With the popularization of smart phones and the restrictions on minors' access to the Internet in Internet cafes, a kind of mobile phone Internet café that replaces computers with smart phones has been developed in the commissaries at the entrance of many elementary schools, commonly known as "machine bars".

In a computer bar at the entrance of an elementary school, a man in his thirties wearing an Adidas sportswear was playing with his mobile phone.

Ding dong!

Suddenly, a message popped up on his phone, he opened it and looked at it, and he was stunned.

"Xu Fu!? You're still alive!? No way! The man exclaimed, "I cut off your head, how can you still be alive!?" ”

He hurriedly replied: Who are you? You can't be Xu Fu! Don't try to fool me!

At this time, a primary school student squatting on the side stared at him: "Uncle, can you give me back the phone?" We're going to have class soon, and I haven't played yet. ”

"Your Majesty!" The man raised the phone higher, lest the child bump into it, "Let me use it for a while, and when I contact my old minister, I will make you a princess." ”

When the elementary school student saw that he couldn't get his mobile phone, he immediately cried: "Woo wow-"

"Oh, don't cry!" Seeing this, the man looked confused, and hurriedly shouted, "I order you not to cry!" ”

"Wow-" As a result, the schoolboy cried even harder.

"What's going on?" At this time, the owner of the commissary came over.

The man didn't seem to want to attract attention, so in a panic, he picked up the still crying schoolboy and ran outside.

The shopkeeper was taken aback when he saw this: "! Thief! Stealing your phone! Catch him! ”

At this voice, more than a dozen enthusiastic people suddenly popped out of the roadside.

"Where's the thief?"

"Dare to come to us and steal?"

"Catch the thief!"

……

A group of people blocked the man's path, and also found the schoolboy who was crying on his shoulder.

"Damn, it's still a trafficker!"

"Break his limbs!"

"Fuck it!"

At this time, the crowd was indignant, and many people picked up the stones on the side of the road and prepared to pick them up.

Seeing this, the man shouted angrily: "Stand down for me!" ”

All of a sudden, the wind rose so violently that people couldn't open their eyes. Everyone was in a hurry for a while, and when they came back to their senses, the man had already taken the elementary school students and didn't know where to go.

……

In Xiliang Demon Village, Ximen Qing looked at the liar's reply, but he didn't expect the other party to be ironic by himself and not give up.

"Hehe, the drama spirit." She turned off the conversation and blocked the guy directly, too lazy to pay attention to him, why didn't she play a few games when she had that time?

Simon love entered the match,

10 minutes later, Simon Qing played GG.

"Grass! How does this matching system work? Why do you get this pit every time!? Simon was depressed.

If you want to say that the number of players in the closed beta is small, it's not impossible to always be matched with the same person, but why is it with this guy called "Big Dark Sky" every time? This game black hole, 10,000 kings can't be saved.

Simon doesn't even have the desire to squirt.

"Forget it, let's go play LOH for a while, I don't believe that I can meet you again this time with a different game!"

She was about to go upstairs when suddenly Song Yunwu flew back with Jin Huiyuan's imperial sword. In addition to the two of them, Song Yunwu also carried a ...... in his hand Person?

Well, let's call it human.

It's just that this person is a little weird now, and the whole person is lying on his stomach as if he has no bones, and his head is on top of his ass.

Song Yunwu threw it away, and then straightened the girl's hands, feet and neck back to their original position as if untying the earphone cable.

"Is this still alive?" Simon Qing leaned over and asked.

Song Yunwu nodded: "Well, it should be alive, I don't start so hard." ”

"It turned out that I was beaten by you," Simon suddenly realized, "No wonder it looks like all the bones in the body are broken, tsk, this chest is sunken, it's so pitiful." ”

Jin Huiyuan said at this time: "Sister, it's okay, anyway, I think she is flat, concave or not, she doesn't need to wear underwear, it doesn't have much impact." ”

Ximen Qing glanced at her two evils that were bigger than adults, and said with emotion: "You are a full man, you don't know that a hungry man is hungry, for people with smaller breasts, the little change is more important." ”

As she spoke, she held Jin Huiyuan's evil with both hands from behind through Jin Huiyuan's armpits: "Huiyuan, since my sister is now being raised by you, the basic spirit of the contract still needs to be there, from today on, I will be your special milk tray, please don't spare me, use it as much as you like." ”

Jin Huiyuan was attacked, and she suddenly felt a little unnatural, she twisted her body: "What do I want this for?" ”

"How else to say that you are still too young," Ximen Qing said seriously, "As a person with big breasts, let me tell you that too big breasts can easily cause a series of bad effects such as hunchback, shoulder strain, ligament strain, etc., sister, this is for your health." ”

"Oh." Kim Hy-won listened to it, and suddenly felt that it made sense.

Song Yunwu ignored Ximenqing, after she set up the Watanabe umbrella, she put a blanket under her, and then took out a talisman and pasted it on her head.

Suddenly, a burst of electricity surged through the girl's body, and she twitched violently.

"Uh-lulu-"

"Ha~" Watanabe Umbrella spit out a large puff of black smoke, but he finally woke up.

"Awake?" Song Yunwu straddled her waist with her feet and looked down at Watanabe Umbrella, "Let's talk when you wake up." ”

"Humph! Don't! Watanabe Umbrella turned his head away from looking at her, "The reformer of the pigeon-like profession won't tell you any information about Nikko Toshogu Palace." ”

"Oh, it turned out to be a reformed person from Nikko Toshogu Palace." Song Yun danced.

Watanabe Umbrella looked at her in shock when he heard this: "How are you ...... Aware? ”

Song Yunwu: "......"

"Humph!" Watanabe then added, "But what about knowing this?" I won't say anything to you about the core questions of the doctorate! ”

"Doctor?"

Just as Song Yunwu was about to ask further questions, suddenly the left ear stud of Watanabe's umbrella glowed blue. A beam of light shot out from the blue diamond on the earring, projecting the appearance of a woman at the level of Song Yunwu's eyes.

"Hello, strong man, since you can see this projection, it means that the umbrella has been captured by you, because this is a video that will only be played after she is captured."

"Doctor!?" Watanabe looked at the doctor's projection in shock, and couldn't help but remember what the doctor said when he handed the earrings to him.

"Umbrella, this mission is not trivial, you are very likely to come into contact with the eight murderers, and then one of them will be in danger of life, so I specially developed a life-saving device for you, and at the critical moment, I may be able to save your life, but there is a certain chance that it will not be saved, hehehehe......"