Chapter 293: A Fat Man with a High IQ
Ximen Xiaoqing and the three of them walked towards the outside of the station, and when they got out of the north gate, they saw that thousands of people on their side were confronting a fat man, who was two meters tall and had a waist diameter of two meters, wearing a white coat, looking like a giant steamed bun!
The word "hehe" on the top of the fat head is the fat man who came from the demon clan across the sea to find Chen Feng in the fairy world!
When Ximen Xiaoqing's men and horses saw Ximen Xiaoqing's arrival, they made their debut, one of them said: "Boss, this fat is very powerful, no matter how you fight, you can't hurt him, as soon as he makes a move, he will be lightning and thunder, and we don't know what's going on, hundreds of people died, so we don't dare to do it." ”
"So powerful?" Ximen Xiaoqing frowned, it is an extraordinary period, and the attack of NPCs is almost coming, if this fat is so powerful, he can't be him! smiled at the fat man: "I don't know if Brother Hehe is here. ”
"I'm not called hehe." Fat smiled and interrupted Ximen Xiaoqing's words: "I used to call me stupid, but now I am used to calling me fat." ”
"Fat brother, you...
Ximen Xiaoqing just changed his words, but was interrupted by Fat again, Fat shook his head slightly and said: "Don't call me brother, from a genetic point of view, you and I don't look alike, and we are not related by blood; From an evolutionary point of view, your brain is not fully developed, and I am overdeveloped, and there is an insurmountable gap between each other; In terms of age, I am twenty this year, and you are at least thirty, how can you call me brother? ”
Ximen Xiaoqing rubbed his temples, sorted out what the fat said, and then said, "Fat brother. . . ”
As soon as the words came out, he was interrupted by Fat again, and Fat sighed helplessly: "Hey, I mean, don't call me brother!" We're not brothers! I wanted to be subtle, but why did I have to make it so clear? No, now everyone knows that you have a poor understanding and a low IQ! Hey, it's so tiring to talk to people with low IQs, but my IQ is too high! You make me miss my other brother again, only he can understand me! You can't understand it, can you understand that a high IQ is also lonely? ”
The corners of Ximen Xiaoqing's mouth twitched, and he said coldly: "What do you want to do!" ”
"Look at you, are you well-informed? Can you not be so homely? I'm looking for someone not to bully my brother, I've said it three times! ”
"He's not here! Please! The corners of Ximen Xiaoqing's eyes twitched, and the fat despised him for every word, if he wasn't ready to defend the city, he would have to fight with the fat!
"I don't believe it! I saw that Brother Be's flight was in this direction, and you surrounded the city wall again, so you must have hidden my Bego's brother inside!! Hum! You want to hide Jiaojiao in the golden house, where can you deceive me! ”
Kanaya Zangjiao??
Ximen Xiaoqing's forehead was black, his face was extremely ugly, and he shouted: "What is Lao Zang doing!" If you don't get out, don't blame me for being rude! ”
"Hey, the protagonist in TV is looking for someone, if you meet a bad guy, then the bad guy is this line, I thought it was just TV nonsense, I didn't think that there were idiots who said this kind of thing in reality. Hey, Simon Idiot, hand over my brother! Don't think that you can bully me if there are too many people, hum, I don't need wisdom, I can solve you by force alone! ”
"You!" Ximen Xiaoqing was a little angry, and it took you a long time before he said coldly: "You want to deal with thousands of us alone?" I have no grievances with you, so I don't want to use force with you, am I really afraid of you? ”
Fat shook his head lightly, and coquettishly flicked his forehead sparsely Liuhai: "The men who pull the bombardment are all doing thousands of people by themselves, there is only one person in this world who is more bombardment than me, and one person is doing tens of thousands, he is my other brother, you make me miss him again, his chicken legs, I have never forgotten it!" It's a pity I haven't eaten it for a long time. ”
Drumstick?? Eat?
"Hmph, it's not easy to eat, I'll give you a banquet right away, even if this matter is written off, I won't pursue it anymore, how about it?" Ximen Xiaoqing sneered.
Fat made a helpless expression: "You guys, you want to lie to me when you see that I'm honest, and you want to poison the wine and food, right?" Fortunately, my other brother reminded me a long time ago that I can't eat other people's things, hmph, with your little intelligence, my other brother expected it a year ago. ”
"Humph! So you want to come hard? Ximen Xiaoqing squinted, and he already had the intention of using force, because he found that his thinking was completely unable to connect with the fat thinking!
Fat grinned and said, "My brother said, man, it's good to be hard!" In short, if you don't hand over my other brother today, I'll be hard with you! ”
"Oh yes! Don't bully brother, that bastard is really not here with me! Ximen Xiaoqing's forehead was black and said angrily.
Fat squinted at Ximen Xiaoqing: "I have also studied the theory of micro-expressions, from your expression and tone, theoretically, what you said is indeed the truth, but there is no practice and no right to speak, you get out of the way, I will go in and see for myself." ”
"Humph! I'm stationed in the Heavenly Seal Place, how can you just enter it if you say it?! Ximen Xiaoqing said coldly.
Qingfeng Sanren on the side took out a short axe and said, "Why did Simon tell him so much!" Kill him! ”
Fat smiled lightly: "People often say that they want to kill me, but the people who say this have gone to Senpu Mountain." ”
(Mount Sempur, the only designated burial site in the world.) )
Ximen Xiaoqing was too lazy to say anything to the fat, and waved his big hand: "Kill!" ”
Qingfeng Sanren took the lead, took out the short axe and threw it at the fat, and the short axe turned into dozens of rotating axe blades and cut towards the fat.
The axe blade is rolling in the wind, it seems to be extraordinary, and the disciples of the Tianfeng Sect also issued skills at the same time, and thousands of attacks went towards the fat, but the fat still smiled, without any action, it seemed that the thousands of attacks in front of him were just mirrors, like a dream! Of course, in the eyes of Ximen Xiaoqing and others, being fat is stupid! Because no player will survive such an attack! At least not at the moment!
And at this moment, Chen Dong, Chen Feng, Wang Wudao, the first kill and others also arrived with the doorman, and they happened to see countless skills smashed towards the fat! And the fat couldn't dodge, all the skill magic weapons smashed on him, and some also smashed on the ground, and suddenly the sparks, dust and smoke flashed with all kinds of light, but he couldn't see what happened to the fat, but he thought with his ass, the fat was dead!
"Fat!"
Seeing this, Chen Feng roared.
"Ahh Don't brother! ”
The fat voice came out from the firelight and dust, and then a puff of dust and smoke shot in the direction of Chen Feng, but it was the fat who flew towards Chen Feng at high speed!
"Holy! You're fine! Chen Feng's surprised eyeballs almost fell to the ground, so many skills smashed on his body, fat was fine!
Seeing this, Ximen Xiaoqing shouted: "Put skills!" Kill the fat first! ”
Thousands of skill magic weapons were thrown at Fat again, but Fat ignored it and still flew straight towards Chen Feng!
"I'm X!! Stay back!! No way! Hurry back!! Fast! ”
It's not just the fat that flies, but the countless attacks behind the fat! Chen Feng hurriedly told everyone to retreat, they didn't have the kind of physique that was okay after countless attacks!
Seeing the countless attacks flying in, everyone hurriedly retreated, but Leng took a step forward, and the white sword in his hand pointed directly at those attacks!