Chapter 291: The Cold of the Night
Together, everyone's eyes were attracted by the cold, and they saw the cold stand up violently, take out a two-meter-long white sword and point upward, raise their heads and laugh: "Hahaha!" The Queen of the Cold is coming! Surrender, ants, tremble! Hahaha! ”
Belch. Bubble *().
Everyone was left in a cold sweat, what is the situation?
"Boss, she came to you today, will she go out and forget to take medicine?" Hijiu asked in a low voice.
Chen Feng nodded: "It's possible!" ”
If the two of them are judged before and after, and they don't speak one by one, they must have not taken the medicine, or they have taken the wrong medicine.
After laughing coldly, he saw everyone looking at him with a dull face, and then burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, this queen is coming, you are all stupid by this queen's domineering!" Wowha! ”
Everyone was in a cold sweat and drooped down their chins, girl, we didn't scare you stupidly, we thought you were stupid!
"You, come here!" Leng pointed at Rijiu and shouted, "Pour wine for Queen Ben!" ”
"Huh? Why me? ”
"You're bald! The bald heads of the West are all under the control of this queen! Not yet! ”
"I'll rub!" Rijiu pointed at Chen Feng and said, "This bastard is also bald!" ”
"you!" Chen Feng jumped up violently, slapped Rijiu's bald head hard, and said angrily: "This is called hair walking!" Your kind of Huigen doesn't grow long! It's not the same! ”
"Humph! It doesn't matter how you guys go! You, full of wine! Leng pointed the big sword at the tip of Chen Feng's nose: "And you, the bald head, sing to this queen to help the wine!" ”
Rijiu whispered to Chen Feng: "Boss, I still remember that the white tiger said that it was cold and talked one by one during the day, but he didn't say what would happen at night, it's night now, I don't think this white tiger girl is normal." ”
Chen Feng nodded: "Well, it's indeed extraordinary, in comparison, it's normal to be fat." Hey, she made me miss fat. ”
"Humph!" Leng snorted coldly: "Tell you to do something, what are you muttering!" A bad omen for you! ”
Omen? A bad omen for the white tiger?
Chen Feng and the two of them were startled for a long time, but they couldn't stop the cold from shooting a golden light into their bodies, and the golden light entered their bodies, and the two of them saw that there was more red "omen" on their heads, but they didn't feel anything unusual.
"Boss, do you feel anything? Seems to be fine? Rijiu touched his body.
Chen Feng raised his head and stared at the red omen, and said dumbfoundedly: "It seems to be fine, but I suddenly have an ominous premonition in my heart, it seems that I am going to be struck by lightning, I don't know... Yes! No way! There is thunder! ”
As soon as Chen Feng's foreboding arose, he saw a blue light appear above his head, and a thunderbolt fell straight down.
"Crackle!"
I don't know where the heavenly thunder didn't chop Chen Feng to death, but it scorched him on the outside and tender on the inside!
A puff of black smoke spit out, Chen Feng's eyes were messy for a moment, why, why was there thunder!
Bai Jingjing saw that Chen Feng was struck by lightning, and hurriedly ran over to help Chen Feng, and said with concern: "Don't brother, are you okay?" After speaking, he glared at the cold and said, "Are you attacking other brothers!" How can you attack another brother! ”
Leng snorted coldly: "They have this queen's white tiger omen, and the ominous premonition will come true, lasting for ten years!" This is the fate of disobedience to this Queen! ”
"What!!" Rijiu cried and said with a sad face: "I seem to have a premonition that I will have hemorrhoids!" Yes!!! ”
Covering the chrysanthemum for a long time, his face is flushed, needless to say, this hemorrhoid is committed!
Is this still worth it?
Seeing that he had hemorrhoids for a long time, Chen Feng was so shocked that his face turned white! Because this guy has a premonition that he is going to be struck by lightning again! Or three!
Sure enough, as soon as the premonition came, three heavenly thunderbolts fell in a row!
"Crackle!"
The air suddenly smells of roast chicken, and with a little spice, it tastes really good!
Why!
Chen Feng, who was struck by lightning, was in tears, why! Why do we have a premonition of being struck by lightning! Are we born to owe split?
"Ah!!h Rijiu screamed: "I have a premonition that I am impotent!! Ahhh No, no, no!! Sister Cold, Aunt Cold, Her Majesty the Queen of Cold, please remove the bad omen! ”
Bai Jingjing was worried that Chen Feng would suffer again, so she hurriedly pleaded: "Sister Cold, take away the evil omen quickly, don't brother will be obedient." ”
No way! What do you call I will be obedient!!
Chen Feng's heart was quite unhappy, but he couldn't beat the cold, and the cold was in a perverted period, plus the bad omen of the white tiger was too terrible, the terrible thing was that this bad omen was not one in half a day, but one after another, and it lasted for ten years! Who can stand this?
"Uh-huh! Queen of Cold, solve my evil omen, what you say, I will do it! Chen Feng followed and begged for mercy, and saw that the rest of the people led by Chen Dong were sneaking away, in the noble spirit of pulling the back of the back even if he died, Chen Feng shouted: "Bastards, a bunch of unrighteous people, the Queen of Cold, they want to escape!" Give them a bad omen! ”
"I'm rubbing! Maple! You're ruthless! Chen Dong glared at Chen Feng fiercely, but saw a golden light shooting out, and he was so startled that he shouted: "Ah! Don't! ”
"Don't!"
Thousands of people on the field shouted in unison, but unfortunately, countless golden lights still shot towards them, and when they looked up, they all had a bad omen on their heads.
"Holy! I have a hunch that I will fall and bite my tongue! ”
"Ahh I have a hunch of being forced X by sows!! Ah, how could I have a hunch about this! Brother, quick, give me a knife! ”
"Holy! I have a premonition that I will be robbed, and I will only rob money and not sex!! I'm so handsome, what's the reason! ”
Thousands of people have all kinds of premonitions, all kinds of screams, this terrible cold! She didn't even let Bai Jingjing go!
Bai Jingjing looked at the red omen above her head, tears flowed down her eyes, and she cried: "I have a premonition that Brother Don't fall in love with a woman, but it's not me!" Whining.. I don't want it!! Sister Cold, no, Sister Cold, help me solve the omen!! I listen to you for everything, you make it big, I do it small, woo, I don't want my brother not to love me!! ”
"Humph!" looked around at everyone coldly, and said with a queen's domineering spirit: "Do you dare not listen to the words of this queen?" ”
"Don't dare, don't dare, what do you say, we'll do that!" Chen Feng hurriedly spoke, he had a premonition that he had been struck by lightning again! This time, I also specialize in splitting small **!
"Wha! Forgive me for not daring! This time, spare you, hum, if you don't do what Queen Ben says, I'll let you have a big omen! ”
Leng held one hand weakly, and a golden light shot out from the people who were present, converging on the palms of Leng Hand and the word "Omen" above these people's heads also disappeared.
Everyone slumped and sat on the ground, looking at the cold with frightened eyes, this girl's skills are so fucking perverted! A bad omen thrown over you is enough to make your life worse than death!! This is not an ordinary omen, this is a white tiger omen! Shelf life 10 years!!
"You! Full of wine! You, yes, look ugly and shave your head, sing! You, you, dance! And you, who has a little turtle on his shoulder, just you, give this queen a beating on the back! ”
Everyone surrendered to the cold queen Yinwei, and no one dared to disobey, but Chen Feng said depressedly: "I can't sing, can I beat my back?" I've honed my massage skills! ”
"Don't talk nonsense, sing it! Sing well to the soles of your own queen's feet. ”
"Uhhhh You didn't step on anything when you went out, did you? ”