Chapter 10 The shameless Xiao Yan
Chen Fan said shyly: "Can the poor monk call you Sister Guanyin?" After everyone heard this, they were stunned, they never thought that someone would dare to tease Guanyin Bodhisattva, of course, Guanyin also flustered, but immediately recovered, the people of the Three Realms looked here after hearing it, and wanted to hear how Guanyin answered, "Amitabha, good, good." Guanyin suppressed the anger in his heart with a chant, and said with a smile: "How difficult it is that the poor monk is a man. ”
Chen Fan didn't expect Guanyin to answer like this, but he became even more shy, and said, "I don't mind, although you are a man, most of you are women!" ”
"Mind Nima, Lao Tzu is a man or not, you don't mind, I mind." Guanyin really wanted to slap him to death, but several great gods looked at this side, and it was not easy to attack, so they had to say: "Whatever you want, I'll leave first if it's okay." After speaking, he glanced at the little dragon girl behind Chen Fan, and he didn't want it anymore, he just felt that if he stayed here any longer, his Buddha heart was about to break, what kind of person is this.
"Uncle Shi, my grandson admires you, you cow, it's all right, that's Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering."
"Senior brother, are you too much, the Bodhisattva is a little angry." Tang Seng couldn't help but say.
Chen Fan looked at the Bodhisattva who was far away and said: "Amitabha, the Bodhisattva has been staying in Lingshan for thousands of years, the poor monk is testing the Bodhisattva's Buddha heart and honing it, it seems that there is no need, the Bodhisattva has already committed the precept of resentment, the Buddha's heart is unstable, and he is angry in a few words." ”
After hearing this, Tang Seng looked respectful and said, "Senior brother is wrong to blame Senior Brother." ”
Although Guanyin left, he also paid attention to this side, and after hearing the conversation of several people, he was even more annoyed in his heart, "Nima, is Tang Seng stupid, he was fooled in a few words, what about the shrewd and capable golden cicada before." ”
"Senior brother, what is this?"
"Oh, this is a hat given to Goku by an old woman."
"Amitabha, the people who are monks never speak, there is no one within nearly a hundred miles, where is the old woman? Brother, you are so disappointing. Chen Fan shook his head with a sad expression.
After Tang Seng heard this, his old face turned red, he had studied Buddhism for decades, and today he actually broke his vows, "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, you have made me miserable." He gritted his teeth and said, "Senior brother, this is a mantra given to me by the Bodhisattva, saying that Wukong is stubborn by nature, and this mantra can strengthen his heart to go west. ”
"Master rest assured, my grandson is not an ungrateful person, the master rescued me from the bottom of the Five Fingers Mountain, and sewed and cooked for my grandson, carefully taught, to be honest, in this world, so much to my grandson is not more than a hand, after my grandson came out of the mountain, isn't it a respectful service all the way? killed those people, and my grandson also knew that he was wrong, and he would hand it over to the government next time. ”
After hearing this, Tang Seng was even more ashamed, "Senior brother, do you know how powerful this tight spell is?" ”
"The Bodhisattva didn't tell me."
"After the incantation was recited, the person with the tight hoop had swollen eyes and headaches, and his brain was cracked, and when he was sealed as a god, the Huanglong Zhenren who taught the twelve golden immortals was caught by the golden hoop immortals."
"Ahh After hearing this, the tight hoop in Tang Seng's hand fell to the ground, "Amitabha, sin, sin, I'll throw it away." ”
"What a Guanyin Bodhisattva, if it weren't for you, my grandson would have been deceived again, and I would have gone to find her."
"I'll mention this later, and Guanyin will come back soon." After speaking, he turned his head to Tang Seng and said, "Senior brother, it's better to give it to me, and then senior brother can also surpass a demon to enter my Buddhism and protect the people." ”
"Then I will give it to you, senior brother, the spell is ......" Tang Seng said in Chen Fan's ear, seeing that Wukong was listening, Chen Fan smiled and waved his hand, Wukong couldn't hear it, and looked at Chen Fan with a dissatisfied face.
"You monkey head, if it weren't for your uncle and me, you would have put on a tight hoop, how could you be happy here."
"Hehe, Shi Bomo is going to be angry, isn't the nephew curious? Can you tell me about the gods, and let my old grandson have a long insight. ”
"I'll mention this later, let's get on the road first."
"Master, I'm going to ride Xiaobai too." After Chen Fan heard this, he put her on it, fortunately there was a trace of white tiger blood, otherwise she wouldn't be able to stand, let alone leave.
It was night, everything was silent, Chen Fan had already taken the little dragon girl and the white tiger into the zoo, and saw that Wukong and Tang Seng were still resting in the broken house, and said silently: "Return." Then he disappeared in place, at this moment, the sage was trying to calculate where Chen Fan went, but he had already been covered up by Hongjun.
Chen Fan returned to the Douqi Continent and sighed, alas, he is too capable of death, I am afraid that he has long been concerned by the power, but fortunately he didn't trouble me, Chen Fan released the white tiger and Ao Ling, "Where is this master, why is the aura so thin, and there are many impurities, no, the level has dropped." ”
After Chen Fan heard this, he also knew that Xiaobai was originally refining the gods and returning to the void, and after passing the elixir, it was the realm of refining the void and merging the Dao, which was equivalent to the five-rank Dou Sheng, but if it really started, it was estimated that he would be able to put the seven-rank Dou Shenggan down, "Master, where is this?" There are so many things, I haven't seen them, hey, there's one that looks like a little rabbit, look at me, sure. After speaking, he used a fixing spell, walked to his side and picked it up, Chen Fan saw that it was just a second-grade demon rabbit.
"This is a small world in the lower realm, not as good as the Three Realms, I came here to preach the scriptures and preach, and then it will be beneficial, not much to say, and after returning to the Three Realms, I will not say much." Chen Fan looked at him and said.
"Don't worry, master, I won't say much." But I was shocked in my heart, a whole small world, only those disciples of the great sect and the big sect have it, secretly happy to follow a promising master, thinking about what he had done before, I didn't know that it was destroyed that day, and I took the demon pill.
"Master, look at it, it has a small horn on its head like me."
"Ao Ling is much cuter than it, let's go, I'll take you to eat something here." Chen Fan sat on Xiaobai and was about to go down the mountain.
"Wait a minute, master, the space here is not very stable, and look at me." As he spoke, he was about to tear open the space, "Stop, do you know where to go?" Mess around. ”
"Hehe, don't you want to try, I used to feel that I was too weak, and I couldn't break a hill with all my strength, but after I got here, I suddenly felt that I was extremely strong."
After hearing this, Chen Fan said, "Don't have a long brain, there are mountain gods in the mountains of the Three Realms, it's good if you can break it, go this way." After speaking, Chen Fan pointed in a direction.
"Come, Ao Ling, sit in Master's arms."
"Hmm." But the little face is a little red.
After a while, he arrived at the top of the Xiao family's head, the white tiger carried Chen Fan and slowly fell, and the medicine elder who was teaching Xiao Yan felt it and hurriedly returned to the ring, Xiao Xun'er also noticed it, stopped cultivating, and walked out of the room, "Amitabha." ”
"Master, you're back, I thought you weren't coming." Xiao Yan scratched his head, but he saw the white tiger and a little Lori behind him, and asked, "Master, are they?" ”
"Xiaobai is my mount, and this is my apprentice."
Xiaobai, who was lying on his stomach, opened his eyes and glanced at him, then closed them, he didn't dare to be interested in these ants, "Da Bai, hurry up, you go after Xiao Bai." Ao Ling said and kicked the white tiger, "Grandma, let me go, let me catch it, you see that it doesn't even dare to move, what is there to chase." ”
"Are you sick, what's going on, do you want to take medicine?" As he spoke, he took out a pill from his bracelet and wanted to do it, "Ao Ling, stop, it will die in this way, the medicine is too strong." Chen Fan said.
"Eight-grade best elixir, feed a second-grade demon rabbit, it's too loser, which child's child is this." Xiao Yan suddenly felt that he was not as alive as a rabbit, and he hadn't gathered the gold coins to make the spiritual liquid yet.
"Yao Lao, do you know what kind of elixir it is?"
"I haven't seen it, but the medicinal power is even better than the Nine Pins Pill, and I can't see through the strength of the little girl in front of you, but she should be a magical beast, she still has horns on her head, oh, and the magical beast that looks like a tiger."
"What?"
Xiao Yan took a closer look and suddenly shouted, "Big ...... Master, she ...... She was...... Dragon...... Is it? ”
"Hey, how do you know? I've become a human being. Ao Ling looked at him curiously.
"Do you still have horns on your head?"
"It's out again, it's annoying, I just didn't make him on the way." As he spoke, he touched it upward, "Okay, no." ”
"No, there is."
"Yayaya...... I'm so angry, Master......"
"Okay, don't bark, come out and come out, and besides, others will know, go play with your little bunny."
"Oh, got it, don't forget to give me something to eat later."
"Xun'er's benefactor is also here, and the poor monk is disturbed."
"Don't bother, don't bother, when did the master come back?"
"I just came back." Suddenly, Chen Fan saw Ao Ling flying up and throwing the rabbit down from the sky, and then continued before landing, so frightened that the rabbit barked, and couldn't help but scream: "Ao Ling, come here, stop playing." ”
"Master, what are you telling me to do?" The small steps ran over.
After Xiao Yan heard this, he was even more shocked, "The surname is Ao, master, her surname is Ao." ”
"Yes, what's wrong, the little daughter of the Dragon King."
"The Dragon King?" Xiao Xun'er was a little surprised in her heart, she didn't expect that the person in front of her would have a master-apprentice relationship with Taixu Gulong, but if Xiao Yan knew her thoughts, would she laugh at her, the little lizard dared to call himself the dragon king in front of the real dragon.
"Where is her home?"
"Of course my home is in the East China Sea, my house is so big and beautiful, please come to my house to play in the future, but my father won't let me go out to play, but after I apprentice, I can follow the master." After speaking, she looked at Chen Fan with a smile, Chen Fan touched her head, she pushed Chen Fan's palm like a cat, and enjoyed this feeling very much.
"Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, isn't that the little dragon girl? Master, you can't accept lay disciples. ”
"No, but the donor can bring it into my Buddhist door."
"Thank you for the kindness of the master, Xun'er has someone from the family to teach."
"It's a pity."
"Xun'er, hurry up and apprentice, lead the practice, that is, lay disciples, when the entire Douqi Continent is gone, we can go sideways, and who else can stop us then."
"Brother Xiao Yan, why are you ......?"
"Xun'er, I won't lie to you, besides, even if I lie to you, the master won't lie to you, isn't it the master."
"I don't worship." Kaoru turned her head away, "Kaoru'er, you ......"
"I'll be angry if I say anything else."
"Okay, okay, let's not worship, don't be angry."
Chen Fan looked at the two of them a little funny, slowly walked into the hall, sat down, looked through the "Diamond Sutra" and looked at it, but Ao Ling couldn't sit still on the chair, looked left and right, Xiao Yan looked at the little dragon girl on the stool, rolled his eyes, and said: "Little princess, what are you looking for, this is my home, I'll find it for you." ”
"Oh, this is your house." Ao Ling lowered his head and was a little embarrassed, "It's okay, you go get busy." ”
"Do you want to take you to play, although our family is not as good as the Dragon Palace, but there are some delicious foods."
"Delicious, really?" After speaking, he looked at Chen Fan again and shouted, "Master......"
"Go, go."
"But, I don't have that much money."
"Money, do you think that's enough?" As he spoke, he took out a big pearl, and seeing that Xiao Yan didn't speak, he took out another gold ingot, "Isn't it enough?" ”
These are naturally enough, but Xiao Yan said, "The pill you took just now can be sold." ”
"You're talking about jelly beans, and I've got a lot of them." Saying that, he quickly put away the pearls and gold, Xiao Yanleng paused, it seemed that dragons like bright things, "Here, see if it's enough." Ao Ling took out two or three bottles of pills and handed them to Xiao Yan, just as Xiao Yan was about to die of happiness, a voice came: "Ling'er, just give him one, don't give more, you can keep the rest for yourself, eat when you are hungry." ”
"Oh." Answered, only one was turned out and given to him, Xiao Yan cried, "Master, woo woo, master, you pay me the pill, you pay me the pill......"