Chapter 12: The Toad and the Straw Sandals
Yun Ting didn't know what was happening in Julu and various states, and it would take two or three days for the pigeon that Lu Qingcheng released to deliver the letter to Luoyang, which was still conservative, if the pigeon encountered any accidents, then Yun Ting would not know the fact that the Yellow Turban had revolted in a short period of time.
Luoyang is the only place that seems calm, at least for now, the turbulence under the waves, always underneath the outward calm decoration, and can only be detected when it really erupts.
It's also morning, and Yun Ting, who has finished pulling the skin with the nasty Hui, is now shopping, shopping very leisurely, and there is no half a person beside him, not even the young slave who comes out.
When he knew that Cao Cao and Yuan Shao's mission had been successful, Yun Ting couldn't wait for the system's prompt, and naturally wanted to look through the good feelings with everyone, and finally realized that now he was an authentic resident of the Three Kingdoms. All the functions that belong to the player can't be used, and even the prestige and favor can't be queried, which is the current situation of Yunting.
It's just that Yun Ting knows that in the Three Kingdoms, he doesn't rely on data to speak, so he doesn't have much sense of loss, at most it is inconvenient. Take good feelings as an example, brushing up to life and death is not the same as being a friend forever, he will not betray you, everything is possible, this is reality, and it is also a game. If you think this game is just a game, then you lose.
Yun Ting was shopping, the only thing he felt inconvenient was the problem of the package, now he could not have a package as before, he could live that kind of ostentatious shopping life, nor could he be like before, his clothes were torn, and when he was hungry, he could take things out of the package and use them.
All kinds of inconveniences make it difficult for Yunting to adapt, it's just that it takes a long time to get used to.
Yun Ting is now standing in the middle of the long street, looking at the pedestrians walking everywhere and the street vendors who stop, and there is a lot of emotion in his heart. Now that he is in the game, he no longer has the feeling of being an outsider, and after the player's function is eliminated, he can really experience the feeling of the Three Kingdoms. It's just a game, of course, not so many people will look for abuse, but abuse is one thing, experience and challenge are another, and Yun Ting is just between the latter kind of people.
In fact, this choice, in the entire game, at least 10% of the players chose to be real and integrate into this world, and many of them are masters. Even if it is only 10 percent, it seems that the value is very low, but no one can say how much this 10 percent score will bring more changes and impact to the world of the Three Kingdoms than the rest of the 90 percent scores.
Behind Yun Ting's back, he still carried those two swords, but this time he carried it differently from the previous back. Yun Ting can clearly perceive that the weight of the sword is much lighter, this is not a matter of reducing the burden of the two swords, Yun Ting is convinced that it should be caused by the choice of choosing the truth.
Yun Ting also has a gold medal kitchen knife in his waist, these weapons he has to carry with him, now it's not like before, there is a danger that you can take out the weapon from the package, if there is an accident, who is Yun Ting looking for now, where to get it? By the time they really got it, they had already left the Three Kingdoms and disappeared from there.
In addition, there are two more purses on Yun Ting's waist, one large and one small, the big one was sewn for him by the young slave, and the small one was given to him by Zhang Yao when he was in Zhangjia Village. Similarly, the two purses were used by Yun Ting as wallets, although the two of them didn't know why, but Yun Ting knew that there was no package now, if there was no wallet, where should the silver be placed? Yun Ting also added an extra burden to his back, which was used to hold some usual clothes, some dry food, and the wooden box, which were all indispensable.
According to the speed at which Yunting damaged his clothes before, if there was no package, he might have run naked, and now he must prepare an extra burden to avoid running naked. With these things, Yun Ting is like a person who has gone far away, but the package no longer exists, so Yun Ting can only settle for it and design himself into this kind of dusty and somewhat bloated shape.
"Liu Bei's brand straw sandals, Liu Bei Liu Xuande personally weaved, the grass is more exciting! Wear Liu Bei's brand straw sandals, so that you are prepared, after wearing it, you can walk like flying, travel Kyushu in one day, brave than Guan Yu Zhang Fei, escape like Liu Da'er, a thousand times a night! ”
"Yes, you heard it right, and you read it right! The well-known trademark of the Three Kingdoms, the inspection-free products of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei brand straw shoes are here! Don't 338, don't 118, don't 88! Only 38 copper plates! That's right, you heard it right, now you only need 38 copper plates to buy Liu Bei brand straw sandals! Now collect a whole string of 20 pairs of straw sandals and send a must-have for travel, warm in winter and cool in summer, Liu Bei brand straw mat! ”
A very incendiary word came from a distance, hula-la, and a large number of people ran towards the source of the sound.
Yun Ting was eating a few strings of rock sugar gourds in his hands at this time, and when he heard these words, a sugar gourd squirted out of his mouth and bounced on the back of the pedestrian walking in front of Yun Ting. The red and bright sugar gourd carried the saliva of the clouds, and there were a few tooth marks, which were glued to the back of the pedestrian, but the pedestrian was about to see the excitement and didn't feel it.
"Interesting." Yun Ting felt very curious, ate the sugar gourd, followed the footsteps of others, and walked towards the destination.
"Isn't this a toad that eats a phoenix? This kid. As soon as Yun Ting reached the source of the sound, he saw a high platform set up with three long tables on the side of the street, and the toad that ate the phoenix stood on it, holding straw sandals and talking endlessly.
Beside him, there are two bamboo poles, and the bright flags fluttering on the bamboo poles are particularly bright and moving, especially the content, which is even more eye-catching.
On the left side is written: Liu Bei straw shoes, shoes and shoes are wonderful, and grass is healthier.
On the right side is written: Xuande products, excellent products, everywhere is good.
There is also a horizontal batch on the table, a family of straw sandals. Yun Ting stood below and saw this couplet, he couldn't cry or laugh, he even forgot to eat the rock sugar gourd in his hand, and pricked up his ears, wanting to hear if a phoenix could fly out of the toad's mouth.
The name Liu Bei made those aborigines of the Three Kingdoms confused, but they also left a deep impression on this name. Because in the mouth of the toad eating the phoenix, Liu Bei is completely defined as the prince of straw shoes, so these aborigines will be curious about what the prince of straw shoes is like. Whether they are good at making straw sandals or look like straw sandals, these two questions caused them to think deeply. Maybe after they heard Liu Bei's name in the future, their first reaction was not that he was a prince, but straw sandals!
Compared with these aborigines who don't know anything, the others who are more lively are the players, and most of them know who Liu Bei is. I have to say that the publicity power of the TV station is very extensive, coupled with the cross-century online game of the Three Kingdoms, as well as the eloquence of Zhongtianyi, so that the people who have forgotten about the Three Kingdoms can remember the Three Kingdoms again and understand the Three Kingdoms!
"You can't be fake, right? Liu Bei's straw sandals, I think you made it yourself. One player asked loudly, and the others nodded their heads in agreement.
In the Three Kingdoms, there is no quality certification and consumer rights protection association, so whether the straw sandals are made by Liu Bei or not, players will not buy them. They would rather wear cloth shoes woven by ordinary people, even if cloth shoes are more expensive and straw shoes are cheaper, they will not wear Liu Beina's straw shoes, the reason is very simple, straw shoes are prickly and uncomfortable.
"This is the straw sandals made by Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, believe it or not, this will appreciate in value, five years later, you can't buy it if you want to, limited edition!" The toad who ate the phoenix swore by it, picked up a pair of straw sandals, and looked at it with appreciation, as if it were treating a brilliant diamond.
"Look at it, this luster, this grass, and the weaving technique and shape are all rare in the world. As soon as you wear such shoes, others will know that you have taste at first glance, be ashamed of yourself at the second glance, and take off your shoes at the third glance. For the gift, the auspicious product of blind date, the god of battle! ”
There was a boo from the audience, and in a blink of an eye, all the people were gone, and no one looked at the toad or the straw sandals.
The phoenix-eating toad on the stage squatted down, patted the straw sandals in his hand very angrily, and muttered: "These straw sandals, but I bought them with half of my savings, and I bought Lao Zhang's things with other savings, plus the travel expenses of the hardware, even if I want to go back and return the goods, I can't return them." Alas..."The sighing toad, the vicissitudes of life, the body is gloomy, coupled with the Sven face, there is quite a kind of pitiful taste.
Suddenly, his eyes swept to the audience, and he saw the only person who was still standing in place, that is, Yun Ting, who was still standing in place eating rock sugar gourds, and his originally dim eyes suddenly lit up.
Then it dimmed again, and the toad that ate the phoenix looked at the rock sugar gourd in Yun Ting's hand, and thought to himself, "This can't be a fool, right?" It's so big, and it eats rock sugar gourds, it looks like a fool..."
Slandering, the toad who ate the phoenix still showed a bright smile, and on the high platform, he asked Yun Ting, who was standing below, and said, "What, knight, seeing that you are so handsome, you know that you are invincible at a glance." Come on, buy a pair, buy to ensure that you are intellectually superb, travel thousands of miles a day, and ten thousand times a night! ”
"A pair?" Yun Ting glanced at the toad, threw the wooden stick of the rock sugar gourd that he had eaten, and said disdainfully, "Don't buy it." ”
"I'm grassy, dry, despised. It turns out that he is not a fool, he is not a fool and he is pretending to be a fool, it seems that he is more stupid than a fool! The toad who ate the phoenix thought in his heart, leaned down, and took all the tools of this stall back into the package, left here, set up another stall, and continued to sell straw sandals.
Looking at the appearance of the toad, Yun Ting unconsciously laughed, and said again: "I bought all these straw sandals." ”
The toad that ate the phoenix stiffened, stopped cleaning up, looked at Yun Ting suspiciously, and asked in a tone of disbelief, "Is this true?" ”
"Really." Yun Ting had already taken out a grain of gold from the purse around his waist and put it in the palm of his hand.
"I'll rub it." The face of the toad on the high platform suddenly changed, became very solemn, and said through gritted teeth, "All the grandmothers of my grass court, and even the eighteenth generation of women, let the daughters they give birth to look like sows and have no assholes." The son born is like withered grass, and the little jj is more tortuous than an earthworm. ”
The toad who ate the phoenix scolded this paragraph, which made Yun Ting a little inexplicable, and looked at the toad in a daze, wondering if this guy was stimulated to the point of insanity by his act of buying straw sandals.
The toad that ate the phoenix put everything into the package at a faster speed, and then ran to Yun Ting, and asked cautiously in an extremely solemn tone: "Are you called Yun Ting?" ”
"How do you know?" Yun Ting was surprised in his heart, and even had an illusion that the toad had also been reborn, but looking at the performance of selling straw shoes just now, it didn't look like the work that the Rebirth Party would do.
"Run!"
As soon as the toad eating the phoenix finished speaking, the streets shook everywhere, and from the end came the neighing of horses, the strides of soldiers, and even the shouts.
"Catch the Yellow Turban traitor Yunting, you don't need a living person, just a dead body. Those who behead their heads will be rewarded with a thousand gold and promoted to the captain of the shooting voice. ”
"Catch the traitor Yunting..."
"Suffer death, Yellow Turban thief."
All kinds of shouts, the earth shook the sky, and those soldiers had only one direction, that is, they ran towards the East Street on Yun Ting's side, and quickly approached the location where Yun Ting and the toad were. Depending on the situation, this is actually a premeditated and planned operation, and the spearhead is pointed directly at the clouds, regardless of anything else.
Hearing these voices, Yun Ting's heart was horrified, he had been waiting for this moment, and it really appeared as he thought. This is the second bet between him and Feng Xu, the first set they played a draw, and the second set was a tiebreaker! As long as he survives and escapes from Luoyang, he can win this game and complete his plan!
(End of chapter)
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