0695: [Non-Aggression] +1
Rumble!
When Snoopy hung on the basket violently, his hands were violently dunked to the Lakers fans who had just sat down.
They didn't expect Snoopy to take a leap in the midcourt, snatching the basketball away from the poor NBA players' union president in an almost sideways flying position, and then rushing forward at lightning speed, slamming his hands to complete the first offense.
It was less than 12 seconds before the start of the race.
TNT's camera is still searching around the sidelines for how many duchess girls have come to the scene tonight, and the little duke actually snatched and dunked?
This is not quite like the business ball that CCTV commentator Zhang Gui Dao, who sat in the stands on the second floor of Staples Arena.
"Hey!! I finally saw Anne Hathaway, who was sitting in the third seat behind Britney. Lo and behold, the situation on the field is very obvious now. Britney sat in the middle of the first row with the Duke's female agent, along with Spike Lee, who wore the Knicks No. 10 jersey, and Nicholson, a hardcore Lakers fan. Selena and Jennifer Lawrence sat directly across from the visitors' bench and looked like they were having a good conversation. Miley Sellers and Taylor Swift, dressed in a leather skirt, sit next to the visitors' bench...... Tonight's Taylor is so hot! ”
Charles Barkley was on the commentary bench: "Oh, and the poor Jonathan brothers, they're sitting in the fourth row, and they're with Justin Bieber. What is this? Losers? ”
"It seems that Snoopy's dominance over the generation of idol singers is far greater than his performance on the basketball court."
Buckley gushed: "Poor Tom Thibodeau is fifty years old and doesn't even have a girlfriend. What an ironic comparison. ”
In between Sir Charles chattering, Earl Johnson took the time to tell fans about Snoopy's hands-on dunk and replay Derrick Fisher's helpless look when he was tackled by Snoopy.
"If we can get Snoopy, it's absolutely... The most important thing in the history of the Lakers. ”
Jim Bass excitedly told his father that his eyes were very fanatical.
His father, Jerebas, was lying on the couch, and the medical staff were taking care of him.
Jenny Buss is on the other side of Magic Johnson.
As Buss' health deteriorated day by day, the club began to worry that the old man would not be able to see next summer's Finals. And the competition for the Lakers team has also entered a white-hot competition.
Jeanie Buss wants to be in control of the team, and she has always thought that her second brother Jim is a good-for-nothing kid who simply can't take this team with an illustrious history to higher positions.
In good conscience, Jeanie Buss is indeed superior. And... Phil Jackson is still her boyfriend. It sounds like a match made in heaven.
But it's for that reason that the elder Bass now prefers to hand over the team to Jim Bass.
He's not reassuring on the dynasty coach, Jackson has shown too much ambition to try to take control of this team, he's not the kind of guy who just wants to settle for a head coach, he also wants equity and control.
This was not allowed by the old Bass.
"What do you think of Snoopy?" Jerebus turned his head sideways, and he asked the magician and Jenny on the left.
The magician gave a very high rating.
As a minority shareholder of the Lakers, he said objectively and neutrally: "If we can get Snoopy, the Lakers are very likely to surpass Boston to become the team with the most NBA championships in five years." ”
And Jeanie Buss thinks it's an unrealistic offer: "There's no reason for the Bulls to trade Snoopy. In fact, there was no way he could leave Chicago. If Jim just focused on that, I'm worried about the future of our team. ”
Jerebus nodded slightly, his unglorious eyes moving over and continuing to focus on the big screen in front of him.
Snoopy on the big screen begins his show, smashing into the paint zone again and again, attacking the City of Angels' basket with hard-hitting layups or dunks.
And while he finishes the attack, the crowd on the court will even applaud him.
The camera also repeatedly showed the female stars who showed off on the sidelines.
"Snoopy and the City of Angels are a match made in heaven." When Snoopy hit a 21 and walked to the free throw line, Jim Bass excitedly told his father, "He's going to fill us up every game, and he's going to make the arena a Grammys live ......."
At the same time as he said that, Snoopy hit the free throw.
The Bulls overtook the score.
Jeanie Bass said disapprovingly, "Okay, Jim! Can you tell us about the means you used to attract Snoopy? Our best opportunity has been missed, and Chicagoans are by no means as stupid as New Yorkers. Just look at Spike Lee sitting on the sidelines, his jersey even has a bright red one written on it: FK! Downey! ”
"Do you think Gary Foreman would allow himself to be attacked like this by the fans?"
Jeanie Buss was frustrated by her brother's whims, and she always believed that running a team should be grounded, not as cranky as it is now. If obscenity can bring championships, then why do you need so many professional managers?
Jerebus didn't speak, he looked at the screen and fell into deep thought.
The game continues.
Snoopy is still tenacious, although Ron Artest tries to give Snoopy some tough physical duels and even reaches out to pull the jersey when Snoopy breaks. But that didn't stop Snoopy.
Led by him, the Bulls led the Lakers 29-25 into the bench in the first quarter.
This did not spark an enthusiastic discussion among the audience, but instead the image of Britney standing up and high-five Snoopy as he crossed the halfway line became the focus of Buckley's conversation.
At the same time, Taylor Swift also stood up and said two words to Snoopy.
"Wow. I used to think Taylor Swift was in bad shape. But today, it looks like this, and it's convex and backward! Swift doesn't want to go girly? Charles Barkley screamed in the commentary seat.
Earl Johnson asked puzzledly, "What is girly style?" ”
"Girly style is no breasts and a deflated ass." Kenny Smith added with a wicked smile.
Compared to the scale of TNT commentators, their Chinese counterparts not far away are actively analyzing the content of this game.
Director Zhang still thinks: "In the final analysis, this is a business ball. The Bulls have too few players to play, without Rose, Big Q, and Noah. Coupled with the physical fitness of Lao Ma and Curry who also played 20 minutes, they were suspended in the second half. ”
"So, you see. The Lakers aren't bothered to play with the Bulls, either. They slowly consumed, Gasol and Kobe, Bangbangbang, one person threw a few to try the feel, and waited until the second half to see the real chapter. ”
"Of course. Our Wei Xiaobao... The Americans called the little duke tonight, and it was really a good one. Bang bang First, there is no advantage against him, and second, he is indeed old, and his legs and feet are not as good as before. He couldn't get entangled. ”
"The American colleague next to him just now said that Duge was stimulated by those female stars on the sidelines, so he played so well. I think... We have an old saying in China, heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass! Tonight, Xiao Du Bacheng still has to be planted. ”
Director Zhang talked eloquently.
He doesn't shy away from his identity as a veteran Komi at all.
He also doesn't care about the siege of him by domestic duke fans.
After all, in China, Du Fan and Ke Fan have long reached a non-aggression clause. And this year's finals are really warm, there is nothing to say.
If he were to be a Celtic, Director Zhang would be scolded for being bloody.
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