Moonlight City Capital, Elven Palace, Conference Room.

The Elf Empress and the Elven Empress sat on the throne, the former put the Moonlight Scepter across his lap and rubbed it carefully, while the latter cautiously looked at the Moonlight Scepter in the former's hand, for fear that the former would suddenly go crazy and drop this important treasure of the country.

Under the throne, five steps away, I moved a small bench, put on an expression of a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and waited for the fairy queen to fall.

Speaking of which, I am also quite unhappy at the moment.

Originally, I exterminated the rebels, I made a first-class achievement, and I deserved to be rewarded, but because of an emergency, the result was changed, not only was the reward gone, but I almost fell punished, can it be cool!

"More than seven hundred people, all of them are carefully selected elites, even if they are placed in the entire Zephyr Continent, they are a combat force that no one dares to underestimate, but as a result, you were instantly put down by you, who is an ally" The Fairy Empress's expression was very complicated, I don't know if she was angry, or she was smiling bitterly.

"I don't carry this pot!" I retorted, "It's not my fault at all, it's just that the sea breeze came too hard and too quickly!" ”

"Okay, good" The Fairy Empress nodded again and again, "Then let me ask you, did you dig the trap?" ”

"Yes."

"Did you throw away the garbage inside?"

"This ......," I hesitated, "those are not household garbage, they are weapons that I specially use against enemy troops!" ”

"Specifically for enemy forces?" The Fairy Empress laughed angrily: "What about the hundreds of allies who are unconscious? ”

"After all, the trap was set up temporarily, and to be honest, I didn't think about it that much," I said: "Besides, you also know the situation at that time, and if there was such a large wave of enemy troops in the cold, if there was nothing lethal, it would not be able to scare them at all." ”

"Blame me?" The Fairy Empress frowned and said, "The battlefield situation is over in an instant, any unexpected situation may happen, it is impossible to give you a good amount of advance all the time, you should be mentally prepared for this!" ”

"Psychological preparation is there," I said, "but what's the use of being mentally prepared, not to mention that there are hundreds of well-equipped and high-level elite rebels, even hundreds of pieces of in front of me, and I also feel a lot of pressure!" ”

"So didn't I let you familiarize yourself with the terrain first and go around in circles with them in the jungle!" The Fairy Empress shouted.

"Do you think everyone in my guild will climb trees and burrows in the ground?" I retorted: "If others don't say it, even if the two muscular men of Godot and Jackson can climb the tree, they can't hide their strong bodies, and it's not a matter of time before they are discovered!" ”

"You can't climb trees, you can dig into the bushes!" The fairy queen said: "I don't know how to use my brain, it's like a wooden stake!" ”

"I would like to drill into the bushes, but have you really seen with your own eyes what the bushes look like, have you counted their numbers, have you measured their height and density?" I continued to retort, "There are a dozen bushes in that place, and they are extremely scattered, once you squat in, even if you want to move, it will be quite difficult, and if the rebels on the march find their tracks, capture them, and become hostages, things will be more complicated!" ”

Seeing that I was arguing with the Fairy Empress, the Elf Empress looked helpless, she saw a gap, and hurriedly comforted: "Okay, Grandma, Elder Xiao Yi didn't want to do this on purpose, but he was restricted by the environmental factors there......"

"You, you're just too kind, too kind!" The Fairy Empress sighed to the Elf Empress: "If you can be a little tougher, I will retreat into the background and live for a long time, hey." ”

"Yes, grandma taught you that," the Elven Empress smiled bitterly.

"Okay," the fairy queen waved her hand and said, "I don't care about anything else, but you still have to make it clear to me about the trap, why do you throw the household garbage into there to ferment, can't you nail some sharpened stakes or something like that underneath?" ”

"That's not household waste," I corrected, "that's a weapon of mass destruction that we all came up with after all night thinking!" ”

"Okay, don't beautify yourself" The fairy queen said: "How old am I, I still don't know your little thoughts, I see, those so-called traps are most likely your boring sand pit digging games on the island, as for the domestic garbage inside, it is very likely that you have accumulated it during this time, but one thing I wonder about, what about the sand that fills the bunker, where did you hide the sand?" ”

"About the sand......" I twitched the corners of my mouth and said in a deep voice, "Thanks to Remy, sand...... It's all gone. ”

"Remy?" The Fairy Empress paused and said, "What did my granddaughter do?" ”

"She commanded Xiao Squeak to push several people-high piles of sand into the sea."

......

The silence plunged the entire conference room into a brief moment of embarrassment.

"Hahahaha, it's really worthy of my granddaughter, the idea is unique!" The Fairy Empress suddenly said with relief on her face.

"Hey, aren't you really going to educate Remy about this?" I reminded her: "It is precisely because the sand pile was pushed into the sea that we made the trap out of desperation, and speaking of which, the source of everything is the incident where Remy pushed the sand into the sea!" ”

"Well, what you said is not unreasonable" The fairy queen nodded: "I ask you, Xiao Yi, have you ever lectured Remy about this?" ”

"No," I replied truthfully.

"As her fiancé, you refuse to teach your future wife, how can I, as the only relative who loves her more, be willing to teach her?"

Speaking of this, the fairy queen sighed and said, "Hey, it's really a bad world, people's hearts are not ancient, my fiancée made a mistake, and my fiancé who gets along with her every day and night doesn't point out and preach, and even wants to put the blame on a weak old man like me, cough cough." ”

After that, the fairy queen also coughed twice.

The corners of my mouth twitched, and a lot of explosive tendons appeared on my forehead, if it weren't for the virtue of respecting the old and loving the young that has flowed in my bones for thousands of years to stop me, if I hadn't been able to beat this old woman who only looked weak, but was actually strong enough to explode, I would have ...... Certain...... Whew, dissipate your anger, forget it, don't be like her, in case you just start here, the porcelain touching mode will be turned on over there, and I will be the one who suffers.

Take a deep breath, exhale, breathe deeply, exhale......

Repeating this over and over again, my heart finally calmed down.

The Fairy Empress sat on the throne again, and said in a deep voice: "Although Xiao Yi, you have made great contributions, but because the smell of the trap is too domineering, not only has it stunned hundreds of elites, but it has also polluted the entire island, so I think that this time, you are too much meritorious, and you will be punished to go to the nursing place and take care of these comatose elites until they recover, well, so be it." ”

(End of chapter)