty! Be elegant! ”
The conscientious maid Ilnado hurriedly reminded Alice that now the master of her house seems to have learned from Hao Meng......
"That...... Let's move on to the other classrooms. ”
The female teacher hurriedly shifted her position, because she had just seen a few boys who had begun to push open the windows without love, and the posture was not good.
……
"This is a cooking class, learning to cook a good meal is something that people will like, it's almost noon, why don't you use these ingredients to make a hearty lunch in this classroom! And then how about everyone tasting each other's scores? ”
The female teacher led everyone to a kitchen-like classroom, or a large converted kitchen, with various spices and condiments for cooking on the table, vegetables and meat and other ingredients in the safe, and cooking stoves and utensils.
Hao Meng changed into an apron, put on a chef's hat, and formed a team with several of his roommates, and the other students also teamed up in twos and threes to work on the board.
"I'm in charge of making desserts! Victoria's sponge cake is my specialty! ”
Alice was the first to grab the division of labor.
"In that case, I'll make sushi."
Teruhime also chose a job that was relatively easy for her.
[xiaolongbao]
Wu Yan's book is concise and clear, and everything is written.
Everyone looked at Hao Meng.
Hao Meng looked at the teacher.
"Teacher, I want to ask if there are instant noodles here?"
……
After some time.
When everyone was still working hard to make food, Hao Meng had already come out of the castle-like teaching building alone in advance.
There are high-quality Kobe beef, caviar is known as soft gold, but there are no ordinary instant noodles, and many people have never even heard of instant noodles, a common cooked food.
After all, the vast majority of people are from famous families, so how can they come into contact with instant noodles.
"Is there a supermarket in this college? I don't know if I sell instant noodles...... Well? ”
Hao Meng suddenly saw a familiar figure in a maid's costume, wasn't that Jasmine?
Looking at her somewhat scattered bird's nest hairstyle, she seemed to have just woken up, and when she saw Hao Meng, she hurriedly waved her hand and ran over.
"I accidentally got drunk last night, and I didn't hurt until now...... Speaking of whether it's time to eat, I seem to smell the smell of food......"
Just as the smell wafted from the open window of the cooking classroom, Jasmine touched her stomach and couldn't help but sniff the air.
"By the way, Jasmine, do you know where instant noodles are sold?"
Hao Meng asked hopelessly.