Mao Mao grabbed a handful of red fruits, stood up and handed it to Shi Jinlang.

"Boss, this thing can make people breathe fire, you don't want to throw it in the pot, do you?"

"It's chili!" Shi Jinlang glanced at it and said, "No culture, it's terrible!" ”

"What is a chili pepper?"

"A condiment! Why, haven't you seen it yet? ”

"I've seen it, I've definitely seen it, and I ate it when I was young!"

"Did you breathe fire, then?"

"Not really!"

"Get out of the way!"

Shi Jinlang chirped, then cut off the pepper and threw it into the pot, and then stirred it with a three-pointed gun.

"Boss, what is this fork of yours, why haven't you seen it before?"

Maomao began to be curious about the baby again.

"It's the steel pipe that just fell from the sky!" Shi Jinlang didn't raise his head.

"I don't think it's that small!" Mao Mao scratched the back of his head and said.

"Immortal magic weapons, can be big or small, you monkey knows a fart!"

"Is there really such a powerful immortal artifact?" Mao Mao subconsciously said: "Could it be that the iron rod I dreamed of in my dream is also a fairy magic weapon?" ”

"Iron rods?" When Shi Jinlang heard this, he raised his head and looked at Mao Mao and said: "What, you still think you are the Monkey King, people have a wishful golden hoop stick, do you also want to make a whole cottage iron rod?" ”

"It's not a copycat—" said the hairy monkey with a flushed face, "I swear I've dreamed of it, more than once!" ”

"Alright, stop daydreaming, let's go on the fire!"

。。。。。。

Half an hour later, the boiled fish in the iron pot began to collect the juice, and the air was filled with a rich fresh and spicy aroma, which made people can't help but have an appetite.

"Bao'er, did you do this? Ah Li really can't believe it! ”

Ah Li stood by the iron pot, and Harazi flowed down the corners of his mouth, without the slightest image of a goddess.

"It's so fragrant, just by smelling it, I think it's something that only fairies can eat!"

The jade-faced little flying tiger had two front paws on the edge of the iron pot, and his big head was about to go into the pot.

"Goo-"

Mao Mao sticks to the side of the jade-faced little flying tiger, it has already swallowed saliva when it smells this smell, although it still has lingering palpitations about the red fruit inside, but as long as it can bite into this fragrant fish, even if it breathes fire, it is worth it.

Not only Ah Li, the jade-faced little flying tiger and Mao Mao, but even the snoring crocodile mother also woke up, it circled around the iron pot, if it wasn't for the spicy smell in the air that scared it, it would have pounced on it a hundred years ago to grab food.

"Get out of the way, put salt crystals to get out of the pot, look at your gluttonous looks, starving ghosts!"

Shi Jinlang feels like a mother now, next to three gluttonous cat children with their mouths open and waiting to eat. Shi Jinlang didn't feel that there was anything abnormal about this feeling, but felt very proud.

"Maomao, Yanjing!"

Shi Jinlang took the salt crystal from Mao Mao's hand, and then carefully sprinkled it in the pot, and then he stirred it with a three-pointed gun, and then jumped off the edge of the pot.

"I'm going to shush and I'll start dinner when I get back!"

Shi Jinlang was full of urine, and regardless of whether the three "gluttonous cats" would steal food, he ran all the way to the grass not far away with his legs and began to pout.

Because rabbits can walk upright, when Shi Jinlang shush, in addition to not untying his belt, he plucked out the bird, urinated, and shook it, which is no different from humans.

But today, Shi Jinlang felt that this posture was a little unsightly, he squatted down, yes, he squatted on the ground, split his hind hooves, and began to pee with his ass half-pouted.

After peeing, Shi Jinlang did not shake it normally, but picked up a leaf from the ground and wiped it.

When Jin Lang stood up and was about to go back, he looked at the leaves on his paws and was stunned.

After a while, Shi Jinlang suddenly screamed: "Nima! ”

That's right, Shi Jinlang realized the problem, Ah Li and Mao Mao said that he didn't take it seriously when his voice became sharper, and now even the posture and movement of peeing are surprisingly consistent with women, is it possible that Jinlang is going to become a woman?

Shi Jinlang bent down to pull the hair on his thighs, the man's logo is still there, but when did this obviously very girly habit begin?

Shi Jinlang thought about it for a long time, and finally figured out the key to the problem, that is, the aura in his body now has the upper hand and dominates Shi Jinlang's body. Cheng Yanjin once said that aura is a kind of chaotic qi that only women can cultivate, and its femininity will make women more feminine, and if men forcibly cultivate, they will eventually become sissies.

Because when the three-pointed gun was drawn, the consumption of vitality in Shi Jinlang's body was very large, but the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse, and no matter how much vitality was consumed, the rest was more than the aura, so Shi Jinlang did not have any other changes in his body except for feeling tired, but after absorbing the aura in the body of the fish and shrimp in the lake, this situation was immediately reversed.

"Oh my God, Lao Tzu won't really become a sissy, will he?"

"No, absolutely not, Brother Chun, Lao Tzu is an iron-blooded man, Lao Tzu don't become a sissy, never!"

As soon as he thought of this, Shi Jinlang ran back.

Next to the iron pot, Ah Li, Mao Mao, and the jade-faced little flying tiger had already eaten a mouth full of oil, and when they saw Shi Jinlang coming back, the three of them hurriedly swallowed the fish in their mouths, and then took a step back with a brush, keeping a certain distance from the iron pot to show their innocence.

"Bao'er, hehehe-hee-" Ah Liqiao's face flushed: "The fish made by Bao'er is so delicious, Ah Li can't help it!" ”

"Boss, don't get me wrong, I'm just helping to taste the saltiness of the taste!" Mao Mao then said.

"Well, Brother Mao took two bites and said that it had a cold recently and couldn't taste it, so I helped to taste it." The jade-faced little flying tiger said with a smile.

Mao Mao pinched the jade-faced little flying tiger's buttocks with his hand and said, "What are you doing learning from Lao Tzu, don't you think you can find a reason yourself?" ”

"It's okay, I don't blame you!"

Shi Jinlang jumped over and grabbed Mao Mao with one hand, and grabbed the jade-faced little flying tiger with the other and said, "Let's go, the boss has a big baby to show the two of you!" ”

After speaking, Shi Jinlang couldn't help but drag the two of them to the side.

Ah Li didn't pay attention when he looked at it, and reached out and grabbed another piece of fish meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Boss, we really didn't mean to steal food!"

Mao Mao saw that Jin Lang was a little abnormal, and hurriedly explained.

"That's right, it's the hand of the fish that strikes first, and it releases its fragrance to provoke us!" The jade-faced little flying tiger said with words.

"Is it wrong?" Shi Jinlang pinched his waist and glared at them.

"Wrong!"

Mao Mao and the jade-faced little flying tiger hurriedly lowered their heads and said.

"The boss is a person who distinguishes between public and private, right is right, wrong is wrong, I will praise you if you are right, but if you are wrong-" Shi Jinlang smiled treacherously: "If you are wrong, you will be punished!" ”

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