Chapter 422: If You Were Given a Day......
It's not the "office taboo popping" scene that Yi Cheng imagined, and then, when he came to the general manager's office, he just sat obediently on the chair and watched the girl busy checking the information on the computer.
"Did you find anything?"
After sitting like this for half an hour, Yi Cheng, who only felt that he was stupid like a husky, finally couldn't help but whisper.
"Among the villains, there are no people who can do this with their abilities."
Apparently the general manager, who was investigating the villain's information in the database just now, gave such an answer.
That is to say...... Can you rule out the fact that I'm a flag used by villains? ”
"It's not completely ruled out, because it's possible that you're lying."
“……”
Well, Yi Cheng knows very well that if you want to break through a girl's mental defense and establish a tall image for yourself, it is actually the most difficult part of the strategy, and in fact, once this step is successful, the next steps from the table to the bed are actually just a simple formality.
But now, what he cares more about is really the situation he is in.
"Ignoring this possibility, and assuming that what I said is true, is there any reason why I am in this situation?"
"I only found one possibility."
The general manager raised his head and glanced at Yi Cheng.
"What is possible?"
“……”
Shaking his head slightly, the general manager who turned off the computer tilted his head and carefully examined Yi Cheng for a long time, and actually issued an eviction order.
"You go out, it's okay to leave early today, and your salary will not be deducted."
“…… Hey, wait, why didn't you ...... just halfway through the sentence?"
"Get out."
“…… Oh. ”
Faced with the majesty of the leader, Yi Cheng could only obediently withdraw from the office in the end.
And the moment he left the office, he suddenly remembered one thing-
If it's the same tomorrow, then it's pointless for you to deduct it, isn't it?
As soon as he thought of this, Yi Cheng, who was not good, didn't even owe a hello to the section chief, so he left the company directly and took the elevator downstairs.
"Really...... Why did I get into such trouble? ”
Looking at the people and cars on the street, Yi Cheng felt an inexplicable irritability from the bottom of his heart.
To be reasonable, he just wanted a safe and stable job, but because of his extraordinary ability, he had to accept the arrangement of the management department to come here as a logistics clerk who was almost a handyman.
This is nothing, after all, extraordinary ability itself has a lot of weighted value in terms of salary, however...... Just let him work in peace and stability in the subway until he dies, isn't it?
And, for Yi Cheng, the most terrifying thing is by no means this.
"If I were to repeat the same thing every day for the rest of my day......"
Thinking of this terrifying possibility, Yi Cheng suddenly shuddered.
He didn't know what the point of such a situation was - in fact, not long ago, he had delusionally thought of taking advantage of this situation to sleep once a day by unlocking a position for all the girls in the unit and even the entire emperor.
However, even if it is a delicious food, it will become greasy if you eat it again and again every day.
Even if you change a girl every day, you will have a sense of disgust for that kind of thing in the long run, and when the time comes, do you want to play with men?
So what about men who are tired of playing? the cat?
“…… Sure enough, let's go home and sleep, maybe it's just a stupid dream...... That's right! I must still be waking up from that dream! ”
Self-deception regards his current situation as a dream set of dreams that are continuous with "opening up to the general manager", and then, Yi Cheng simply took a car home in luxury, and then had a good meal at a barbecue restaurant near his home that he had always wanted to go to but didn't have the opportunity because of money constraints.
"Anyway, if it's a dream, when I open my eyes tomorrow, the money should still be there."
Eat and drink to your heart's content, full of "tomorrow."
Yi Cheng, who returned home, didn't even bother to turn on the TV, and lay down on the bed directly.
After eating full, he quickly fell into a trance sleep.
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Sure enough, I was late again.
Looking at the alarm clock lying on the ground quietly as always, Yi Cheng lazily sighed and began to get dressed slowly.
Frankly, he doesn't remember the first day he's faced the same situation.
Since that day, he found out about the "Infinite Loop Thursday", and the next situation, as he imagined, began to develop in the worst direction.
No matter where he is or what he does at night, as soon as he wakes up, he will definitely go back to his bed, return to the original point, and start a new day.
In the process, Yi Cheng also tried to "force himself to stay awake until Friday", but it was clear that such an attempt did not make any sense, because when he thought he had successfully made it through Thursday and turned on the TV with two big dark circles under his eyes, the morning news was still broadcast on Thursday's weather forecast.
Today's weather is fine, with a southerly wind of three to four degrees and a maximum temperature of 24 degrees......
Since there's no way to get rid of it, let's try to get used to it.
As a result, Yi Cheng no longer rushes out to catch the subway with a slice of bread in his mouth as he did at the beginning - in fact, it seems that such an approach is not only stupid but also meaningless, so now he will wake up and boil milk and fry eggs, and then sit quietly on the sofa waiting for the old bread maker to spit out his breakfast bread.
"Ding-dong......"
Not again.
According to the experience of the past few days, once Yi Cheng did not go out early but allowed his tardiness to happen in such a comfortable way, then he would encounter the attack of Fang ** at home next - that's right, it was the landlord who intercepted Yi Cheng halfway before.
Then again, when this woman broke in for the first time and threw up Yi Cheng's body, it really made him scramble, but later, he naturally regarded "Come in the Morning" as his entertainment program during this time.
Of course, if you always do this, you will get tired quickly, and this woman drinks too much, but her consciousness is quite sober, and she has to waste Yi Cheng's hands and feet every time to get it done.
So today, he's going to change his taste and try to see if he can use a slightly more gentle means to unlock new poses or hide the plot or something.
"But...... Seems to be early today? Hmm, could it be the consequence of shaking Ding Ding more when peeing just now? ”
Yi Cheng, who didn't care much about this, came to the door and opened the door calmly.
Sure enough, standing outside the door was the smiling landlady.
"Oops, hey, young man...... Ay? ”
Before she could finish her opening remarks, she was turned over by Yi Cheng straightforwardly, and she was carried upside down on her shoulders with her head down.
Then, before the other party could react, someone carried her to the bathroom.
"Spit it up."
When he came to the bathroom, Yi Cheng threw the girl off his shoulders and stripped her shirt with extremely skillful movements.
"I'm done throwing up and I'm going to take a shower, I'm boiling hot water - well, towels and stuff are over there."
Yi Cheng, who was obviously familiar with all this, casually threw the stripped clothes into the sink on the side as he spoke, and was about to turn around and go out, when he suddenly remembered something.
"Oh, remember to brush your teeth."
“……”
Ready for the opening, Yi Cheng naturally went to solve his breakfast - the next battle may be fierce, so the necessary energy replenishment is quite crucial, and this, of course, is also the "experience" accumulated some time ago.
However, what he didn't know today was that the woman who was thrown in front of the toilet at this time was also full of suspicion of reality.
"The future of me...... This is to find
What a man's mouth! ”
(PS: Readers, if you were given a day like this, what would you do?) )