Chapter 249: Roll the Calf, Please!
"I'm sorry!"
Shi Jinlang wanted to say sorry, but a voice in his heart said loudly: "What do you say I'm sorry, will this group of people say sorry to others when they burn and loot?" ”
"But—"
"But what, this is the world of the jungle, and countering violence with violence is the king!"
"Countering violence with violence?"
"Yes, fight violence with violence!"
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"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good, sex is similar, and habits are far away——"
At Jixia Academy, the old master is teaching in person.
"Students, the meaning of this sentence is that people are not born evil, on the contrary, they are very good, but from good to evil, there is a process in between, specifically, when the power is endless, desire will go crazy and corrode the mind, when the mind is out of balance, faith will begin to collapse, and when faith collapses and collapses, evil will dominate——"
"Sister, look, the master is chanting the scriptures again!"
"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba chants!"
There were only two people sitting on the long table in the last row, one was Liu Chan and the other was Zhong Wuyan.
"Headmaster, Liu Chan and Zhong Wuyan said that you are the king of the eight recitations!"
In the penultimate row, a fair-skinned little boy stood up and said loudly to the old master.
"Sun Bin, you dead ladyboy, Young Master Ben is not finished with you!" Liu Chan kicked Sun Bin's stool hard with his foot below.
"Alright, let's not bully the little girl!" Zhong Wuyan grinned.
"Liu Chan, Zhong Wuyan, you two bear children, give me a punishment station outside!" The old master threw his whip and shouted loudly.
"Great, it's time to be punished!"
Liu Chan and Zhong Wuyan laughed and quickly rushed out of the classroom.
"Sister, where are we going to play today?"
Coming out of the classroom, Liu Chan looked at Zhong Wuyan and asked.
"Go to the back mountain, sister will take you to pick wild fruits to eat!"
"I had a stomach upset last time I ate it, and I can't eat it anymore!"
"Look at your physical fitness!" Zhong Wuyan snorted and said, "Since you don't eat wild fruits, let's go to Sunset Lake and steal Teacher Zhuang Zhou's kun out to ride!" ”
"This is fun, this is fun, steal Kun!"
Liu Chan and Zhong Wuyan made up their minds and ran all the way towards Sunset Lake at the foot of Houshan Mountain.
"Hahaha - Teacher Zhuang Zhou is not here, God really helps me!"
The two came to the shore of Sunset Lake and found that Zhuang Zhou was not sleeping in the pavilion, and Liu Chan jumped up happily.
"It's okay to be here, he sleeps like a dead man, we barbecue the kun and eat it, he doesn't even know!" Zhong Wuyan snorted and said, "Let's go, go down to the lake to catch Kun!" ”
"Help me, help me, there's a demon trying to suck my blood!"
At this moment, a faint cry for help suddenly came from the grass on the side.
Liu Chan and Zhong Wuyan turned around in response, only to see a man dressed in black and covered in blood lying in the grass.
"Hold the grass—I'll go—sue the master!"
Liu Chan was startled, and ran in the direction of the classroom.
Zhong Wuyan was quite bold, she cautiously walked up and asked, "Who are you, why did you appear in our Jixia Academy?" ”
"I-my name is Sima Yi, quick-help me!"
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“Fuck! It's finally here! ”
At noon, a strange man wearing a hat and a black robe appeared outside Chang'an City, holding a leopard-print wine gourd in his hand, looking at the tall gate of Chang'an City in a daze.
"Brother Leopard, Brother Leopard, have you arrived in Chang'an City?"
The wine gourd in the strange man's hand trembled slightly, and a voice came out of the gourd's mouth lightly.
"It's here, it's here!" The strange man said.
"Then hurry up and let our brothers out to breathe, they're suffocating inside!"
"Come out of a fart, there are so many gold-armored soldiers in Chang'an City, just you four big demon species, you will be stabbed to death by random guns when you come out!"
"Then what should we do, we can't stay in the gourd all the time!"
"Wait until the evening!"
The strange man tied the wine gourd to his belt and walked towards the city gate step by step.
"Where's the pass?" The soldiers defending the city stopped him with their guns.
"I'm sorry, the poor road is a person from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and he came to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures when he passed through the precious land——"
"Brother Leopard, you said something wrong, you read the lines of Journey to the West!"
"This brainless foreign devil, I know to watch Journey to the West all day long, so I'm going to pull a calf!"
"Bastard, this is Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, since you are a local, why don't you see the pass?" A soldier glared at the strange man in front of him and screamed angrily.
“sorry,sorry!” The strange man smiled embarrassedly: "The poor road is a foreigner, passing through the precious land-"
"Roll the calves!" A soldier raised his spear and said: "Chang'an City has not accepted outsiders recently, hurry up and roll the calf!" ”
"Sixth, the empress has always asked us to treat foreign guests politely, and we can't use vulgar words, although this Mao is a foreigner, we can also treat each other politely!" Another soldier reminded in a whisper.
"I'm sorry!" The soldier before put away his spear, nodded at the strange man in front of him, and said: "I was rude just now, and now I repeat it again, Chang'an City has not accepted outsiders recently, please, you, get out, calf, son!" ”
"How's that, is it polite enough?"
"Not bad, very polite!"
“Fuck、Fuck!” The strange man took off his hat, pinched his waist and yelled: "The sick cat is not powerful, do you treat me as a tiger?" ”
"Poof—"
The two soldiers couldn't hold back and burst out laughing on the spot.
"Okay, let me show you the methods of my Shen Gong Leopard! Crackling - fellow Daoist, please stay! ”
The strange man is Shen Gong Leopard, that is, the Martial Emperor Huai Yade of the Shadow Warrior Alliance, his gourd is filled with the four demon protectors of Gluttony, Qi Qi, Han Qi and Jiang Liang, after leaving from the barren land, Shen Gong Leopard took them all the way to chase Shi Jinlang, who knew that on the way to chase, Shi Jinlang and Ah Li entered the place where the bones were buried, and Shen Gongbao and others got lost.
finally found the right way, came out to inquire, and found that Shi Jinlang had already followed the empress Wu Zetian to Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, so Shen Gongbao and others went straight to Chang'an City.
On the way here, it happened to be just in time for the opening of the super evolution system, and Shen Gongbao went into the door of evolution to "evolve" by the way.
After coming out of the Gate of Evolution, Shen Gongbao obtained the superpower of "Fellow Daoist, please stay", and then he received a secret mission from Nuwa, asking him to go to Chang'an City to investigate a person named "Great Demon King Rabbit" and snatch the diamond, one of the Seven Star Stones, from him.
Nuwa wasn't sure if this person called "Great Demon King Rabbit" was the dimensional sun rabbit in the barren land, but Shen Gongbao insisted that it was Shi Jinlang himself, because the demon seed could not evolve superpowers through the gate of evolution, but the beast soul man of mixed human and demon blood could.
Why is Shen Gongbao so sure? Because the four demon protectors around him have entered the Gate of Evolution, even if they successfully cleared the dungeon, they did not get any rewards.
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