Chapter 156: One hundred thousand volts

Shi Jinlang opened the three thousand whiskers, in addition to the hot wheels in the grid where things are usually placed, there is only a piece of fairy gold brick left, although the material of the hot wheels and the fairy gold bricks is metal, but the shape is not suitable for lightning rods, forging into thin and long may be okay, but Shi Jinlang does not have the tools to build now.

Shi Jinlang was bathed in rolling thunder, his scalp was numb by electricity, his lips were purple, his teeth were chattering, and his tongue was spit out.

"By the way, I almost forgot about this stubble!"

Shi Jinlang slapped his head and jumped up from the ground excitedly.

When the Martial Emperor of the Shadow Warrior Alliance crossed over, Huaiyade brought a bunch of high-tech gadgets, and after Shi Jinlang killed him by mistake, that bunch of high-tech gadgets became Shi Jinlang's private collection.

"This one can be!"

Shi Jinlang took out the Gatling machine gun from the 3,000 whiskers, there were six barrels on the barrel, the barrel was thin and long, and it was very suitable for being used as a lightning rod.

Just do it, Shi Jinlang opened his three-petal mouth, pounced on the barrel of the gun and said "click", the axle on the barrel was bitten off by him, and the six barrels were removed by him, Shi Jinlang put the barrels together, and then bit the porcelain with the interface with his teeth, so that there was a "lightning rod" of about six meters.

"Perfect, Master Rabbit is such a genius!"

Shi Jinlang stabbed this "lightning rod" into the ground, and two or three meters long were vacated on it, and it seemed to be a little interesting after finishing it, that is, I don't know what the quality of the barrel is, and whether it can withstand the repeated bombardment of the thunder.

"Boom—"

When Shi Jinlang was secretly worried, a thunderbolt slashed down, and the dazzling lightning fell straight down when Jinlang came overhead.

"I love your motherland, dear mother, give me some strength!"

Shi Jinlang looked at the dazzling plating English "Made-in-China" on the barrel of the gun, and then began to pray sincerely.

"Crackling—"

A burst of lightning flashed, and the lightning was successfully flashed by the "lightning rod" at a distance of Jinlang's head, and the dazzling lightning was reluctantly dragged to the barrel of the gun, and then drilled into the ground along the barrel.

“Yes!”

Shi Jinlang jumped up excitedly and hugged the barrel of the gun and kissed it, "Ahh

"Boom—"

"Boom—"

"Boom—"

Three more thunderbolts roared down, and the lightning that came from the thunder was all dragged to the ground by the "lightning rod", and Shi Jinlang stood aside, except for some cold wind when the lightning came, there was nothing else to feel.

"Ness!"

Shi Jinlang jumped three feet high, this new posture of the tribulation is really unprecedented, if those quasi-immortals who failed to cross the tribulation saw this "lightning rod", it is estimated that no one can hold down their coffin board.

"Hahaha, Lao Tzu is such a genius!"

Shi Jinlang looked stinky and very embarrassed, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky and said loudly: "Come on, call me, you can't call me, quack quack-"

"Grass and mud horses, who gave electricity to the hole?"

At this moment, a voice came from the ground.

"Biting gold?"

Shi Jinlang was stunned for a moment, lay on the ground and knocked: "Brother Jin, is it you?" ”

"You dead rabbit, did you get electricity into a hole in the ground?"

Hearing the sound of the rabbit, Cheng Yanjin immediately understood what was going on.

"yes, why are you down there?"

"There's a fight up there, your pig-headed master, and your young lady Ah Li are fighting against a group of demon seeds above!" Cheng Yanjin said angrily: "It's good that you dead rabbit, it's comfortable to hide inside!" ”

"Then why don't you go and help!"

"What are you kidding, Monkey King and Mao Mao were both killed, and they were sent to death after the pen!" Cheng Biting Jin snorted and said: "Besides, the relationship between the two of us is not iron, and Lao Tzu is not stupid, so Lao Tzu will not provoke them!" ”

"Maomao is dead?"

Shi Jinlang was stunned for a moment, and said loudly: "Are you sure Mao Mao is dead?" ”

"I'm not sure, because I'm far away, but if I hit it with such a big hammer, I will be crippled for life if I don't die!"

"No, you have to help me!" Shi Jinlang said anxiously: "I can't get out of the catastrophe now, you have to help me protect Ah Li!" ”

"Don't help!"

"Good brother, be angry!"

"Don't help!"

"Please!"

"It's useless to beg me!"

“1433223!”

"What's that?" Cheng Yanjin was stunned for a moment and said, "What is 1433223?" ”

"Ahh

"Ya Butterfly—"

As soon as Cheng Yanjin's words fell, a picture that could not be described in words appeared in his mind.

"Exciting!"

Cheng Yanjin felt a nosebleed spurting out, and as soon as he reached out and wiped it, the picture in his mind suddenly disappeared out of thin air.

"Is it pretty?"

The lewd voice of the rabbit came from overhead.

"Rabbits?"

"That's right, isn't it pretty?" Shi Jinlang said cheaply.

"Beautiful!" Cheng Yanjin did not hide his inner thoughts and said: "It's just too short, let's do it again!" ”

"Yes, as long as you go back to the ground now and help Master Rabbit protect Ah Li, Master Rabbit can give you 100 G!"

"Forget it then!" Cheng Yanjin shook his head and said: "Lao Tzu also wants to be in the limelight and pretend to be a force, but the three major protectors of the demon seed are too powerful, Sun Wukong is not their opponent, Lao Tzu can use it when he goes up!" ”

"When the time comes, not only will Ah Li not be able to keep it, but Lao Tzu will also have to burp on the spot!" Cheng Yanjin snorted: "If Lao Tzu dies, even if you give Lao Tzu 500G, Lao Tzu will not be able to see it!" ”

Shi Jinlang couldn't see the situation outside, and he didn't know how powerful the three major protectors of the demon seed were, but he heard Cheng Biting Jin say that even Sun Wukong was not an opponent, and it seemed that these three inconspicuous guys were some hard stubble.

"You're right!"

Shi Jinlang paced two steps in place, and said to himself: "Unless you have the absolute strength to fight against the three major protectors of the demon seed, otherwise going up is purely giving people heads!" ”

"So, the rabbit should give the 100G to Lao Tzu!" Cheng Yanjin said with a smile: "If you can't resist the thunder robbery, it's a pity that this kind of cultural treasure is lost in you, you give it to Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will help you inherit it!" ”

"Boom—"

A thunderbolt slashed down, Cheng Yanjin was electrocuted, his scalp was numb, and his voice trembled a little.

"If you don't give it to the rabbit, if you don't give it to Lao Tzu, you have to leave, and if you stay any longer, you may be electrocuted to death in this hole!"

"Wait a minute!" Shi Jinlang patted his head and said, "There is!" ”

"What's there? Don't tell Lao Tzu that you are pregnant at this juncture, Lao Tzu will not deliver babies! ”

"We have electricity!" Shi Jinlang laughed "haha" and said: "Aren't they amazing, let's make a 100,000-volt electrocution girl!" ”

PS: Book friends group 35721393