Chapter 18: Sneak attack on the rabbit and kill the whole family

"Get the old man out?" Jiang Ziya snorted disdainfully: "Do you know what kind of place this is?" This is the Creation Altar, where it is used to seal super-intelligent lifeforms, and the old man is sealed by the annihilation spell of the blood contract, even if you are a rabbit, you dare to speak out, do you want to laugh at the old man? ”

"In your opinion, who can open this seal?" Shi Jinlang asked shamelessly.

"At least half of a super-intelligent lifeform can cooperate with the old man to destroy this annihilation spell!" Jiang Ziya said without thinking.

"Are you a super-intelligent life being?"

"The old man is naturally!" Jiang Ziya glanced at the rabbit and said, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"Master Rabbit has a bold idea, I don't know if to talk about it?"

"Don't talk about it!" Jiang Ziya said.

"If I don't talk about it, I'll talk about it!" Shi Jinlang smiled slyly and said, "Since you are a super-intelligent lifeform, it is not a problem to cultivate half a super-intelligent lifeform!" ”

"Hehe-" Jiang Ziya said coldly: "The old man is an ancient demon, and the army of demon seeds under his command is more than one million, and cultivating half a super-intelligent life form is naturally not a problem!" ”

"In that case, why don't you take the rabbit master as an apprentice, teach me your spells, and then cultivate the rabbit master into half a super-intelligent life form, so that the rabbit master can save you!" Shi Jinlang said expectantly.

"The rabbit really wants to worship me as a teacher?" Jiang Ziya looked at Shi Jinlang and rolled his eyes.

"Apprenticeship is secondary, Master Rabbit is mainly sorry that you old man has been locked up here for so long, this does not move the heart of compassion!" Shi Jinlang said with a smile.

"The rabbit comes up and talks!" Jiang Ziya looked at Shi Jinlang and said.

"What do you want to do?" When Shi Jinlang heard this, he said vigilantly.

"Aren't you going to worship the old man as a teacher?" Jiang Ziya smiled treacherously and said, "Master wants to pass on some cultivation methods to you!" ”

"Is that true?"

"Is that fake?"

Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said, "Are you sure you don't want to take the opportunity to sneak attack the rabbit master?" ”

"The old man is a dignified ancient demon road, and the demon seed army under his command is more than a million, as an old man, how can he sneak attack a rabbit?"

"You just wanted to crush the rabbit and scatter the ashes!"

"It was just now, and now it's now!" Jiang Ziya swore and said: "Don't worry, the old man will never sneak attack you!" ”

"You swear!"

"I swear!"

"If you sneak attack the rabbit, your father will die, your mother will die, and the whole family will die!"

"Sneak attack on the rabbit, the old man dies, the father dies, the mother dies, the whole family dies!"

Hearing Jiang Ziya's poisonous oath, Shi Jinlang's heart was a little relieved, he hesitated for a moment, and leaned over step by step.

"Master Lang, don't go over, there is a conspiracy on this pig's head cliff!"

"Jiang Ziya is a lonely old man, his parents' family has long since died, and making this kind of poisonous oath is equivalent to not swearing it!"

"It's over the calf, Master Lang wants to burp!"

There was a commotion in the live broadcast room, and everyone was dissuading Shi Jinlang not to go over, but Shi Jinlang wanted to gamble, both horizontally and vertically, rather than waiting for death, it was better to gamble, maybe Jiang Ziya really changed sex and wanted to accept Shi Jinlang as an apprentice?

"Yes, that's it!"

Under Jiang Ziya's expectant gaze, Shi Jinlang walked to the entrance of the cave step by step.

"Now you can teach!"

Just a step away from Jiang Ziya's pig's head, Shi Jinlang stopped and said.

Shi Jinlang cheered up his spirits, his eyes were fixed on Jiang Ziya, as long as he had the slightest intention of plotting against him, Shi Jinlang would be able to escape immediately.

"I have a peerless cultivation technique, the name of this exercise is Taiyi Eternal Life Technique, as long as the rabbit cultivates this exercise, it can not only coordinate the two chaotic qi of the Yuan Spirit in the body, but also allow the rabbit to break through the realm of heaven and man and transform into a human form!"

"Really?" When Shi Jinlang heard this, he was excited and said: "Master Rabbit cultivates your Taiyi Immortal Technique, can you really incarnate into a human form?" ”

"Naturally!" Jiang Ziya nodded.

"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and teach Master Rabbit the cultivation method!"

"The mental program of this exercise has twenty-eight words, and only when you get lost on the road can you be regarded as a great husband in the world. The sun and the moon are immortal, and the universe is old and strong. ”

"Incisive!"

Although Shi Jinlang couldn't understand it, he felt that the things he couldn't understand were incisive.

Jiang Ziya smiled and continued: "There are three sentences in the heart formula, which are——"

"What is it?"

Jiang Ziya's voice became smaller and smaller, Shi Jinlang didn't hear it very clearly, and subconsciously took a step forward.

"Master Lang be careful!"

Someone yelled in the live broadcast room, and Shi Jinlang woke up and turned around, but he was greeted by a bloody mouth that covered the sky and the sun.

"Grass and mud horses, you play Laipi-"

Shi Jinlang screamed and was swallowed alive by the big mouth of the blood basin.

After Jiang Ziya finished eating the rabbit, he was in a good mood, and he grinned excitedly and said: "The little rabbit cub dares to provoke the old man, the old man is a dignified ancient demon, under his command——"

Before Jiang Ziya finished speaking, a loud "swoop" suddenly came from his mouth.

"Who's eating noodles?"

Jiang Ziya glanced around, there was a dead silence around, and there was no one.

"Could it be that the old man heard it wrong?" Jiang Ziya muttered to himself.

"Whew-"

At this moment, a series of louder "swooping" sounds came out.

"Hold the grass—what's that, old man—"

Jiang Ziya suddenly felt that his tongue was knotted, and his words began to be unclear.

"No one else, it's your Grandpa Rabbit!"

Shi Jinlang's voice came out of Jiang Ziya's mouth: "You old immortal pig's head, don't you like to deceive people?" The rabbit will swallow your tongue whole, see how you will deceive people in the future, swooped-"

When Jiang Ziya heard this, he suddenly became anxious.

"Rabbit, you shut up the old man!"

"Whew-"

"The old man is a dignified ancient demon, under his command—"

"Whew-"

"Nima!" Jiang Zi's toothache tears swirled.

"Whew-"

"Rabbit, the old man hasn't brushed his teeth for tens of thousands of years, aren't you disgusting?"

"Master Rabbit has a cold, I can't smell it! Woo-"

"Rabbit, the old man has been sealed here for hundreds of years, do you know what the old man eats every day?"

"Whatever you eat, you-"

"The old man eats rats and poisonous snakes every day, and when he can't find anything to eat, he eats shit, wild dog shit, wild boar shit, wild roe deer shit, anyway, as long as it's shit, the old man won't refuse!"

"Sniff-grunt-"

Shi Jinlang didn't hold back and spit it out directly.

"Dead rabbit with grass and mud horses, you dare to spit in the old man's mouth, the old man-vomit-"

Before Jiang Ziya finished speaking, a flood of vomit spurted out.

After Jiang Ziya vomited, he felt that the whole person was not good, and his huge pig's head wilted and softened.

"You are an old immortal, see if you dare to eat rabbits in the future!"

In the pile of vomit on that small hill, Shi Jinlang struggled to climb out.

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