Chapter 133: Little Paper Man

"Hmph, that's just it, I thought there was something to gain." Luo Jun said disdainfully.

The concubine ignored the soft rice man, her eyes swept over the street, and she ordered at the little paper man: "This time our target is a couple, as long as a man and a woman appear together, climb on them, do you understand?" ”

The small paper figures in a row nodded seriously, waiting for the concubine to give orders.

"Go ahead, see how you behave." The concubine said.

As soon as he finished speaking, the little paper man took a quick stride and ran into the street, got into the store, and climbed up the tall building...... Luo Jun, who was watching the speed, was directly dumbfounded.

"Soft rice man, one of us is responsible for five, and once there is a situation that gets out of control, the memory of the target will be eliminated immediately." The concubine said.

"Damn, can you stop calling me a soft rice man, I'm shameless, you know. And what kind of broken paper man of yours, I don't think it's useless, I really don't understand why that guy Zhu Mingtong asked me to accompany you to do such a boring thing. Luo Jun said while nodding normally.

"What did you say?" When the concubine heard this, she was immediately annoyed, Luo Jun actually dared to contradict her, and also swore to her.

"I said I don't want to do such a boring thing, it's better to play games at home if I have this mood, if it weren't for my handle being caught by Zhu Mingtong, you really think I would be willing to be a cow and a horse here." Luo Jun's expression obviously looked normal, but the words he said almost made the concubine angry.

"Okay, soft rice man, I didn't expect you to be such a scheming person, I really didn't see it, I'll tell the master about it." The concubine said angrily.

"Go and sue me, anyway, I didn't do anything hurtful, what's wrong with my scheming, to tell you the truth, you don't like to listen to it. And you know how to eat and eat all day long, and if you have the leisure to cultivate, it won't be so useless. Luo Jun said.

"You!!" The concubine was about to explode, he didn't expect Luo Jun to be such a person, so he stomped his feet and left angrily.

Suddenly, she seemed to remember something, and ran behind Luo Jun, only to see a small paper figure lying on Luo Jun's back, and after seeing the concubine, she also showed an expression of "Wow, you found out".

"Why, you still want to hit me, it's not me who says your little arms and legs, let you have one hand...... Concubine, don't be angry, those are not what I said, although I have some complaints and disgust in my heart, but I really regard you and Zhu Mingtong as friends. ”

As he spoke, Luo Jun himself also felt that something was wrong, obviously he had been explaining, but the words he said made him startled.

The concubine was really almost angry, if it weren't for the little paper man's mischief, he would have directly cut off all relations with Luo Jun.

"Hmph, you have a bit of a conscience." The concubine glared at Luo Jun fiercely, but fortunately she reacted and grabbed the little paper figure from Luo Jun's body.

"Whew~~" Luo Jun breathed a long sigh of relief, just now he really had a feeling of being speechless, what he wanted to say in his heart and what he said in his mouth were not the same thing at all, that feeling was really fucked.

He finally understood the horror of the honest little paper man, and if he wanted to release it all, the whole demon would not be messed up.

"I didn't record what you said just now, hand it over to the master, and I will definitely clean you up." The concubine said angrily.

"Concubine, you see there is a Hong Kong store over there, I invite you, you can eat whatever you want." Luo Jun immediately said with a smile.

Although he is not afraid that Zhu Mingtong will sue him to heaven, it is impossible, the demon arhat and the female goblin are in themselves a violation of the rules of heaven and against the sky, even if he is not in the system now, it will cause a lot of trouble, and in the end he will end up bad, he is still self-aware.

"I want to eat Hong Kong Rong...... Phew, soft rice man, don't try to buy me. ”

"Hey, I'm serious."

"Then you owe it first, and next time I want to eat it, you will invite me."

"Yes, Miss."

……

In front of a drink shop on the Bund

The sturdy little paper figures shuttled through the dense flow of people, and the concubine hurriedly followed behind the two little paper figures.

With a snort, the little paper figure jumped on the back of a girl sitting on a lounge chair. The other was glued to the man's pants.

"HONEY, I FELL IN LOVE WITH A DIOR PERFUME YESTERDAY, CAN YOU BUY IT FOR ME?" The woman said delicately to a good-looking boy next to her.

"Why did you buy it again, didn't I just buy you a lipstick yesterday." The man said.

"How can anyone ...... I just like to buy, buy, buy, my last boyfriend casually gave me 20,000 yuan a month, you might as well take me on the bus to squeeze the subway, and the things I bought for me were all stalls, which made me lose face in front of my sisters. ”

"Yes, that's really deserved, you don't look in the mirror yourself, your monthly salary of 3,000 is the same as your mother's monthly salary of 30,000, a material woman like you is all over the street, I really think I want to be with you."

"What's wrong with the material, what's wrong with the low monthly salary, you are men, do you want to find a girlfriend if you don't want to pay at all, it's ridiculous."

"What's wrong with men, which rule says that men have to pay?"

"So you're looking for a girlfriend and you're trying to come up with a bird?"

The concubine standing on the side listened to the conversation between the two, and hurriedly turned her head to stand in the corner, with a little guilt on her little face.

"Come back, little paper man." The concubine lowered her voice.

The purpose of the little paper figure has been achieved, and after the two little paper figures broke away from the couple, they began to spit and scold angrily, which immediately attracted many onlookers.

The two little paper figures walked towards the little concubine, and the concubine just wanted to put them away, but the little paper man suddenly took a step and ran farther away.

"Oops! Disobedient again. ”

……

Happy Cow Western Restaurant

"Do you have anything to eat here?" A girl asked.

"Except for the delicious rice, the rest is terrible, and the kitchen uses gutter oil for stir-frying."

"Then give me some high-grade dishes, anyway, I'm just here to post on Moments."

"Okay, I think black fungus and green tea are more suitable for you."

Luo Jun, who had just rushed in from the door of the store, was dumbfounded on the spot.

The waiters and customers were still smiling, but the words they spat out made the others stunned.

……

A café

"I'm sorry to be late, I've kept you waiting." A young and beautiful woman said.

"Lao Tzu waited for you for an hour, not because you have a big face, but because you have a big face, I know you have money." The man in the suit and glasses was a little mature, and said with a bit of ease on his face.

"I'll tell you the truth, I had three people before you, and you were the worst so you came last." The woman looked at her with a little disgust, but said in a very gentle voice.

"Then I'll tell you the truth, I didn't have any money on me today, so you'll have to pay later, hehe." The man was still smiling.

"I pretend to have money, and I hang several fools at the same time, they volunteer to buy me things and give gifts, why don't I. I've already eaten three meals today, and I can't eat any more, not to mention your conditions, let's not waste time. ”

"Okay, then I won't order."

"Okay, I'm unlucky to know you today." The beautiful woman's face was covered with a haze and she left.

"Wait, remember to block and delete each other." The man said.

The woman stumbled under her feet and almost hit the sliding door.

……

In a taxi

"Master, take me to the Pearl Tower." Said the female passenger who had just gotten on the bus.

"Girl, you're from out of town, do you know the way? I guess your accent sounds like you're in the Northeast. The middle-aged driver in the cap said.

"Master, I'm not from the Northeast, I'm from Dongshandi, and I've just arrived here."

"Dongshan is also a province, then you sit down, I'll take you around twice, anyway, you don't know the way."

……

Devil's Blood Bar

Zhu Mingtong sat on the stool, his left hand swimming up and down on the strings, and his right hand plucked the strings rhythmically. The beautiful sound floated out of the simple six strings, sometimes soft and tactful, like a slight breeze, like a whisper, like a mountain waterfall roaring, sometimes cheerful, like entering the world of a dreamy amusement park.

After the three pieces came down, Le Xian Changqin, who was listening to it on the side, stared at Zhu Mingtong with some disbelief.

Zhu Mingtong's technique is not at all like the appearance of a person who has come into contact with the guitar for the first time, and his skillful technique and exquisite skills make Changqin jaw-dropping. Although sometimes there is a bit of stuttering in the rhythm, Zhu Mingtong, who has only seen him play the guitar once, is extremely skilled in playing it for the first time, like a student who has been playing for five or six years.

After the last song "A Cut of Plums" was played, Zhu Mingtong exhaled a long breath, looked at the surprised Changqin, grinned the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Changqin, I didn't embarrass you." ”

"Are you really playing it for the first time?" Changqin said still in disbelief.

"It's the first time." Zhu Mingtong smiled.

"It's really amazing to have such a talent for the first time." Changqin said in shock.

It is impossible for Zhu Mingtong to tell Changqin about the blessing of the spiritual ring, the three pieces have almost been mastered, and now it is time to make achievements.

"Now that I've learned these three songs, can I imprint the three functions of the Sacred Strings of Zoxian into the songs?" Zhu Mingtong said.

"A song corresponds to a function, don't remember it."

"I understand."

"By the way, can you sell me this guitar, I can use it quite handy, I think it's pretty good." Zhu Ming remembered that he didn't have any musical instruments.

"I've got you, there's no shortage of guitars in the bar."

"Thank you so much."

Leaving the Devil's Blood Bar, Zhu Mingtong swaggered out of the bar with a guitar on his back.

In the past, I could always see the teenagers carrying the guitar on TV under the overpass, and I always felt that they had the uninhibited freedom of a wandering poet with the guitar on their backs, which always made Zhu Mingtong feel envious.

However, how many people will wander because of the helplessness of life, not for life, any uninhibited free and easy is a lie.