"The great inventor Heimerdinger has surpassed God!"

“DEFEAT！”

Accompanied by a mechanical female voice, two big red letters are displayed on the computer screen: Failure!

"What the hell is going on? Why does a personal machine fail? ”

Lin Xuan lit a cigarette, and in the smoke, he began to doubt his life.

"For great science!"

A voice suddenly came from the earphones, Lin Xuan looked up, and on the screen of the game that had ended, the great inventor Heimerdinger who made Lin Xuan grit his teeth with hatred actually walked to the edge of the spring, and then propped his head on the ground and spun in a circle.

Mockery! Naked mockery!

Lin Xuan felt the deepest malice from the computer, but there was no way, the game was over, and Lin Xuan had lost control of the hero character he was using, otherwise Lin Xuan would definitely have to control the steam robot Britz to grab this troublesome big head into the spring water and rub it fiercely.

"For the first victory, let's do it again!"

Lin Xuan said subconsciously, fumbling with the mouse and wanting to click on the screen to continue the game, but unexpectedly, his hand slipped and the mouse was touched by Lin Xuan.

"The engine is up and ready to go!"

"It's strange, it's all over, why can the robot still talk?"

Lin Xuan was a little curious, he didn't click to continue the game, but clicked the ground with the right mouse button, and something unbelievable happened, the robot controlled by Lin Xuan actually moved.

"Can you still play this game when it's over?" Lin Xuan said in surprise.

No matter what, the big head is still pretending to be forced by the spring, this can't be endured.

Lin Xuan controlled the steam robot Britz, found the right angle, and flew directly towards the big head with a mechanical flying claw.

"Eat me big DIAO!"

"Ahh

The golden telescopic mechanical arm stirred up a burst of electricity, and the great inventor Heimerdinger who was spinning in place on the ground was dragged directly into the spring.

"Energy Iron Fist!"

"Electrostatic field!"

After a period of blind operation, the blood volume of the big head dropped by one-fifth, looking at his 0-8 data, Lin Xuan's old face turned red, which was embarrassing.

However, in the next second, the giant defense tower of the spring water shot a super lightning bolt, and the big head screamed miserably, and fell headlong into the spring.

"Ding-dong - congratulations on successfully killing the Great Inventor Heimerdinger!"

"Ding-dong, congratulations on getting the Super Glasses!"

"Cool, finally revenge!" Seeing the cheap big head die at his feet, Lin Xuan felt indescribably comfortable in his heart.

"But what is it?"

Lin Xuan suddenly found that a strange thing appeared in his equipment column, this was a pair of glasses, although it looked strange, it was indeed a pair of glasses.

"Does League of Legends have such equipment?" Lin Xuan curiously moved the mouse to the pair of glasses.

【Super Glasses】

Description: The great inventor Heimerdinger invented super glasses

Lin Xuan put the mouse on the pair of glasses, and two words appeared in the lower right corner: Take it out!

Lin Xuan was completely confused, and he subconsciously clicked the left mouse button.

"Bang-"

There was a loud bang, accompanied by a dazzling white light, and a fist-sized hole burst on the computer screen.

"Ahh My eyes! Lin Xuan covered his eyes and shouted, "What a broken computer, blind Lao Tzu's eyes!" ”

A young man who looked like a network administrator ran over: "What's going on?" ”

"It's over, you're blind, your broken computer has blinded Lao Tzu's eyes, lose money!"

Lin Xuan opened his eyes, the picture in front of him was blurry, and he suddenly screamed.

"Blind your sister!" The young man glanced at Lin Xuan, picked up a pair of glasses from the table and handed them to him, "Brother, you definitely can't see anything without glasses!" ”

"I'm not short-sighted!" Lin Xuan took the pair of glasses and shouted, "These are not my glasses!" ”

The young man glanced around, and said angrily: "I just cleaned up in the morning, and you are playing alone in the ordinary area, not yours, could it be mine?" ”

"No, your computer screen exploded!" Lin Xuan pointed to the monitor in front of him and said, "Playing and playing, it exploded with a bang, scaring Lao Tzu!" ”

Hearing this, the young man glanced down at the monitor, then pressed the boot button and said: "The ordinary area is all old computers, and the machines are easy to crash when they are old, so they should have crashed just now!" ”

"That's it, that's not playing, I'm leaving!"

Lin Xuan groped his way and stumbled out of the Internet café.

Lin Xuan is not stupid, the computer screen obviously blew up a fist-sized hole, this stupid-forced network administrator didn't even see it, fortunately he was stupid, otherwise Lin Xuan would have to pay for other people's monitors!

The young man glanced at Lin Xuan, took out a rag and wiped the monitor screen again, the screen was intact, and there was no trace of shattering at all.

Lin Xuan's eyes were really flashed, and when he walked outside, although the light was a little better, his vision was still blurry.

"Could it be true that you are short-sighted?"

Lin Xuan muttered in a low voice, picked up the pair of glasses and put them on.

"Hum—"

An electric current struck from his temple, instantly flowing all over his body, Lin Xuan trembled all over, and almost fell to the ground.

"The super glasses have been successfully bound, and the super glasses system is being opened—" A pleasant mechanical voice sounded in Lin Xuan's ears.

"Who? Who's talking? Lin Xuan stood firm, looked around and shouted loudly.

"Hello host, I'm Alice, the intelligent AI of the super glasses system!" The mechanical voice continued.

"Super glasses? Alice? Lin Xuan said in surprise.

"Yes, when the host opens its eyes, it can query the system information on its own!"

"Ahh My eyelids are numb, I was you just now? Lin Xuan opened his eyes with great effort and said depressedly.

"Physiological binding requires activation and concatenation of host identity DNA, and after successful binding, the super glasses are unique and cannot be used by others. Therefore, it is normal to feel electrocuted during this process! Alice explained.

【Super Glasses】

Description: The great inventor Heimerdinger invented super glasses

Owner: Lin Xuan

Gender: Male

Age: 21

Rank: Humiliation Black Iron V.

Snap rate: 100%

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"What does that mean?" Lin Xuan looked at the string of information that appeared on the lens, and asked puzzledly, "What does the black iron of shame mean?" Also What does this snap rate mean? ”

"Shame Black Iron V. is the host's current strength rank, and the snapping rate is the probability that the host can have a relationship with it!" Alice's voice said patiently.

"Smack?" When Lin Xuan heard this information, he immediately became interested, he looked at the data that appeared on the lenses, and said thoughtfully: "You mean that the chance of having a relationship with me now is one hundred percent?" ”

"Oh-yes!" Alice paused, "At least that's what the data shows!" ”

"How the hell can I slap myself?" Lin Xuan was full of black lines.

"Inquiry, please wait!"

A series of data flashed quickly on the lens, and finally the picture stopped, and three big words appeared in front of Lin Xuan's eyes: Jerk off!

"Poof—"

Lin Xuan spurted out a mouthful of old blood directly: "Jerk off? Brother Xuan, do I seem like a man who lacks the love of women? ”

"According to the records, yes!" Ellie said without giving any face.

Immediately, a series of messages appeared on the glasses.

"Lin Xuan, male, 20 years old, was born in 2024 in the poor mountain and bad water ravine where birds do not poop and chickens do not hatch eggs in Tai'an County, Tai'an City, Tai'an Province. Orphan, birth parents unknown. Since he was a child, he was adopted by an old bachelor who didn't know what his surname was when he picked up cow dung in a poor mountain and bad water village, and grew up by eating hundreds of meals. When he was eight years old, he was abducted and taken away by Zhao Laoer, a pimp who went into the mountains to collect and climb skins, with a dime coin, and then lived on the streets of Tai'an City, making a living by being abducted and cheated. At the age of sixteen, he was conscripted into the army, stayed in the army for two years, and at the age of eighteen, he completed his military service and returned to Tai'an, and then borrowed books from Tai'an Provincial High School for two years.

"I-" Lin Xuan chirped: "What kind of sex-harassment-disturbing old man who watches the gate, let me tell you, although that bad old man is watching the gate, but his real identity is-no, why should I tell you!" ”

Lin Xuan suddenly realized a problem, that is, why should he worry about a pair of glasses?

"I'm too lazy to take care of you!" Lin Xuan snorted and stretched.

"Back to the original question of the host, to sum up, although the host has seen thousands of people of the opposite sex in the past twenty years, the number of people of the opposite sex who have really had intimate contact is zero, in other words, although the host is now twenty years old, but the sexual experience is completely blank, generally speaking, the host is an old virgin!"

"Old virgin?" Lin Xuan pointed to his nose and shouted, "You say I'm an old virgin? ”

"Yes!" Alice's voice was as calm as water: "According to incomplete statistics, the average age of the host's first sexual experience in the world is sixteen years old, and the host has exceeded this average for more than four years, so it is not an exaggeration to call the host an old virgin. ”

"I'll tell you!" Lin Xuan's old face turned red, and he forcibly defended himself: "The reason why I don't have that is because I am clean and self-conscious, because my vision is high, and I am clean and self-conscious, do you understand?" High-sighted, you know? ”

"Then why does the host sneak up on some small movie of demonstrative sex in the dead of night?" Alice's voice was puzzled.

"I-I watch little movies?" Lin Xuan collapsed, he didn't expect that he knew such a secret thing.

"Yes, the data shows that the host's object of obscenity is ***, and in the dead of night, the host often faces ***——"

"Stop, I'm scared of you!" Lin Xuan was completely convinced: "You're right, I have no love experience, I have no sexual experience, I often jerk off to *** small movies, I'm an old virgin, okay?" Are you satisfied? ”

"Don't be discouraged by the host, as long as the host can complete the tasks assigned by the super glasses system, I guarantee that the host can end twenty years of virginity, and can also bring beautiful women to another world!" Alice's voice seduced: "As long as the host level is reached, Alice can also be materialized!" ”

"A beauty from another world?" When Lin Xuan heard this, he flowed out: "Is the beauty of another world the kind of foreign beauty with blonde hair and blue eyes, bee waist and fat buttocks?" ”

"No, this other world is not between countries in the host's imagination, but between the world in which the host lives and another parallel world." Alice's voice whispered, "To be exact, it's Valoran, a dimensional space parallel to the host's world!" ”

"Valoran?" Lin Xuan was surprised: "Isn't Valoran a virtual world in the game?" Could it be that it's real? ”

"Yes!" Alice said, "Alice is from the Valoran world!" ”

"Valoran World is the League of Legends world, the beauty of the League of Legends world, the policewoman, 36E, Ahri, the female gun, Akali, the knife girl-" muttering this series of names in his mouth, Lin Xuan's harath flowed out again: "You mean that as long as I complete the task you assigned, I can talk to the policewoman and the piano girl, Ahri, and Rexei, ahh ”

"Yes!" Alice said: "As long as the host completes the mission, it is completely possible to spend the night with any hero of the Valoran world, regardless of gender, regardless of race!" ”

"Ahh Lin Xuan laughed lewdly and said, "But the leopard girl can think about it, the two forms are exciting to think about!" ”

"It's not just Nedri, the Wild Huntress, but also the Spider Queen Elise, who can spend the night with the host as long as they meet the mission requirements!" Alice is seductive.

"Spider Empress, forget it, I'm naturally allergic to things with a lot of feet!" Lin Xuan laughed evilly and said, "By the way, you just said that you can also materialize?" ”

"Yes, as long as the host level is reached, Alice can be materialized into all imaginable forms of the host!"

"Wow - make a fortune!"

Lin Xuan's mind was full of filth, if it was really so powerful, wouldn't it be possible to change to a different beauty every night, this is every man's ultimate dream, just thinking about it is extremely exciting.

"Is the host ready to accept the quest now?" Alice asked.

"Wait, let me make this dream a little longer!" Lin Xuan's face was lewd.

If Alice was materialized now, then Lin Xuan would definitely be able to see that her handsome face was covered with black lines.

"Hey, what kind of task did the creator god Liu Lang arrange for me, there is no man in this world who is reliable, so I expect him to save the world?" Alice thought to herself.

The Valoran continent is in dire straits, and the world is about to face a catastrophe, Alice has no choice, who made Lin Xuan the man who was chosen by the super glasses?

Lin Xuan was still obscene, and at this moment, two men in black came over: "Is it Mr. Lin Xuan?" ”

"I am, who are you?" Lin Xuan came back to his senses and said loudly.

"Come with us!" The man in black said coldly.

"If you let me go, I'll go, when I'm who?" Lin Xuan said, his gaze began to become cold.

"Mr. Lin Xuan, don't forget the agreement between you and our boss, a two-year contract, not even one day less!" The man in black reminded.

"You're one of hers?" Lin Xuanhu said suspiciously.

"That's right!"

Lin Xuan was entangled for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll go with you!" ”

Two years later, Taean Railway Station.

A young man with a backpack and glasses got off the train, he took a deep breath and shouted: "Tai'an, your brother Xuan is back again!" ”