Chapter 345: Listen to Me! Father!
Hao Meng in front of the screen glanced at the women's photos from the group leader, and couldn't wait to summon the funny system to check the completion of today's task.
[Today's mission has been completed!] Rewards have been distributed! 】
Hao Meng clenched her little palm, felt the touch of the dice from the funny system in her hand, and nodded her little head with satisfaction.
The task is finally completed, and as for throwing the dice or something, it's better to fulfill the promise first.
Thinking of this, Hao Meng switched to another account she had just registered, entered the group number in the search field, and then applied to join the group......
Just applied to join the group, and it was almost a second of effort, Hao Meng's Lori S was pulled into the group by the group owner administrator of the dead house group.
['Funny little Lori' joins this group!] 】
"Welcome funny little Lori to the group!! Come out and welcome! ”
When Hao Meng entered the group as this trumpet, the first thing he bore the brunt of was the warm welcome of the group leader of the dead house.
However, the embarrassing thing is that the group is still in a state of silence, so at this time, only the owner of the dead house group is cheering in the whole group......
As for Hao Meng's current funny little Lori Trumpet, it is even more because only the group owner and management can speak in the group, so he is in a state of silence like everyone else.
However, at this time, Hao Meng in front of the computer was a little stunned to look at the prompts on the screen that kept popping up to apply for friends, and the prompt sound in the stereo was even more ghostly......
It's horrible...... Fortunately, this is a trumpet that can be discarded at any time, and now this number has been completely wasted......
Not to mention anything else, as soon as this account is exposed, these people who keep applying to add friends are enough to harass themselves to the point of collapse, not to mention those strangers who have a temporary conversation and chat with themselves privately.
Hao Meng hurriedly opened the settings of the chat software, blocked all the temporary conversations and message prompts, and then clicked on his main account, pretending to be funny and coding in the group.
"What about the group leader? What about people? Hurry up and lift the ban! People's funny little Lori is waiting in the group! ”
"I don't know...... Odd...... Shouldn't I see the funny little Lori enter the group and faint excitedly......"
The Dead House Master replied with some uncertainty.
……
At the same time, in reality......
"Father, listen to me first! Don't think about it! ”
Zhang Zhao, who was dressed in women's clothes, ran out of the study quickly, grabbed his father's arm and shook it and shouted.
Zhang Zhao never expected that his father, who was supposed to go home in the afternoon, would return home early at noon, and he happened to run into his own women's clothes!
The moment his father pushed the door, he just looked at the appearance of his women's clothes, and saw his father who was stunned by the scene in front of him, Zhang Zhao was quite worried that his father would mistakenly think that he had a woman's dress, but now he is afraid that he can't wash it even if he jumps into the Yellow River......
After a shake, the father seemed to be woken up by Zhang Zhao from shock, his eyes looked up and down at the son he almost didn't recognize, he raised his right hand that was trembling with anger, and said to this unsuccessful woman son as if he was a teenager.
"Zhao Zhao...... You...... I gave birth to a son like you! ”
After speaking, the father's trembling right hand wanted to slap his son's face fiercely.
In danger, Zhang Zhao had no choice but to grit his teeth and close his eyes and shout.
"Not what you think! My women's clothes are actually for the funny little Lori! ”
With a gust of wind, the big hand hurriedly stopped on Zhang Zhao's cheek, whose eyes were closed.
The father, who was still angry just now, looked at the flesh and blood in front of him who didn't know whether to call it a 'daughter' or a 'son' with a stunned face, put down his slap, and asked with some surprise.
"Slippery ...... Comical? Lori? Could it be that you're talking about that ......?"
The father hurriedly shut up halfway through.
Zhang Zhao squinted and opened a slit in his eyes, secretly glanced at his father, and saw that the anger on his face was replaced by a look of surprise, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
There's a play! Bet won! I said how every time I come home from school, my beep account on this computer in the study sometimes has some browsing records about funny house dance videos, and I know that my father is also a fan of funny!
If it's a family, then this thing is easy to do......
At that moment, Zhang Zhao took his father's hand, came to the sofa and sat down together, and confessed to his father calmly as if he was talking.
"Daddy! Don't pretend! Do you think I won't know if you've peeked at my computer lately? It's for the 'slippery world' UP master who is standing on the beep! It's to see Lori! ”
As soon as Zhang Zhao's words came out, he found that his father's face was slightly red as if he had drunk a few taels of liquor, and he pulled his throat to argue.
"Nonsense! What is a peek! I'm worried about your physical and mental health! What's wrong with seeing if there's something unsightly hidden in your computer? What Lori, I don't know! ”
Seeing this, Zhang Zhao spread his hands confidently, and struck while the iron was hot and said to the father who refused to admit his account.
"I understand the reason, but father, why does my beep account browsing record show,Those funny Lori house dance videos that I collected,But I don't know who was turned out and watched them all,Father, can you please explain it to me?"
Hearing this, the father couldn't help but raise his head and look at his son with some embarrassment, and waved his hand to joke.
"Don't change the subject! First of all, let's talk about what happened to you wearing this women's dress! ”
"Of course, it was the funny little Lori who asked me to wear women's clothes, so I showed her women's clothes!"
Zhang Zhao straightened his back, said with a calm and fearless expression, and then looked at his father with a stunned face.
"I'm done explaining, then it's your turn now, father......"
"I ......"
The father suddenly opened his mouth and didn't know what to say for a while.
Looking at the smiling expression on the face of the son of the woman, the father seemed to see his wife who died early due to an accident, and couldn't help but sigh and confess.
"Okay, okay! I admit it! It was I who peeked at the video in your What Beep Station favorite, and at that time, because I saw that the little girl on the cover of the video was a little cute, and I had always wanted to have a daughter, so I clicked on it curiously and watched it. ”
Take a look? I've watched all the funny videos posted at the beep station, but you told me that this is called a little watch?!
Zhang Zhao glanced at his father, who was rubbing his red and hot cheeks with both hands, and couldn't help muttering in his heart.
Seemingly...... Lolicon can also be inherited!