Chapter 2, How to Attack Your Twin Brother
In the end, forced by the suppression of the underworld forces, Lin Xi still bowed his head.
Looking at himself in hot pants in the mirror, Lin Xi was stunned. Whoever looks at herself in the mirror is a cute and playful girl.
"Squeak."
Unknowingly, Lin Xi walked to the mirror and licked it.
"Ahem, I didn't do anything just now." Lin Xi looked around and found that no one saw his embarrassment. Also, own room, maybe could do something more daring.
"Liang Baikai: This system despises you."
"Despise what? I didn't do anything, huh? Lin Xi opened the door of the room and prepared to go downstairs.
"Cool white open: It is recommended to wipe your saliva before going down."
"Ciao, don't say it sooner." Lin Xi grabbed the cuffs of the short sleeves and wiped his mouth, and slowly went downstairs.
This decoration, obediently, is too extravagant, the armrests are all gilded! If Lin Xi hadn't seen the gold plating, he wouldn't have seen much, and he would have pried it off.
"Liang Baikai: This is your home, can you have some interest?"
Walking downstairs, there was a row of maids in maid costumes. Isn't it a feminist world? They should all be manmaids!
"Hello young master, Miss is waiting for you in the restaurant." One of the maids at the head took a step forward and said with her head down, while the other maids all lowered their heads and didn't dare to look up at Lin Xi.
"Lin Xi: It's strange not to wait outside the room, they seem to be afraid of me?"
"Liang Baikai: Don't ask me at every turn, I don't know."
"Lin Xi: What do I want you to do? My Great Reckoning is dead!'
"Ahem, what are you all doing with your heads down? It's okay, don't be so restrained, it's like your own home. Lin Xi smiled at the maids with what he thought was the most sincere smile.
Seeing that the group of them were still bowing their heads, Lin Xi shook his head and walked towards the restaurant.
Li Na is the leader of this group of maids. At the age of 24, she followed her mother into the Lin family at the age of 8. For 16 years, Young Master Lin Xi has always had an expression of rejection thousands of miles away, and he does his own life and daily life, and he doesn't need them at all. And today, it was the first time she saw the fairy who didn't eat the fireworks of the world and smiled.
Lin Yun sat in the restaurant, eating breakfast without a bite. She had already changed into an OL outfit, and her eyes were looking at the laptop without squinting.
On the laptop screen is a display interface called Baidu Tieba, and Lin Yun's post has completely exploded in the post bar.
"Title, on how to raid your twin brother."
"After 2 years of hard work, my parents finally went abroad. What to do next. ”
If Lin Xi and Lin Yun's parents knew that their daughter worked so hard to take over the company, they would stay away from Lin Xi's side for the sake of the second elder, it is estimated that it will be like what these sailors said next.
"If you don't attack the younger brother, it's not a good sister: old sister, you are welcome to the orthopedics department of country D. Come on, there's a bed next to me. ”
"Circling around the monk: it's too sad."
"Little Daisy in the Wind: What is the mentality of the landlord? Raiders have a sense of accomplishment for a younger brother who is the same as himself? You women are disgusting! ”
"Man's flower: It's been reported, let's wait to check the water meter."
"Everywhere you go, it's experience +3: experience +3."
"East Asia Little Bubble King: The landlord didn't wake up, let me wake her up!"
"Spring breeze ten miles: upstairs, let's let. I'm peeing yellow, let me come. ”
"Ten cigarettes are 5 yuan: let everyone with diabetes, and can't let the landlord taste a little sweetness."
"Gao Da Niang: I'll do it anyway, I have uremia."
……
"Sister, will there be anything later?" Lin Xi's voice suddenly appeared behind Lin Yun, and Lin Yun was frightened and covered the computer.
And Lin Xi Yuguang happened to see one of the comments.
"Our country has a complete set of criminal laws."
How is it the same as that system, why does it feel like Lin Yun is weird.
"Sister? Are you alright? Lin Xi patted Lin Yun on the back, thinking she was choking. And Lin Yunjiao's body trembled, she didn't even have the courage to turn back.
Taking a deep breath, Lin Yun said that she was also a person who had been deceived and intrigued on the last stage, what big scene had she never seen?
Looking back, Fanghua was in a trance. Different from the coldness of the past, full of nervousness and concern. It's supposed to be the same face as himself, but he can find new beauty every time. Combed a lady's ball hair, different from the previous deep style, cute and playful dress makes people feel like a different person. Looking down, the white T-shirt that is different from the body structure worn by himself has a big clover printed on it, but it looks better than himself. Moving his gaze downward, Lin Yun just glanced at it, and then turned his head, isn't this asking for the old lady's life? A pair of ultra-short hot pants and a pair of ivory-like polished legs, a little too fat, a little too thin.
"Oh, Xiaoxi. What's the matter? Lin Yun tilted her head to prevent the nosebleeds from gushing out.
"Sister, do you have time later? Shall I accompany you shopping? Lin Xi thought that Lin Yun was a little tired, so he hurriedly plucked Lin Yun and pinched his shoulder.
"Yes, yes, yes......"
Lin Yun felt the massage of the little hand on her shoulder, but her mind was blank, and she kept playing the same song on a loop.
Hallelujah, Hallelujah......
"Great, thank you, sister." Lin Xi patted Lin Yun on the shoulder, and then said that he was waiting in the hall outside, so you don't have to rush to eat first.
Lin Yun was still immersed in great happiness at this time, but was interrupted by the sudden ringtone of her mobile phone.
"Hello? Marriage? Am I with whom? My brother's? Let her die. ”
Before leaving the door.
"Xiaoxi, it's inappropriate for you to dress like this." Lin Yun took her eyes off Lin Xi's lap with difficulty and said the last thing she wanted to say. I can't help it, but if I let those women outside look at it, I can't stand it even more.
"Sure enough, very BT?" Lin Xi originally thought that in the feminist world, the identities of men and women were reversed. Just like in my own world before, women wear men's clothes, and no matter how you wear them, no one will say that you wear too much.
“BT? How so? How cool it is for Xiaoxi to wear this dress! "It's hard to see that Lin Xi has changed, but don't bounce back. It's just that the degree of this span is too big, yesterday it was still a cold and indifferent look like a fireworks, but today it has become cute, sexy and playful. It can't be a fever, right? Lin Yun looked at Lin Xi who was thinking, no, it's normal.
"Sister, it's really not strange that I'm wearing it like this?" Lin Xi looked at himself again, even if he went to the pseudo-street with this style, the women's clothing boss had to back down. But you don't wear makeup but are more feminine than women, can you believe it?
"No, it wouldn't be weird even if you wore a dress. In the early days, skirts were worn by men, and later it was found that skirts and armor were more convenient on the battlefield. The reason why most of those men don't wear skirts is that they can't set off the temperament that skirts have. After Lin Yun finished speaking, she opened her mobile phone and let Lin Xi watch several videos. Sure enough, there is a men's skirt festival or something. It's just that the screensaver is a photo of Lin Xi and Lin Yun, which makes Lin Yun embarrassed for a while.
Lin Xi didn't care about it, according to his own ideas, it was really right! So, the world can wear women's clothes unscrupulously?
"Cool White Kai: Hello, BT."