Chapter 231: Detective Barton
Barton asked quietly.
"Hey guys, what's the best thing here?"
Barton's question is actually an alternative temptation.
If most of them have the same answers, then there is a good chance that there is something wrong with that dish.
Of course, there is also a possibility that the food made by this mysterious young man is too delicious.
But Barton immediately dismissed the answer.
Just kidding, he's been to a three-Michelin-starred restaurant with the Avengers.
The food is so delicious, but the others look like salted fish that chews wax.
For Barton, a well-informed top agent, he has seen a lot of people like this, and it is clear that he has a strong addiction reaction after smoking DU.
'I, Clinton Francis Patton, swear on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that there must be something wrong with this restaurant! ’
Barton looked forward to his companions' answers, so he could continue his investigation.
Who knows.
"Of course, the new product launched by the boss is the most delicious!"
Tony was the first to respond.
Everyone immediately looked at him expressionlessly, and their eyes seemed to say in unison, 'You scumbag who likes the new and hates the old! ’。
Then only Rogers said.
"I think fried chicken is the best, and somehow, it reminds me of the nostalgic taste I had 50 years ago."
As he spoke, he had a look of nostalgia on his face, and he seemed to recall the time when he used to share fried chicken with Bucky, which was his lost youth.
But soon Thor said.
"Of course men should eat large pieces of meat! I think the whole steak is delicious! Hey! Brother, you know what! The steak here is the softest I've ever tasted.
I've never had a soft steak like this since I got back to Asgard. I really don't know how the boss did it.
I have to admit that only the food, Asgard can't compare to this restaurant! ”
Thor sighed with emotion, and at the same time planned to bring Jane along to try it.
'Hmm~ The environment here is also very elegant, and it seems to be very suitable for marriage proposals. ’
Unbeknownst to Thor, Barton was shocked when he heard his answer.
You must know that in the impression of all of them, Thor has always been an Asgard control, the air in Asgard is better than the earth, the water is clearer than the earth, the beauty is more beautiful than the earth, and the people are stronger than the earth...
Anyway, in his impression, Thor has always been first in Asgard, and then in other places to fight for second.
Now asking Thor to admit that the food here is better than Asgard is like keeping the Hulk from getting angry, Captain America from holding a shield, Iron Man from taking a sister, and Nick Fury from being corrupt!
Patton now feels more and more that there is a problem here, a big problem!
Seems to have been stimulated by Barton's question, Dr. Banner Biu! He turned into a green giant, and then said in his dull voice.
"Hulk! Love meat! ”
Black Widow, who was a colleague of Barton, thought for a moment and replied.
"As a lady, I think the creamy muffins are delicious."
After speaking, he subconsciously licked his lips.
Barton turned his gaze back to Vision and Scarlet Witch, watching as Vision was still teaching Scarlet Witch science, and Scarlet Witch looked sleepy-eyed and almost asleep.
"Okay, these two are the same as me, so let's rule them out for now. ’
Now here's the problem.
Barton found that his buddies' answers were very inconsistent.
'But that's not going to bother my Agent Barton!' I'm a professional! '
Since the main target can't find the intelligence, then put the target on the periphery.
At this time, the number of people in the restaurant gradually increased.
Barton feigned curiosity about the interior of the store and looked around.
Soon, Agent Patton discovered a phenomenon with his superior expertise and the ability to see through translucent bras at a glance.
Most of the guests here ordered a strangely shaped fried fish head.
Barton hurriedly flipped through the menu, and it was not until the end that he found his goal.
So he raised his hand and shouted.
"Boss, please give me a copy of 'Roar of the Burning Dragon'!"
"Okay, please wait."
Qian Chen heard the voice, looked up and replied, and then began to busy himself again.
He didn't see it, and the moment he turned his head, Barton's eyes flashed with wisdom.
'Humph! Watch me uncover your secrets and expose your true colors with Agent Level 8 professionalism! ’
Having been in the secret service industry for many years, Barton has always believed that there is only one truth!
Recently, there have been many guests ordering the Yanlong Roar, and Qian Chen has become a familiar one, and soon brought the Yanlong Roar ordered by Barton.
'Let me test you!' ’
Barton had already made up his mind to taste it first, and then sneak some back with him for testing, believing that with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s technology, he would be able to figure out what was wrong.
Barton picked up his knife and fork and used the knife to cut off a bit of the fish.
The first feeling is crispy, the second feeling is soft, and the outer coat and the soft fish meat on the inside give two different feelings.
Barton is a super archer, and his fingers are dozens of times more sensitive than ordinary people, and he feels this more deeply.
When you put the fish in your mouth, the two contradictory senses are infinitely strengthened by the action of a more sensitive tongue!
It's so crispy! It's so soft! It's spicy!
With just a small sip, Agent Patton, a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., who has experienced countless bloody battles and has undergone various professional torture training, will training, and spiritual training, is completely lost in the illusion of food.
In a trance, the black sleeveless combat uniform on his body turned into a set of light armor that had undergone various enchantments and emitted orange light, and the combined mechanical bow in his hand also turned into a god-level longbow that was one person tall and exuded flames like a winged phoenix.
Roar!
A dragon soaring in the sky covered in flames.
Barton didn't say a word, bent his bow and pulled the arrow, and posed in the classic pose in the Legend of the Condor Heroes.
"Eat me with an arrow!"
Shout!
The golden arrow tore through the air in an instant, and then hit the top of the dragon's head directly.
Bite!
The mighty arrows were like toothpicks hitting steel plates, and they fell from the air without any sound.
Barton was momentarily stunned.
Before he could react, the dragon looked up, took a deep breath, and a raging pillar of fire swooped down, enveloping him in a sea of fire.
After multiple enchantments, the artifact-level armor created by the Ancient Master did not provide any protection.
Patton's whole person was directly reduced to ashes.
"It smells so good!"
Barton couldn't help but exclaim.
Then he suddenly came back to his senses, and the plate in front of him was empty, except for a few fish bones, as if telling the previous scene.
Barton's face froze.
"Where's my fish head!? And what about a big fish head!? ”
"Forget it, I'm ordering a plate, I'm not addicted to it, I'm here to leave evidence and take it back for testing!" ’