188 Sea Fishing Paperwork? One more dozen

The gate of the west county seat.

The little Taoist priest took Xu Ruoxue's hand: "I said Ruoxue, Xixian County is full of sea fishing notices for the two of us, and we are now being published, and we are being published!" In broad daylight, are we really just swaggering in? Is it really impossible to be a clay sculpture of the officers and soldiers in the city? ”

Xu Ruoxue smiled: "Husband, be relieved!" Isn't it just a sea fishing paperwork, and we don't go to the top exam and become a big official, that thing is useless to us. ”

The little Taoist priest sighed: "Ruoxue, tell you the truth with your husband, do you have a fancy for which handsome offspring and want to change your husband to play?" As soon as this officer and soldier come up, you Xu Nuxia will fly off the wall, and your husband and I don't have wings! ”

Xu Ruoxue said angrily: "What did the husband say? It's time to fight! ”

She reluctantly explained: "This sea fishing document is really not of much use to people in the rivers and lakes. The white road is a lot, but what about the black road? Hehe, if anyone doesn't carry Zhang Hai's fishing papers, they will be ashamed to death when they go out. For the underworld masters, that thing is a title given by the emperor Lao Tzu, and the more this one, the more glorious it is! ”

"Anyone in the underworld likes to stare at the sea fishing documents when they have nothing to do. If anyone has seven or eight sea fishing documents on their backs, then when they go out, tsk, everyone knows it. As soon as the gangsters saw it, they would definitely bow their heads, and they didn't need to show any gangsters at all. When you go out, it's called a majesty, and you don't need money to eat and stay in the hotel. ”

"Like the one I used to destroy the Sichuan Shu underworld general faction, the lion of Zhujiazhuang in western Sichuan, he had at least twenty or thirty sea fishing documents on him. It's just on this road, and it's all pseudonyms. The underworld masters from all walks of life who were taken in by him in Zhujiazhuang were afraid that there were one or two hundred sea fishing documents on his back. But what does it matter, although everyone in western Sichuan knows how many big crimes he has committed, he is still full of friends every day, and he calls those prefects and county orders brothers. ”

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded. After staying for a long time, he sighed: "No wonder the reader said, 'Chivalry violates the ban with martial arts', and this is really the case!" Hey, I said that after Xu Ruoxue learned that she was sent a sea fishing document, not only was she not annoyed, but she smiled, so that's the case! ”

But Aunt Xu, you are a heroine of the white road, and you are not the killer of the underworld. You are a wife, and you will be a mother in the future, can you be happy about this?

Well, it has been decided, the education of children in the future must not be handed over to Xu Nuxia. Especially, boys.

The awe of the government in his heart, after being killed by Xu Ruoxue, the little Taoist priest finally had the courage to enter the city with Xu Ruoxue.

The soldiers guarding the door glanced at them lazily, and were glared at by Xu Ruoxue fiercely, and immediately lowered their heads obediently.

After entering the city, Xu Ruoxue happily pulled the little Taoist priest to see the sea fishing documents.

The little Taoist priest complained bitterly in his heart, but he couldn't break free from the soft beauty's hand, so he had to pretend to be calm and pretend to be "I am a serious person".

As soon as he saw the sea fishing papers, all the worries and fears in the little Taoist's heart disappeared in an instant, and the only thing left in his heart was grievances!

He pointed to the portrait and shouted, "I'll go!" I'll go, Daoye, am I so ugly? Who is the uncle drawn above? It's ugly, not to mention, the expression is still so obscene. That's clearly a bad uncle who takes a piece of candy and wants to seduce a little girl! ”

As soon as he was excited, he pointed to his face and shouted: "I'll go, look, Master Dao, I obviously look like this!" Master Dao, I'm obviously good-looking, okay? This is a slander against Dao Ye me. No way! I had to go to Wang Xianling and ask him to ask someone to paint it again. How can this be true, how can it really be true? ”

He was so excited, his voice was too loud, not to mention the people left and right, even the catcher who was guarding the sea fishing documents had looked over.

"Wow", instead of being afraid, those people surrounded at once.

The lady said, "Ah, what a little fairy? Immortals, you have eliminated the evil ghosts on Dingjun Mountain, this is a great kindness! I think my cousin's cousin's niece lives there, and the poor family of three is all dead! Come, I have a basket of eggs, please take them to the little fairy. ”

The scholar said, "Great! The Taoist Patriarch is so young that he has done such a feat. Thinking that the evil ghost has harmed countless people, not to mention the western county, even Xingyuan Mansion was shocked overnight! Fortunately, the immortal chief was born out of thin air, and he turned the tide at this critical moment! Dao Da En, the people of Xingyuan Mansion dare not forget each other! Daoist, please accept a certain bow. ”

The lady said: "Immortal Changsheng is really good-looking, he is still so young, and his ability is so strong. I don't know, I don't know if the immortal chief has ever married a wife. The slave family is twenty-eight years old, and he looks okay, but he has not yet been allowed to marry others. Immortal Chief, would you like to go to my house and sit down? ”

This uncle said,......

After a while, the little Taoist priest was surrounded by water. Outside the crowd, all the people also rushed to witness this, the little gods and great benefactors who got rid of the evil ghosts.

Seeing this, the catcher raised the iron ruler and shouted, "Look at what you see, scattered, scatter for me", and danced the iron ruler fiercely while shouting.

The people were afraid of the government, so they reluctantly dispersed one by one.

The catcher quickly walked over and arched his hand, his face was bitter as if he was about to drip bitter water: "Immortal Chief, I have heard those soldiers say about the things on Dingjun Mountain, and I know that Immortal Chief has absolutely no fault, only great merit." ”

"But," he said, pointing to the sea-catching paperwork on the wall, "this paperwork has already been ordered, and I can't remove it even if I wait, right?" Immortal Elder, you are merciful, please do well, get out of this city, okay? Your boss swaggered here, after all, the little ones eat public food, this, it's really not easy to make a difference! You keep saying yes, no? ”

The little Taoist priest smiled helplessly, so he had to say: "It's easy to say anything else, but our horses are still at the inn, so we have to take this horse away!" ”

Catch quickly and pat his head: "too!" However, the immortal chief's horse is now in the county office, so he will help the immortal chief. ”

The little Taoist priest hurriedly handed over a piece of silver: "This is the cost of the inn, please help me settle it." ”

As soon as he caught the silver, he knew that there was a lot of oil and water in it, and he smiled and went happily.

Seeing that the hunt was about to leave, the people gathered around again and asked the little fairy to tell him about the experience of catching ghosts.

The little Taoist priest also had the heart to publicize this matter, so he moved a stool, stood up, and talked about it with relish. He is very eloquent, and the story itself is extremely tortuous, thrilling, and sensational, and the people are so obsessed with it that they can't even chase them away.

When they got to the back, they saw a group of people gathered around the city gate, all of them silent, and they could hear it attentively, and from time to time they cooperated with a burst of exclamation, or shed a handful of tears. Outside of the crowd, there are a few other catchers, well, trying to maintain order!

After the story was told, the horse also arrived, and the people of Xixian County saw each other off with tears, and the little Taoist priest and Xu Ruoxue said goodbye.

After getting out of the city gate and traveling quickly, Xu Ruoxue lay on the horse's back, suddenly laughing, and leaned back and forth with laughter.

The little Taoist priest looked at the two tall horses, a basket of eggs on the left, a basket of cabbage on the right, and then touched the extra few embroidered handkerchiefs in his arms, and laughed loudly!

Laughing enough, the little Taoist priest was still not angry: "Really, that Wang County Order is so authentic that he painted me so ugly." ”

Xu Ruoxue smiled again: "Husband is really, why do you paint you very similarly, let the whole world come to arrest you!" ”

The little Taoist priest thought about it, but he was confused.

Xu Ruoxue said: "Husband, early this morning, after Na Langzhong left, I changed my clothes and appeared in front of Wang Xian Ling in a dignified manner. Wang Xianling was just frightened by the female ghost, and when he was scared by me again, he immediately agreed obediently, there will be no real general compilation of us in Xixian. ”

"If the government doesn't want to really get through someone, they will do something in this sea fishing paperwork. Like the husband took a photo, he painted the portrait not like himself. Like I have been veiled, I simply do not leave a portrait, and deliberately note that my martial arts are skillful. In this way, even if you want to catch someone, you can't catch it. Not to mention, as long as the top is not urged, which tolerance will take a huge risk to do such a flattering thing. ”

Only then did the little Taoist priest understand that he was completely relieved at the moment. It's just that I can't help but sigh a little in my heart, thinking that this Xixian County is located in the north of Xingyuan Mansion, and it is already the front line of Song and Jin. But the tolerances in West County are all like this, and I am afraid that other places in the Great Song Dynasty are even more ...... No wonder, those people in the rivers and lakes drink fragrant and spicy food, and they all live freely.

The two of them hurried and galloped all the way, returning to Lizhou a few days later.

When I came back, it was already the middle of the night, and after opening the gate of the Jiuxiao Palace, Wu Zhenzi and several old Taoist priests hurried over.

As soon as she saw the two of them, Gogo Mako's eyes were dark and crumbling, but fortunately someone next to her held her.

Wu Zhenzi pushed the man away and asked anxiously, "Where is my junior brother?" Where are the sons? ”

After the Nine Nights Palace, the little Taoist priest lingered for a long time and did not dare to come in, and when he heard this, his eyes were even redder, and he turned his head and did not dare to speak.

Xu Ruoxue had no choice but to say: "Dao Chief, please mourn by the way!" ”

Wu Zhenzi couldn't stand still, sat on the ground with his ass, and asked in despair: "Festival, festival mourning by the way?" Are they all dead? Didn't even reply? ”

Xu Ruoxue nodded with difficulty.

Wu Zhenzi snorted, rolled her eyes, and fainted directly.

There was chaos in the room.

After being rescued, Wu Zhenzi was stunned for a while, and cried bitterly: "Senior brother, Taiyizi, you wait, how can it be like this, how can it be like this!" Kill me, kill me! ”

Everyone cried for a while!

In the quiet of the night, the cry was very distinct. So after a while, the news of the death of Mamoko and others spread.

Jiuxiao Palace, suddenly the cry shook the sky!

After telling everything that happened in Dingjun Mountain, the sky was already bright.

But overnight, Wu Zhenzi, who was originally ruddy, was already as white as paper, and it seemed that overnight, his spirit was gone.

Looking at his stumbling body when he went out, the little Taoist priest sighed. Even if he doesn't look good, he can see that most of the vitality of Wu Zhenzi's body has been gone, and the dead air has gradually grown, and he will definitely not live for long.

On the fourth day, without waiting for the coffins of Shou Zhenzi and others to arrive, the little Taoist priest took his leave. He really didn't want to stay in this sad place.

Satoru Mako understood his feelings, and he didn't force him to stay. It's just that before parting, he pulled the little Taoist priest into the abbot's room and carefully took out a jade box.

Placing the jade box on the table, Wu Zhenzi bowed three times, and then respectfully handed it to the little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest opened it, and what was in the box was actually the Yongyou pen.

The first emperor Huizong was given by the emperor, and was used by Wang Wenqing's grandfather, and then enshrined by the Jiuxiao Palace to this day. Used to draw talismans, a divine object that can greatly increase the probability of drawing spirit runes, Yongyou pen!

The little Taoist priest was shocked: "Brother Dao, what does this mean?" ”