Chapter 79: The Scarecrow
"Xihu, what are you looking at?"
The concubine found Zhu Mingtong standing stupidly outside the store, with a drunken smile on the corner of her mouth.
"Concubine, you have experienced so many things with your teacher, you should have learned a little bit about being a teacher." Zhu Mingtong said.
"Of course, people are so smart and beautiful, so naturally they have learned the essence of Xihu." The concubine said.
"Well, it's good, I saw the pair of wild mandarin ducks at the door."
"Well, I see."
"A small list like this kind of sesame seeds, making a move for the teacher is as overkill as killing a chicken with a knife, you have been following the teacher for two months, it's time to let the teacher test your skills to test whether you have the qualifications to become a regular." Zhu Mingtong said.
"Okay, Nishito." The concubine nodded, her small fists clenched and eagerly stared at the couple outside the door.
The two people outside the store were admiring the strange flowers and plants in the store back and forth at the entrance of the store, and the girl's eyes were full of curiosity and surprise, as if this flower shop was very surprised by other flower shops, and there were many flowers that she had never seen.
"Whatever flowers do you fancy my dear, just buy them, as long as you're happy." The man said in a generous and cheerful manner.
The woman picked up a small potted plant and played with the flowers on the potted plant, and gently broke it, and the petals were torn off by her, as if she felt that the potted flower was too fragile, and she didn't like it very much, so she threw the potted plant on the ground, and then picked up a pot of succulent plants, and felt that the thorns of the small cactus were very interesting, and pulled the thorns of the cactus one by one.
"Ah~" The girl screamed, threw the pot of meat on the ground in distress, covered her fingers and said angrily: "I don't like it anymore." ”
A woman is a book, a man is a pig, never expect a pig to be able to read a book, a pig who can read a book must be a person with extraordinary experience.
"Honey, why don't you like it again?"
Obviously, the man was a pig who didn't understand the book, so he blurted out directly.
"What a broken flower shop, Hani, don't come here to buy flowers in the future." The woman said angrily.
The man was confused, why didn't he like it anymore, didn't he say he wanted to buy flowers before?
However, the man didn't pay much attention to it, hugged his girlfriend and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”
When the concubine on the side heard this, she was directly dumbfounded, and then she became angry.
How could they meet such an unlucky couple on the first day of opening the store, the opening was auspicious, the picture was an auspicious word, and the first couple who opened the door to greet was so unlucky.
What is the most important thing about doing business? Of course, business is booming and wealth is abundant. It's hard to get started, but if you get a good start, you're half the battle. Therefore, the first day of business opening must be done well, and having a good fortune is undoubtedly a good start for the business, and driven by this, the career luck will naturally be prosperous.
It's not a matter of believing in Feng Shui or not, and the various details involved in doing business must not be overlooked.
I really thought this fairy was easy to bully.
This fairy doesn't know how to behave in front of the master, you guys are good, then don't blame this fairy for being polite.
Recently, the performance has risen sharply, Zhu Mingtong has reached 10,000 immortal points, and she has also reached 5,000 performance points, and she just drew a treasure in the magic treasure pool yesterday.
The concubine pretended to be a guest and quietly opened the small bag hanging on her small waist.
As soon as the zipper was gently opened, there was a round lump of paper in the powder blue bag, and it had legs of paper pieces, and it almost crawled out of the bag.
"Be honest with me, it's not your turn to perform this time."
The concubine drank lightly, forcibly stuffed the dishonest little paper figures back into the bag, and found a small scarecrow in the mezzanine of the small bag.
Scarecrow!
This is a small magic weapon that the concubine drew yesterday, and it is said that as long as you cast a spell on the target, you can manipulate the target like a marionette to do anything.
The scarecrow was miniature with invisible silk threads that mortals could not see, a pair of small black sesame eyes, and limbs that were wide open into a large character, like a delicate and funny little doll.
The concubine and the little fairy smiled evilly, and with a flick of her fingertips, an invisible silk thread on the little scarecrow flew away, accurately stabbing the woman's heart.
"Honey, let me see your little hands, ah, what's the bleeding?" The cream-faced man said in surprise.
He was extremely distressed and covered his girlfriend's little hand, blowing and rubbing, looking very intimate.
"Hmph, you don't know if someone is injured, you know if you look at the girl in the store, are you intentional to let ......" The girl with the Internet celebrity face maintained a resentful tone, and her other hand was raised unconsciously.
Suddenly, a slap was slapped her boyfriend's face.
The cream man froze instantly.
The Internet celebrity face girl looked at her right hand in shock.
"You...... Why are you hitting me? He asked, covering his hot and numb cheeks.
"I ...... I, I don't know, I didn't...... It's the hand that ...... it yourself," the woman said incoherently.
The cream-faced man was not angry, and looked at his girlfriend gently, thinking that his girlfriend was playing some small game.
"Honey, it's not good that I didn't notice that you were hurt, but you can't punish me like that."
The concubine not far away almost laughed when she heard the conversation between the two.
"I didn't punish you, Hani, I don't ...... Eh...... Eh...... What's wrong with my body? The woman was about to explain, but found that her body suddenly turned around and walked towards the door of the flower shop.
The concubine quietly slipped into the store and hid inside, secretly manipulating.
The woman picked up the pot of cactus balls she had thrown on the ground, and stood upright at the door of the flower shop, holding it high above her head.
"Honey, what are you doing, you can't smash other people's flowers when you're angry?" The cream-faced man followed in confusion, and saw that his girlfriend's posture seemed to be about to smash the flower pot.
Handie also saw the movement outside the door, and the flowers ran out with a disgraced face, someone smashed the flowers when it opened today, how will she continue to open it in the future.
"Girl, we have a small business, it seems that we have no grievances with you." Handie said.
A lot of people came from the street and watched at once, and they all pointed at the girl.
"What are you doing little girl, others have just opened today to make trouble, how much enmity do you have with this store?"
"Now there are everyone in society, it is not easy for a little girl to open a flower shop, and it is too unfortunate to encounter such a thing on the first day."
"This girl won't be for the handsome guy inside, wow, this is a third party who can't intervene in it."
When Zhu Mingtong heard this, he looked at the store and seemed to be a man.
Could it be that the handsome guy that the man said was me?
Who provoked whom, why was he shot while lying down?
But it's quite comfortable to lie down.
The Internet celebrity face woman's face is extremely ugly, where does she want to smash the flower pot, her body is not under her control.
"Poof!"
When the girl was extremely flustered, suddenly, her body knelt on the ground, holding the flower pot three times and bowing nine times, which was more pious than worshipping incense.
There was an uproar all around, and they all looked at the Internet celebrity face girl in surprise.
"What the hell are you doing!" The cream-faced man felt that his face was about to be lost, and he really wanted to break up with his girlfriend immediately.
"I ...... I don't ......" The Internet celebrity face girl wanted to defend herself, but found that she couldn't make any sound, as if there was a zipper sealing her mouth.
"It's not enough to be ashamed of you to get up for me, right?" The man stepped forward and grabbed his girlfriend.
"Smack!!"
was caught off guard by a slap, and the man was directly fanned out.
The woman showed a look of guilt and pain, but she couldn't say a word, and watched her boyfriend keep shaking her head in horror and fear.
"Dude, why is the flower shop still fragrant...... It's the first time I've seen such an opening ceremony. The man who passed by asked curiously.
"This seems to be a very complicated story, the kneeling girl likes the handsome guy in the store, the handsome guy has a master, the boy here seems to like the kneeling girl, in short, it is very complicated and more bloody than a bloody urban drama, but it's quite enjoyable to watch, hehe." A man responded to the passerby.
"Damn, such blood, damn Lao Tzu wants to shoot Douyin and click on the table."
One person took out his mobile phone, and then many people took out their mobile phones to film this scene.
Strange gazes came from all around him like pins and needles, and the burning pain in his cheeks made the man feel as if he had been humiliated.
"You stinky bitch, beating me again?"
"How dare you scold me?" The woman didn't realize that she was suddenly able to speak, and looked at her boyfriend in shock.
"The scolding is you stinky bitch, and I don't look at what I have become, Lao Tzu has seen the previous photos in your mobile phone for a long time, yes, play with me and become a living person, and I don't look at your face except for hyaluronic acid stiffened into dead pork skin, I am coquettish and cute with Lao Tzu here all day long, when I think of your previous photos, I vomit~~, Lao Tzu is disgusted." The cream-faced man completely lost his demeanor and scolded angrily.
The net red-faced woman's body could move completely, he put down the flower pot, and didn't notice that his body was free at all, and his angry body was constantly trembling.
"Disgusting? It's a man who doesn't have you to be disgusting, and I don't look at your body, skinny, oily, I don't know if I think you're an extras playing a palace eunuch, and I think you're a sissy with unknown sexual orientation! The woman scolded fiercely and slapped it again.
But this time, the man was prepared to catch the woman's hand: "Stinky bitch, you hit again...... Oh...... Oh oh oh ~~~"
Before the words were finished, a sharp pain was blocked, the man rolled on the ground in pain, and the woman was still angry, and kept performing the leg method of cutting off children and grandchildren on the man.
The man grabbed the woman's long hair in annoyance, scolding and beating.
Han Die, Zhu Mingtong, and the onlookers who passed by were all dumbfounded.
I felt an inexplicable tightness in my crotch, and it hurt to look at it.
It was still an urban bloody ethics drama just now, and it turned against each other directly?
Zhu Mingtong glanced at the concubine who secretly put away the scarecrow, and the concubine also seemed to feel that she was playing a little big, and stuck out her tongue at Zhu Mingtong.
Zhu Mingtong didn't want to scold the concubine, so he didn't know why he wanted to applaud.
Han Die's eyes were about to pop out, on the first day of opening, where was the stage at the door of the flower shop.
The fight between men and women in the polyamorous flower shop instantly became a hot topic in the city, and in less than a day, he became a popular figure in the city, and Handie's flower shop did not spend a penny to make an advertisement of more than five million in the city in one day.