02 Tongue kiss with the hanged ghost

As soon as the little Taoist priest grasped the hand of the big man in the lead, he instantly burst into tears: "Fate! I met six heroes in such a remote place, the little one, the little one was dumbfounded! Think about the year, think about the ...... back then"

He patted his head and pondered there, and a big man couldn't help but say: "Back then, there were six of us, and six swords went to Black Wind Village. Since then, the Black Wind Sixteen Evils have been removed from the rivers and lakes! ”

"Exactly," the little Taoist priest exclaimed, he picked up the wine jug on the table, and filled himself with a glass of wine: "Today I have to see six heroes who are famous, chivalrous, and chivalrous, boy, me, me." Don't say it, I'll do it. ”

Raising a toast, he took a sip.

"Okay." The six big men shouted.

"Hero, please." He filled the right hand with wine, raised a glass and did it first as a respect, but the big sleeves of the robe were unfurled, but the wine was all in the sleeves.

After six glasses in a row, the wine jug was empty, and a big man shouted, "Beauty, bring the wine." ”

The curtain sounded, and a beautiful lady came out. Twenty-three or four years old, coarse clothes and wooden hairpins, but they can't hide a bit of bright color.

"Tianyi." The beautiful woman was shocked when she saw the little Taoist, and hurriedly ran over: "Why are you here?" ”

As she spoke, her hand eagerly grabbed the little Taoist's hand and shook it vigorously.

"Sister Qiu'e, it's okay, these are all heroes in the world, the top masters of the dignified Qingcheng Sword School, all of them are chivalrous and chivalrous. How could such a famous and decent peerless hero bully a weak woman like his sister? Decent people are the most important reputation, chivalrous words first, and my sister is too worried. ”

"That is, what can we do with you? The third child just touched your little face, it's not a big deal! ”

As soon as he heard this, the little Taoist's eyes narrowed, and his good-looking eyebrows suddenly turned into a sharp sword.

When he turned around, his eyes were full of smiles. snatched the wine jug in Qiu'e's hand, and said with a smile: "Sister Qiu'e, go, you stay in the back room, and I will accompany a few heroes to drink." ”

"Come, six heroes, we won't get drunk today. I'm a hairy boy toasting, you can't weaken the name of Qingcheng's six cheap. ”

"Cut, bunny, who's afraid of whom. Come, drink. ”

……

After a long time, the little Taoist priest came out, and when he went out, he staggered, as if he was about to get drunk.

But when he turned a corner, he straightened up, his eyes were clear, and he was a little drunk.

After a while, the villagers who were waiting outside the door surrounded and asked, "Tianyi, are you okay?" ”

The little Taoist priest raised his hand, and all the villagers were silent.

He put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky, and said coldly, "It's going to be dark." ”

All the villagers raised their heads together, and when they saw that the sun was sinking in the west, they shivered again.

A villager said quietly: "Yes, it's getting dark." ”

As soon as he said this, all the villagers "made an uproar" again, and walked away cleanly, and their eyes were full of awe before leaving.

Only the boldest and most uncared for Xiao Shi remained there, and he looked at the little Taoist priest with a look of adoration: "Brother Tianyi, you are the most powerful!" ”

"Hmph", the little Taoist snorted coldly, and when he looked back at the inn, a cold light flashed in his eyes: "The sky of Jiuyin Town, the day is your day, and the night is my Zhang Tianyi's day!" ”

With that, he walked up the hill with his hands in his hands. That posture is very chic and calm.

After only walking a few steps, the little stone behind him shouted, "Brother Tianyi, you peed your pants." ”

The little Taoist priest was furious: "You just peed your pants, that's wine, it's wine." ”

"Oh, it's wine! It's not good, Brother Tianyi, your crotch is cracked. ”

The little Taoist priest's body stiffened, and he reflexively touched under his crotch, and was stunned after touching it.

Then he straightened up and continued to walk calmly up the hill.

Xiao Shi's eyes were full of red hearts: "Wow, Brother Tianyi is so handsome, he can walk so chic even with a cracked crotch!" ”

"Brother Tianyi, I also want to learn. But wouldn't that freeze the chicks? ”

"Could it be? Could it be? ”

……

Sub-hour minutes.

The night is dark.

Qingcheng Six Swords walked on the mountain road.

"Boss, no, how do I feel that this area is eerie and scary!"

"Jian San, as far as you are concerned, we are people who practice martial arts. People who practice martial arts are full of yang energy, and ghosts dare not get close. You have been practicing swords for eighteen years, just this rat guts. ”

"Boss, this place is indeed evil. The first time I killed someone, I didn't panic so much. ”

Jian Yi was furious, took a few steps ahead, pointed to a few junior disciples and asked, "We are the famous Qingcheng Six Swords." Tell me, are the six swords of Qingcheng afraid of ghosts? ”

The five swords stood still, looked at each other, gritted their teeth, and nodded in unison.

As soon as the sword was angry, he drew his sword and was about to hit: "You bastards, Master and his old man are now haunted by powerful ghosts, and his life is in danger." The disciples of Qingcheng are pouring out of the nest, looking for masters in the rivers and lakes everywhere. The six of us were responsible for finding Tianyun Zhenren, and it had been delayed for a long time. Finally got the exact news, you are afraid to step forward in this cowering? ”

"Boss, Master is known as the third sword in the world, and his swordsmanship is mysterious. Even his old man was entangled by powerful ghosts, which shows how powerful the ghosts are. Let's go up at this time, what if we also encounter a powerful ghost? ”

"Yes, Boss, why don't you go up again tomorrow at noon. This mountain is really scary! ”

Jian Yi said angrily: "Didn't you listen to what the little Taoist priest said? Tianyun Zhenren is his master, and he is in retreat now, and he will wake up at the next hour tonight. The next time I wake up, it will be fifteen days later. Fifteen days, you can wait. ”

"Boss, is that kid lying to us?"

"Lie to a yarn, if it weren't really a real apprentice, then the little Taoist priest would be able to tell his master's things one by one vividly, and he would be all right?"

The five swords had nothing to say, sighed, and continued to walk forward.

Walk a little longer.

"Boss, why is this road getting darker and darker, the wind blowing colder and cooler, and the more the bird calls, the more scary it becomes?"

"I'll go, you're holding a torch, you're still afraid of a fart. Turtle son, you are really going to be afraid, so draw your sword. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, "brush, brush", five long swords were unsheathed.

"Turtle son's." Jian Yi scolded. After hesitating, he drew his sword with a curse.

With the long sword in hand, Qingcheng Liujian was much bolder and continued to move forward.

"I'll go, tomorrow there will be a moon tomorrow, why is it still so dark here?"

"Yes, it's obviously a good torch, why is this light so dark?"

"No, my torch is out."

"Hell, there's no wind, and my torches are out."

"There's a ghost!"

"What the hell you're big!" Jian Yi shouted: "Bright Sword Array." ”

"Huh", the six people quickly moved into position, and the sword formation was formed in an instant.

After a while, nothing happened.

"Boss, I want to pee."

"you, Jian Liu, at the critical moment, what kind of chain are you hanging, hold on!"

"I can't hold it back, boss, I've drunk too much wine today, or I'll solve it on the spot."

"Get out of the way, your pee is the worst. Hurry up. ”

Kenroku stepped aside and pulled open his pants tremblingly. Because of fear, he also spilled his urine tremblingly, and a lot of it was spilled on his shoes.

Kenroku screamed "unlucky" and was about to pull up the belt of his trousers, but saw an extra child two feet in front of him.

The kid was surprisingly big, lying on the ground, looking curiously at the thing he was using to pee.

Jian Liu smiled and said, "You little boy, come to this ghost place at night, aren't you afraid of being caught by ghosts?" ”

Speaking of this, his drunken head reacted: In this barren mountains and mountains, you can't see your fingers, and in the place where the wind gusts, which child dares to come?

Not a child, that is?

Kenroku stretched out his hand and pointed at the child, his mouth wide open, his whole body trembling, wanting to speak but unable to speak.

The kid smiled strangely at him. After this laugh, the child's eyes, nostrils, and mouth continued to bleed. Blood, dark red, dark red, endlessly, flowing. While bleeding, the side of the child's mouth opened, and the more it opened, the wider it opened.

Kenroku finally shouted, "Ghost, ghost! ”