Chapter 110: Arriving at Shennongjia
When the fat man heard Chen Feng's words, he immediately let go of his hand, Chen Feng collapsed to the ground, his hands covered his chest, swallowing the air like a pant, and he was almost killed by this damn neurotic fat man.
Chen Dong looked at the fat man's white flesh, if he was squeezed to death by that fat. Chen Dong hurriedly shook off this cold thought, helped Chen Feng up and said with concern: "Are you okay?" ”
Chen Feng shook his head, pointed at the fat man and scolded: "I'm X, you damn fat man!" In the future, you are not allowed to touch me without my order!! Oh yes! ”
The fat man said weakly: "I'm sorry. . . I'm just excited ... ”
Chen Feng inhaled enough air, but he really couldn't afford to worry about the fat man with an abnormal brain, and saw that the fat man's eyes had been staring at the roast chicken, so he said: "Fat man, eat it if you want, don't give it to you from my brother, it's not poisonous." ”
"Really?"
"Really!"
As soon as Chen Feng's words fell, the roast chicken that was in Chen Dong's hands was already in the fat man's hand in a blink of an eye, and the fat man opened a big mouth big enough to swallow the whole roast chicken in one bite, and then slowly closed it, stretched out his pink little tongue and licked it beautifully.
Chen Feng and Chen Dong's eyes were bright, the speed of the fat man just now, both of them did not react, the fat man really returned to reality with divine skills!
Chen Feng was helped up by Chen Dong and commanded the fat man: "Fat man, bring the game warehouse and go with Brother Don't." ”
The fat man stared at his little eyes and looked Chen Feng up and down: "Don't brother!" Aren't you an academician? ”
Chen Feng was puzzled: "What academician?" ”
The fat man said: "You are dressed as a hacker, just like the Niwa next door, you belong to a junior academician, and you can't enter and leave the Celestial Dynasty Human Research Institute casually!" ”
Chen Feng slapped his forehead: "! You treat Lao Tzu as a psychopath! Don't go yet! ”
The fat man shook his head and said with a serious expression: "No! I've been in the institute for fifteen years, and I'm already a senior academician, and the cosmic defense flow I studied, the Taimin wave, the robot 3.0 tactics, and the invincible stream of consciousness have all been widely used, and the dean said that I killed a lot, and I would soon be promoted to director, so I can't know the law and break the law. I'll have to wait until I'm promoted to director before I can leave. ”
Chen Donghu looked at the fat man suspiciously, and whispered to Chen Feng: "Feng, is this guy really reliable?" I think he's not very sick! ”
Chen Feng's face was a little paralyzed, and he said angrily: "Fatty, if you don't leave, you won't have anything to eat in the future!" ”
Speaking of eating, the fat man immediately thought of the pureed food in the research institute, and the meat was not formed, and his eyes fell on the roast chicken in his hand, and the fat man said with a generous face: "How can a genius like me live in this small research institute?" No way! I have to show my talent to the world! The world suffers so much, and a hero is needed to rescue them! That's right! This hero is me ... Brother Farewell! Don't brother! Let's go! ”
Chen Feng was too lazy to say more to the fat man, so he asked the fat man to carry the game warehouse, loaded the game warehouse onto the truck, and went all the way out of the research institute.
Out of the research institute, the three of them went straight to Shennongjia, and no one paid attention along the way, and the people of the Situ family didn't even see a shadow, which made Chen Feng and Chen Dong feel a lot of relief, and everything went smoothly.
Walk through Wushan County and go straight to the place selected by Chen Dong
The mountain road here is rugged, and it is no longer possible to drive a truck, Chen Feng and Chen Dong folded the three game warehouses into the shape of "product", tied them tightly with Ma Shen, and then threw all the household belongings and luggage on it, even the people were thrown up, and then called the fat man to carry it.
The fat man lifted all the items with both hands, put them on his head, roughly calculated the weight, and everything added up to at least two meals, but the fat man lifted it up, but it was as easy as carrying cotton, walking on the mountain road, like walking on the ground, and jumping monkeys from time to time, it was really unimaginable, such a plump and fat body, but it could be dexterous like a monkey!
Chen Dong raised his eyes to look at the green mountain scenery, faced the breeze gusting, took a deep breath, and smiled lightly: "This feels a bit like sitting on your flying chicken, but unfortunately there is no wine in the game!" Drinking those so-called foreign wines now is really like drinking rancid water! ”
Chen Feng clung to the hemp rope tightly: "Don't be coquettish, dead fatty, don't monkey jump, you want to throw Lao Tzu into the cliff, Lao Tzu will come back to give you liposuction!" ”
In the state of the blood of the black lotus, Chen Feng directly entered the ranks of the old, young, sick, and pregnant, just like walking all night long, his eyes were straight and his feet were soft, and now he really felt like he was going to be shaken down.
The fat man was also obedient, his steps were steady, and he consciously stabilized the game warehouse and didn't let the game warehouse bump, Chen Feng felt a lot more comfortable at this time, so he simply lay down and took a nap.
The fat man suddenly stopped, and Chen Feng, who was sleepy, flew out, but fortunately, Chen Dong's eyes were quick, and he grabbed Chen Feng's hair before he pulled Chen Feng.
Chen Feng was so frightened that he slapped his bladder again and again, and shouted angrily: "Fatty, you are doing X!" Oh yes! ”
The fat man said in an innocent voice: "Brother Don't, it's foggy ahead, will there be monsters?" ”
Chen Feng and the others looked over, but they saw that the fog in front of them was thick, and they could only hear the sound of gurgling water, and when they looked up, they could see a small section of snow-white peaks.
Chen Dong said with a smile: "Wherever there is a mysterious magnetic field, it is filled with dense fog all year round, and this is it." Fatty, go inside, don't go too fast, be careful. ”
The fat man stood still, not knowing what he was doing.
Chen Feng sat up: "Fatty, why don't you leave?" ”
The fat man said, "You didn't tell me to leave." ”
"I'm X! Didn't my brother tell you to go?! ”
"Your brother is not you, you are not your brother. Without your order, I can't go, this is a matter of principle, and being a man must be principled. ”
"Stop!" Chen Feng stopped the fat man's tirade: "In the future, what my brother says is equal to what I say." Got it? ”
"I don't understand, what you say is what you say, what he says is what he says, I only listen to you."
For the fat man's loyalty, Chen Feng was slightly moved, and said in a soothing tone: "Fat man, my brother is no different from me, understand?" Brothers just don't distinguish each other, and you can treat him as me in the future. ”
After a moment of silence, the fat man dragged out a long "oh" and said, "I understand!" You're just like Jack and Ennis next door! ”
"Jack? Ennis? ”
Chen Dong twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "What does he mean, saying that we have broken backs. . . ”
Chen Feng shook his eyebrows and scolded with a smile: "I'm X, you are fat, there are really a lot of neuropathy tricks next door to you." ”
The fat man said quietly: "Don't brother, don't X me." I just live next door to Brokeback Mountain, I'm not brokebacked, if... If you must X me, please be gentle. I haven't tried. ”
Chen Feng was directly paralyzed and scolded angrily: "I... No way! Don't go yet! ”
The fat man continued to start his steps, trotting all the way, humming "Explode Your Chrysanthemum" adapted from "NOBODY" in his mouth, and Chen Feng and Chen Dong looked sticky when they heard it, and simply ignored the fat man with surging feelings.
Walking into the dense fog, and I don't know how many miles to walk, the dense fog in front of me suddenly dissipated, and what fell into view was a sky-high mountain peak, and a waterfall on the top of the peak flew down, accompanied by a loud bang, and the Milky Way flew down just like that.
At the bottom of the waterfall is a turquoise deep pool, there are mountain roads leading to the valley on both sides of the deep pool, and there are peach trees planted on the side of the mountain road, and the peach blossoms are blooming at the moment, and the style is infinite.
Chen Dong frowned and said, "The peach trees are so neat, they should be artificially planted, is there anyone living here?" ”
Chen Feng followed: "It was still a thick fog just now, but it suddenly disappeared, there is a mystery!" ”
Just when the two of them were suspicious, a few hearty laughter came from the valley, and then two figures appeared, one tall and one short, seemingly pacing at random, but in the blink of an eye, they had already traveled several meters, and the voice had just come, and the two had already arrived in front of Chen Feng and the others.