Chapter 69: The Speechless Jiraiya
Outside the apartment, Jiraiya, a guy who lacks roots, has been hanging around here for more than twenty days in a row, originally wanting to find a chance to go in, and then take Naruto as an apprentice, but after so many days, let him rack his brains, he just can't break through the apartment's defensive formation.
For him, the whole apartment is as if it does not exist in this world, he can see it, he can't touch it, and there is something strange everywhere.
Strangely, the Sarutobi guy didn't tell him how terrifying the people in this apartment were, and since the last Danzo incident, everyone present at the time, except for Naruto, seemed to have completely lost their memory, and they didn't mention it at all.
Of course, because Naruto had set up the barrier at the time, the other villagers didn't even know that the battle was happening.
After tinkering for a long time, he still didn't hear or see a little movement, his whole throat was about to smoke, and he had tried his best, leaving only to scold at the apartment.
Behind him, the big toad, which has been red, has a pipe in his mouth, squatting on the ground in a daze, and is different from Zilai, Toad Wentai has lived in the environment of Miaomu Mountain since he was a child, and has a deep understanding of the formation, he asked himself, if he breaks through the kind of formation of Miaomu Mountain, it will definitely not be more than three days, but now looking at the apartment in front of him, he is really powerless.
"What a weird apartment, what kind of formation is this, since I also ...... There is a great guy in your village, I think, this formation, unless the big toad immortal does it himself, otherwise, others will not be able to see through it at all."
"Ha ......" Zilai also snorted, stretched out his hand to wipe the sweat on his face, in order to enter this apartment, he has not left for more than 20 days, and now the whole person is about to become moldy, "Mrs. Wen ...... You guy is really, you can't even figure out this formation, it's so useless, I despise you" Jilai also gasped for breath to hide his weakness.
"Uh......" Toad Wentai wiped off his pipe, came back to his senses, looked at the out-and-out white-haired fat man in front of him, his eyes were full of contempt, and he couldn't help but stretch out a middle finger, "Jiraiya, you guy is not much better, haven't you found a way?" ”
"Who said I didn't find a way, ahahaha, I'll go find dozens of Obasans and yell at the apartment later, aren't a few guys inside not coming out? I'm going to see why those stinky guys are so dragged like this" The more Jiraiya talked, the more angry he became, as if he suddenly thought of something, "Also, that guy Tsunade is really, he didn't come out to greet me, an old classmate, oh roar...... I decided that my next issue of Intimacy Heaven must use her as the cover...... Haha, this seems like a good idea, Tsunade is now fuller, and it really lives up to the name of the cow chariot......"
"I said, your ......" Toad Wentai looked at the complacent Jiraiya, his eyes kept skimming not far away, but unfortunately, Jiraiya, an idiot, how could he find everything.
I don't know when, this guy Tsunade has walked behind Jiraiya lightly, and looked at a booklet that Jiraiya took out of his hand, which was actually the poisonous mushroom that sold all over the world.
Also, what did she seem to see, on that booklet, she actually used her photo as the cover, and what kind of cow was taken...... It can be said that the reason why this book is so popular is that she herself plays a very terrible role.
For a while, Tsunade's already irritable mood was not good, and Toad Bunta only felt that the whole air was starting to become like winter, and even himself, under the pressure of this powerful momentum, did not dare to move for half a minute.
"What a terrifying momentum, Tsunade, this woman, what happened? Also, why doesn't she have chakra, the energy in her body seems to have been replaced by another one, and even the natural energy is not stronger than that kind of energy, what a weird guy......"
"Yo...... Say it's a good job, isn't it? It's really leisurely.,Reading this kind of book at the door of someone else's house.,And it's also the home of the picture himself.,It must be very exciting in my heart," Tsunade lowered his momentum coldly, and suddenly looked at Jiraiya with a smile on his face, a pair of beautiful eyes narrowed into a slit, and he couldn't help but bend down and look at the content of the book a few times, and as a result, he saw a lot of unbearable pictures with his own theme.
In addition to being bored, looking at his proud works and being praised by others, he suddenly became excited, and felt that the boredom of the past few days had disappeared, so he said unconsciously: "Na...... yes, yes, you're saying that, look at this ...... Ahaha, it's a perfect match for Tsunade, I really admire my decision at the beginning, you don't know, since using Tsunade's photo as the cover, the sales of this book have increased several times...... Ahaha...... Now, Uncle Ben can be said to have made a lot of money."
"Wow...... So, you've got a lot of money."
"Hahahaha...... Of course ......"
"Huh?" Suddenly aware of something, Jiraiya's vest was cold, and he turned his head nervously, looking at Tsunade who was clenching his silver teeth and smiling, the whole person was like falling into an ice cave, and his voice trembled: "Ah...... Tsunade, why are you here, aha......" Jiraiya put away the bad novel, "What a coincidence, I've been waiting here for days, and finally I've got someone"
"Huh...... Is it? Tsunade's nose was almost crooked, and the two sandbag-sized fists made a pop, causing Jiraiya in front of him to fall into infinite memories.
"That, that, Tsunade......"
"What else are you talking about, you give me a death, despicable and shameless fellow, you actually put my picture on that kind of unscrupulous novel, and beat you big idiot, stinky cow ......"
"Bang ......"
"Beat you to death, let your idiot have a long memory"
"Bang ......"
"Ah......h
Naruto, who had just come out of the apartment, couldn't help but sweat for him when he saw Jiraiya flying all over the sky, this brainless guy was so pitiful, "Hey! When he meets someone like Tsunade, he's unlucky."
Naruto looked up and looked at Tsunade, who was still raging, and he didn't know how many ribs had been broken, "Tsunade...... Stop, if it goes on like this, this guy will die......"
"Yes, yes, I won't dare again, I won't dare"
"Later, and later"
"No, absolutely no" Jiraiya squatted on the ground, making a surrender look, holding the back of his head with both hands, and was directly beaten by Tsunade.
"Hmph......" Tsunade snorted coldly, walked to Naruto's side, looked at the loveless and pitiful Jiraiya on the ground, and said in a flat tone: "Hey...... The guy who was squatting on the ground, I just fell asleep, you idiot was yelling at someone's door and waking me up, what the hell is going on with you? ”
"Aha, what can it be, it's not the third lower ninja exam in the village, I'm here to prepare to give Naruto some powerful ninjutsu" Jiraiya suddenly healed the scar and forgot the pain, and jumped up and down proudly, "Hahaha, look at it, I'm Miaomu Mountain Toad Immortal Jiraiya, teaching students is first-class, and it will definitely make Naruto a strong man who beats his peers in a short time"
"Cut ......" Tsunade glanced at Naruto next to him, and muttered unhappily: "I want you to teach for Mao, the old lady is the former boss of the three ninjas, if you want to teach, I will teach it myself, hum...... You idiot, I think Naruto should try to stay away from you" Thinking of the misdeeds of Jiraiya peeping at the women's bath, Tsunade was simply overwhelmed, how could it be possible for Naruto to follow him around.
"Tsunade, forget it, it's just you...... Can you teach Naruto well? Compared to you, I have taught a lot of students" Jiraiya is proud, but this guy has forgotten one thing, those students he taught are now recognized villains in the Hokage world, and even he, the teacher, has no control over everything.
Relatively speaking, Orochimaru, who supported a sound ninja village alone, although he was criticized in terms of human experiments, but the characters he cultivated were well-known in the entire Hokage world.
"Forget it, Tsunade, this guy looks really pitiful, let's go back and eat something, my internal space has cultivated some high-level things, Baoding you are full of praise after eating" Naruto Li ignored Jiraiya, who was swaggering around, and took one of Tsunade's jade hands and walked back.